Grant Random
@grantrandom.bsky.social
Host of the not-quite-award-winning podcast, Grant Random Reports The News // NEW EPISODES SOON
Also, SiriusXM Host, occasionally Randy Nelson, idiot
Also, SiriusXM Host, occasionally Randy Nelson, idiot
To the guy across the way experimenting with jerking off to VR porn, would you please experiment with closing the blinds?
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
To the guy across the way experimenting with jerking off to VR porn, would you please experiment with closing the blinds?
Nope, I post on all the twitters.
Grant did you post on this site by mistake
Bring it on, sunshine
Bring it on, sunshine
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Nope, I post on all the twitters.
All hail the Duke of Fall.
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
BOSTON—The twigs and acorns crunching pleasurably beneath his boots, Mr. Autumn Man Dennis Clemons, 32, reportedly strolled down Massachusetts Avenue on Wednesday wearing a gray sweater over a plaid c...
theonion.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
All hail the Duke of Fall.
Fuck yeah!
October 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Fuck yeah!
No.
@grantrandom.bsky.social With you on nearly everything…but come on, how ‘bout them Padres!?!
October 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
No.
Truly one of the very best. R.I.P. Ryno.
July 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Truly one of the very best. R.I.P. Ryno.
My feed here kind of sucks. What people or bots should I be following?
July 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My feed here kind of sucks. What people or bots should I be following?
I can confirm I said that.
Hello @altmadison.bsky.social, I heard your SiriusXM Lithium cohost @grantrandom.bsky.social say more or less “If you have insomnia check out Alt Nation.” 🤷♀️
June 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I can confirm I said that.
Back on Lithium today at Noon ET/9 AM PT. Keep your expectations low.
May 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Back on Lithium today at Noon ET/9 AM PT. Keep your expectations low.
Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis is at @PearlJam in Nashville.
May 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis is at @PearlJam in Nashville.
Closest I’ve been to a SiriusXM studio in 5 years. #Nashville
May 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Closest I’ve been to a SiriusXM studio in 5 years. #Nashville
The delivery app is sending a notification that my food has arrived while I’m on the toilet eliminating aforementioned food.
April 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The delivery app is sending a notification that my food has arrived while I’m on the toilet eliminating aforementioned food.
Thank you.
@grantrandom.bsky.social
I dropped by Lithium around lunchtime and Tom Morello was playing Leonard Cohen and followed that up with an interesting story.
I thought..
Grant doesn't play L. Cohen Or tell interesting stories
I dropped by Lithium around lunchtime and Tom Morello was playing Leonard Cohen and followed that up with an interesting story.
I thought..
Grant doesn't play L. Cohen Or tell interesting stories
April 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Thank you.
Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate. To the teams with payrolls over $300 million, I hope your rosters are afflicted with frequent cases of diarrhea. Go Cubs!
March 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate. To the teams with payrolls over $300 million, I hope your rosters are afflicted with frequent cases of diarrhea. Go Cubs!
Good morning from Brooklyn to the humans, the animals, and the bots if there are any lurking here.
March 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Good morning from Brooklyn to the humans, the animals, and the bots if there are any lurking here.
AI image submitted by a listener and the resemblance is uncanny.
February 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
AI image submitted by a listener and the resemblance is uncanny.
Tomorrow may be better. Or it won’t.
@grantrandom.bsky.social Today sucks. Any words of encouragement? If not, confirmation of despair is also welcome.
January 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Tomorrow may be better. Or it won’t.
The best course of action is to complain at 877-92-LITHIUM.
@grantrandom.bsky.social Wow. That NIN segment was not tits.
January 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The best course of action is to complain at 877-92-LITHIUM.
I'll do my best, and by best I mean it will be the usual half-assed effort.
@grantrandom.bsky.social I'm counting on you to make this GrubHub delivery day BETTER.
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'll do my best, and by best I mean it will be the usual half-assed effort.
A message from a fan.
January 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
A message from a fan.
Yes, the guy who says dumb shit between songs has spoken.
Thank god you’re in a position of such great power then.
January 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Yes, the guy who says dumb shit between songs has spoken.
Yeah, there’s no reason to talk over the beginnings of songs in most cases. It’s a bad practice and needs to stop.
I like the random music facts about the band and/or song, but HATE the DJs that keep talking when the song starts (looking at you 70s on 7), unless it’s Smashing Pumpkins or Pearl Jam; then talk away for all I care.
January 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Yeah, there’s no reason to talk over the beginnings of songs in most cases. It’s a bad practice and needs to stop.
I can't promise anything.
@grantrandom.bsky.social I don't have anything productive to say today. Just don't suck, I guess.
January 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I can't promise anything.
Welcome to my broadcast.
@grantrandom.bsky.social You lied, Grant. I learned absolutely NOTHING about alpacas and llamas.
December 27, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Welcome to my broadcast.
Not that you asked, but here’s the dog from Thanksgiving.
December 3, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Not that you asked, but here’s the dog from Thanksgiving.