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GreatJohnT
@greatjohnt.bsky.social
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Streamer, shitty artist, and Youtuber.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6MUXSc_Nyi4-AudDcCM7lA
https://m.twitch.tv/greatjohnt/home
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greatjohnt.bsky.social
Teeny tiny lemon meringue pie
A photo of a very small lemon meringue pie I made. The same tiny lemon meringue pie held between my thumb and index finger.
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
greatjohnt.bsky.social
Me an armchair progresive upset at the state of things
A panel from a manga of a child crying. The image is from the Manga "The Drifting Classroom" by Kazuo Umezo. It depicts the main character of the manga, Sho, crying with a surprisingly stoic face.
October 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
greatjohnt.bsky.social
Oh, me? I'm just super handy and crafty and kind of the woodworking goat ngl...
A dresser drawer I'm gluing back together, held in place by two claps that I've daisy chained together to fit the entire length of the drawer
July 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
greatjohnt.bsky.social
You might not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like
A picture of me smoking a hand-rolled cigarette and playing umamusume pretty derby, on a white background.
July 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
greatjohnt.bsky.social
I'm what you would call a prodigy of meme-ology.
A picture of a Bellsprout, pokemon, running through a garden with text above it reading "me when sex."
January 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
greatjohnt.bsky.social
It's hard being a man sometimes
A qualifications section of a job application with the listed qualification "exceptional male candidates will also be considered"
January 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
greatjohnt.bsky.social
Same energy
A bluesky post reading "my mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly." An image of Bane from "The Dark Knight Rises" with the text "you merely adopted my mither's vagina. I was born in it, molded by it."
January 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
greatjohnt.bsky.social
It's awesome that Youtube has an analytic for views from search terms. Gotta say, I'm just glad I show up in searches for "big tits"
Youtube's analytics for views from search terms. The search terms are ar 15, big tits, butterfly knife tricks, corrupted gauntlet osrs, and how to apply pomade.
December 11, 2024 at 12:27 AM
greatjohnt.bsky.social
Me: Not realizing the four hundred gummy candies I just ate are actually Ozempic gummies

Art by - bsky.app/profile/mart...
A cartoonish worm with a masculine anime face looks back at you with sparkles in his eyes.
November 22, 2024 at 9:21 PM
greatjohnt.bsky.social
Ever since I was a child I wanted to be an artist. Now I'm an artist? And all I want is to be able to afford blueberries.
An illustration of a glade obfuscated by a patch of blueberry bushes and large stones. Small amorphous white figures peak from behind the stones and collect blueberries.
November 8, 2024 at 5:36 AM
greatjohnt.bsky.social
Time to rewatch The Sopranos
October 20, 2024 at 9:44 PM
greatjohnt.bsky.social
I can see the big dipper from here
A bunch of little smiley men and constellations in a poorly drawn night sky A bunch of little smiley men and constellations ontop of a photo of the horsehead nebula.
August 30, 2024 at 11:08 AM
greatjohnt.bsky.social
I'm throwing out my resume and using this instead.
An artboard of various little characters, most of which are very basic figures with a smile. All strokes are done in white on a black background without any other color.
August 29, 2024 at 7:40 AM