Gerard
@grau504.bsky.social
Louisiana born, Colorado by happy accident. Enjoyer of sports, food, beer, and coffee.
In defense of 2011 you, Bale and Modric could make anyone swoon
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
In defense of 2011 you, Bale and Modric could make anyone swoon
Made me so angry. Then they call that cheeks play. Perfect encapsulation of this awful season
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Made me so angry. Then they call that cheeks play. Perfect encapsulation of this awful season
The Russian Premier League? Ooohh this’ll be fun
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The Russian Premier League? Ooohh this’ll be fun
This picture is missing the part where the solo assembler has lit the particle board on fire
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This picture is missing the part where the solo assembler has lit the particle board on fire
Yo, the cackle I just let out. Spooked everyone
October 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Yo, the cackle I just let out. Spooked everyone
This Rapids lineup screams goals or bust. Game gonna be super open.
October 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This Rapids lineup screams goals or bust. Game gonna be super open.
My youngest:
95° outside - needs every blanket in the house
20° and snowing - “OMG SNOW LET ME GO!!!” *runs our house in pajamas*
The only constant is the kids will surprise you.
95° outside - needs every blanket in the house
20° and snowing - “OMG SNOW LET ME GO!!!” *runs our house in pajamas*
The only constant is the kids will surprise you.
September 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My youngest:
95° outside - needs every blanket in the house
20° and snowing - “OMG SNOW LET ME GO!!!” *runs our house in pajamas*
The only constant is the kids will surprise you.
95° outside - needs every blanket in the house
20° and snowing - “OMG SNOW LET ME GO!!!” *runs our house in pajamas*
The only constant is the kids will surprise you.
Literally the devil’s sport. Cross country skis are ungovernable.
September 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Literally the devil’s sport. Cross country skis are ungovernable.