I am using this account in reverse, in that I am looking at who is the Krillin of various things to determine who Krillin is.

The truth is that Dallas hasn't been consistent enough at any point this year to believe they could win 4 straight games, and I just don't see any way Philly goes 1-3 against LV/WASx2/BUF.

So, in summation:

If PHI beats LAC, then in their final four games, DAL has to have three more wins than PHI. (so they'd have to go 4-0 and PHI go 1-3)

If LAC beats PHI, then in their final four games, DAL has to have two more wins than PHI.

Either way, it doesn't look good for Dallas.

To be fair, it feels like every team Dallas plays in the playoffs have been knocking the Boys out of the playoffs since 1995. I just checked. 5-13 in playoff games. Yeesh. At least if GB wins this year I can be happy for Parsons.

So that leaves, as the team(s) to root for:
5. Any AFC south team that makes the playoffs
4. San Diego Chargers
3. Rams/Seahawks
2. Bears
1. Bills/Lions - there's no downside to rooting for them.

4. Packers - Less so than the Broncos, but they also play down imo. Also, I find their fans mostly insufferable.
5. Chiefs - no description necessary
5. Steelers/Ravens/Bengals/Dolphins/Bucs/Panthers - too up and down for me to root for them. One of these winning the Super Bowl would feel bad.

So that eliminates the:
1. Patriots: Absurdly easy schedule, unfair karmically that they're this good so soon after the Brady/Belichick era.
2. Eagles: no description necessary
3. Broncos: They are very good, but imo they really play down to whoever they're playing, and they've been super lucky.

I'm not going to root for teams with extended runs with success. I'm also not going to root for teams that I think have gotten very lucky and/or played down to the level of their opponents all year. I want to root for a team whose fans deserve some success, and is owed some karma.

Also what does it say about him/me that whenever I post something that is, or appears to be, extremely horny my first thought is, should I tag @michaelchu7.bsky.social

same

and then when I've been exonerated, I immediately think, "what asshole is fucking doing that" as if I wasn't unsure A LITERAL SECOND AGO if it was me or not

He also has an incredible take on Die Hard