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Granola Mike 🏳️‍⚧️ they/them
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🐇🏳️‍⚧️ actuallyautistic ÂûDHD atheist famtrad+chaos mage | xtian cult survivor | forest steward | permaculture and community self-sufficiency | DV survivor | reparations are long overdue | my first video game was Pong
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yea the idea of a “sweatshop & slavery simulator with cute animals” doesn’t do a whole lot for me so i probably won’t play palworld
January 22, 2024 at 5:01 PM
yesterday I pulled so much canary grass out of a creek that my ass cheeks ache. #watershed #wetland
November 25, 2023 at 9:27 PM
when ppl deny your lived xp 🥱
You google it. We’re not doing your homework for you.
November 22, 2023 at 8:33 PM
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you'd think child support is crazy pricey based on how redpill guys talk about it, but the avg payment is ~$450/mo & that is, imo, an INSANELY good deal for something as expensive as a baby.

So it's even fucking crazier knowing BK Dad Defiant is getting $60k PAC checks & still wont pay for his kids
November 22, 2023 at 5:01 PM
🤔 there are statutes covering what can be done. there are also religious convictions and this argument feels moralistic.

dead bodies are dead and don’t care. how the survivors feel matters more, and in the USA spouse is legal heir sans last will and testament.
Mike, I really don't have the time of day to go over the complexities of what is and isn't normal stuff to do with a dead body. You should maybe talk to your preferred spiritual advisor about this.
no, I didn’t misunderstand you. is the purpose of the procedure to extract something from a corpse or is it erotic? if it’s erotic it’s necrophilia. are you claiming that extracting sperm from a corpse is de facto erotic for the harvester?
November 22, 2023 at 7:50 PM
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If you're a trans person who's been sleeping on your name change or any of your identity documents I would strongly recommend getting them in order ASAP. Even if you live in a blue state you don't know what rules might change in the state your birth certificate is from or at the federal level.
November 19, 2023 at 4:10 PM
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Excellent interview of Yanis Varoufakis: "What we should have done on the 7th of October was to immediately push for an end to apartheid in Palestine, as that is the root cause of all the problems we've witnessed for the past 80 years"
"We should hang our heads in shame"
youtu.be/_OAniUDMA1Y?...
Yanis Varoufakis on Israel-Gaza: 'We Europeans have created this' | UpFront
Six weeks after Hamas’s attacks on October 7, Israel continues its bombardment and siege of Gaza.While Israel’s response has the full support of the majority...
youtu.be
November 17, 2023 at 7:54 PM
it’s unfortunate when a neighbor goes from “good” to trying to stop you from working in your wetland bc “curb appeal for rich ppl”. I did not comply. wetland restoration is more important to me than getting to live next door to affluence.
November 11, 2023 at 7:45 PM
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Darth Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it any further

Galactic Liberals: this is fine because I voted for you
November 6, 2023 at 7:05 PM
doctors don’t seem to be able to identify chronic infection from labs, which is honestly stunning to me.
November 7, 2023 at 3:59 PM
is there anything that helps chronic viral tonsillitis?
November 7, 2023 at 3:41 PM
just saw a dad-looking person holding the hand of their masc-presenting child who was almost as tall as the parent. so cute 💜 it warmed my jaded heart.
November 4, 2023 at 10:40 PM
here’s the thing abt being old with really good recall: it’s fukking lonely unless you have younger far left friends, bc so few of us remember what things were really like and we desperately want to pass our memories on so ppl don’t forget that this has all been planned and we really are expendable.
November 4, 2023 at 7:45 PM
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yeah 💯%. dogs are incredible & are hella trustworthy, but they perform the job they’re trained to do.

cops train scent dogs to alert when they’re signaled. they’re used as ways to circumvent warrant requirements & the bill of rights, not sniff out drugs.
November 4, 2023 at 7:39 PM
there have been wetland use policies in place in the USA since the 80s, yet I find myself in a position where the only way I can get information on an unpermitted pond built after 2000 is by filing a lawsuit.

so I did 🤷🏻‍♂️
November 4, 2023 at 7:07 PM
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fr tho
these are all actual headlines from the washington post.

you can literally track the rightwing ideological shift over time towards supporting billionaires & transphobia.
November 4, 2023 at 6:37 PM
a government that fears criticism this much is already fascist.
This is deeply troubling territory. Based on what appears to be being proposed here it would be tantamount to criminalising criticism of the government. There's a word for a regime which does that.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023...
Plans to redefine extremism would include ‘undermining’ UK values
Leaked documents spark furious backlash from groups who fear freedom of expression could be suppressed
www.theguardian.com
November 4, 2023 at 6:36 PM
medicare is denying trans health care now. yippee.
November 2, 2023 at 5:32 PM
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"We cannot afford a return to a status quo in which Palestinians must choose between being killed, living a life of subjugation under Israel’s brutal apartheid regime, or leaving their homeland..." newrepublic.com/article/1763...
Enabling Netanyahu’s Impunity Will Lead to Catastrophe
It’s imperative that Biden play a role in restraining the Israeli leader’s worst impulses.
newrepublic.com
November 1, 2023 at 12:30 PM
one of my ancestor group has been wanting me to replace her token so she has made her former one disappear. I need her for a ritual friday! idk if I can find what she wants in time 😩 #famtrad #witchcraft #magic
November 2, 2023 at 12:20 AM
how do I get men to stop interpreting me as female? they don’t even believe me that I don’t want to date them.

femininity is fun once or twice a year but it really does feel like drag. I only mimicked it bc my 2 choices were bull dyke or cishet woman. I wanted to just be androgynous and bi.
i am continually thankful for what a cis woman friend told me early in transition, “honey, all of femininity is shadowplay. it’s ropes & pulleys & holsters. being a woman is tricking men into seeing what you need them to see so that you fight another day. now put on the fucking shapewear.”
October 30, 2023 at 5:42 PM
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learning to recognize all gender as performance really helped me unpack a lot of internalized brainworms.

i realized that rituals like makeup felt like drag because they are already grounded in spectacle & societal burlesque, not because of some innate failure on my end.
October 30, 2023 at 4:29 PM
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Hear me out-MAX executives saw a successful cartoon show lead by two queer women and thought ‘you know what we’re missing? The straight male perspective. ‘
September 17, 2023 at 11:08 PM
no joke. same ppl who protested apartheid in south africa think ethnic cleansing is totally fine for Israel bc of some xenophobic fables invented to justify violence against Palestines thousands of years ago.
October 27, 2023 at 5:15 PM
I’ve worked at a lot of different jobs which has been pretty cool actually bc I have a better understanding of how not to make a lot of ppl’s day worse. it got me thinking that “conservative wife” really has been the worst job ever, and I’ve pitched manure, cleaned urinals, and worked at a bank.
“conservative wife” is literally the worst job on the planet.
October 27, 2023 at 9:21 AM