Do not ruin supper, sir.

I assumed that was one of the reasons for the divorce!

Cheney was a war criminal.

So, we're arresting Jamie Dimon and seizing all his assets for sex trafficking victims, right?

The press has failed so often over the past few decades

Really? 'Cause we also allowed billionaires and televangelists to exist. We are not a moral country.

I'm almost impressed with Thune

Oh look, bullies propping up other bullies

It would be so much more interesting. All apologies and respect to Derek Guy for making its history interesting, but dear gods menswear is boring.

Seriously, though, send a postcard to Harvard today telling them to get a fucking spine and hold that old fucker to some semblance of standards.

True facts. Also true: you need to dump your corporate sponsors. They cause price inflation.

Having woven a couple baskets, they do have to be kept damp to work the material, but I've always wondered if just the basket is underwater or if the weaver has to be under water, too, for that degree. Like, is holding your breath involved?

Congratulations! You are better than all those losers, but you knew that already! Real adults love smart people

What a stupid poll. Was the question "which Democrats can you name?"

@larrysummers.bsky.social you listening yet? Make like a tree and leave, you old fucker.