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Grae Hall
@graehall.bsky.social
writer, GIF & meme maker with a hundred million views, non-binary femboy, poster
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30 minutes in here would fix me
Much faster to 'decorate' this year now that Trump's had a third of it demolished
Few people love Christmas more. Home is where her heart is.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
When you disembark Picard's vessel you are given a small model replica of the craft as a present, it's the starship exit prize
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Reposted by Grae Hall
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
History holds a special place for the person who invented the wheel

But History's lazier housemates are less impressed by the person who invented the chore wheel, it's their own fault though just wash the dishes already Brad it's your turn this week
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I can't believe ornithologists went and named a bird after the cuck chair, bird people are so irrepressibly horny
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Being pro AI (in its current state) is anti tech. You want to pull resources from actual tech (including the good uses for “ai”) to plug them into a broken fascism machine

Don’t accuse me of being anti tech because I want developments that actually matter and you don’t
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Techbro is actually short for Technologically Broken
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Of course you should give your infant breast milk instead of formula, it's completely unreasonable to expect a 1 month old to be able to solve complex mathematics
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I heard there's a guy TLC warned us about who's editing Zack Braff and Donald Faison's doctor show that's returning who is wearing a cloth medical uniform while sitting in a bath in bushland getting his back cleaned

It's a scrub scrubbing Scrubs in scrubs getting scrubbed in the tub in the scrub
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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ME: *sneezes*

TURKEY: gobbless you
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Them: Hi Grae, what are you up to? Not making anything cursed I hope!

Me: uhhhhhhhh
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Seems kind of sketchy to me that the only reason the US isn't in recession right now is because of an industry that can only exist through extraordinary levels of copyright violation and theft which is currently in a massive unsustainable bubble
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Feeling like something sweet after dinner, realising my parents gave me an advent calendar on the weekend that's in my fridge... & there is chocolate behind those flimsy cardboard windows... & who would know if I perhaps opened one or two of those windows a little early?

Who would know indeed...
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Gonna start calling all the fake foreign MAGA accounts "Paidtriots"
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
You're not special Nintendo Switch 2, and Steamdeck

I also need to be hand-held and consoled
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Housemate left for work at 06:00 but knowing it was going to be hot put on their AC & and left their door open so the apartment, the cats, & myself wouldn't overheat

Well now it's midday & it's so cool inside while being hot & gross outside

That's the most considerate frkn thing I'm so fortunate 💖
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me: Help, I'm being haunted by a cruel ghost!
Buddy: A cruel ghost?
Me: A cruel ghost
Buddy: How is it a cruel ghost?
Me: It's just mean spirited
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Sometimes late at night I lie awake worrying that The Venga Bus is not actually coming, that it may never be coming
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Reposted by Grae Hall
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
watching a late night History Channel "documentary" about how it was actually aliens who introduced MLMs to earth because there's no way humans could have created pyramid schemes on their own
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
when your ADHD meds kick in before you finish eating breakfast so now you're sitting there staring at your food like it's made of rocks, and not even particularly interesting rocks
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Most accounts on Twitter turn out to be Russian MAGA bots. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
currently processing the trauma... of having to go to the grocery store to pick up a few things sometime today
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM