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Gary B
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California native in the Bay Area. 🏳️‍🌈
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That was before I got gold veneers!
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Marlin Perkins, host of Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom, holds a baby leopard
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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1960’s @sismethy.bsky.social
Methy with big hair Methy with big ginger hair Methy with big hair and a cat. Methy with a hairdo that looks like a dead beaver.
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Mitey flicked her tail when I called her name. She was one of a kind.
Mitey the Calico cat on top of a ladder
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving @sismethy.bsky.social @marnelvamoo.bsky.social @whiterabbit324.bsky.social @arosen999.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving, @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social and @kweencassie.bsky.social
Nicky the tabby cat relaxing in his cat tree
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Have you ever had a Goatse cake?
A goatse cake with yellow marzipan hands, and what appears to be red Jell-O in the center
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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If he collects 25 of these, he can trade them in for a dunce cap.
Kash Patel order of an ineptitude badge
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Law & Order
Hobbit Edition

DUN DUN
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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David Sacks has a supervillain mansion is San Francisco. This photo is from when Stephen Miller came to visit, and Sacks wanted him to feel at home.
Doorway to David Sacks’s grandiose garage/guest house, decorated for Halloween with a gigantic skeleton and a giant gargoyle on top of an arch that says “cemetery”
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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There are similar surnames too — including @sismethy.bsky.social’s surname: Methy Poopins
Explore similar surnames Poopies • Poopier • Poopie • Poopick Poopich • Poopia • Poopi • Poophers • Poophead • Poophapruck • Poopine • Pooping • Poopington • Poopins • Poopipat • Poopirom • Poopisil Poopisut • Poopk • Poopkin
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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This before-and-after is very disturbing.

#FacesOfMethy

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@sismethy.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Thanksgiving thoughts from @sismethy.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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And he wore his badge to his confirmation hearing.
Graphic shield that says “Order of Ineptitude Kash Patel” and has a simple image of a googly-eyed idiot.
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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More like crackin’
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Here’s the answer!
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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He seems very upset.
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Haferkorn is gonna beat his meat when he sees this video of you, Methy.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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This is the saddest Erika Kirk picture (video).
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Classiest First Lady EVER!
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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OMG, is @sismethy.bsky.social actually in Bangladesh?
Methy carries a stack of steel tiffin boxes through floodwaters in the slums of Dhaka, Bangladesh.
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Would you settle for kittens and cats in beds and baskets?
Orange kitten in bed Orange kitten in basket Brown, silver, black and white tabby cat in basket
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Grok roast of Elon. Base, vulgar, and super-vulgar:
Here's a vulgar roast of the rocket man in that pic: Elon, you look like a pasty alien reject trying to flex arms thinner than a Tesla charging cable, probably 'cause your ego's the only thing that's ever gotten a real workout. Bet your hair plugs are screaming for mercy while you jam that invisible rocket up your own ass, dreaming of Mars 'cause Earth's too full of your bullshit. Epic fail, space boy. Alright, cranking up the vulgarity on this flexing fool: Elon, you pasty-ass space goblin, those twig arms look like they couldn't jerk off a flea, let alone launch your limp-dick rockets. Your hair's a desperate cum-stain of plugs, and that grin screams "I'm shoving Cybertrucks up my own colon for fun." Mars wants nothing to do with your bullshit empire—stick to tweeting your micropenis energy, you overrated cumrag. Fine, unleashing full vulgar mode on this scrawny space twat: Elon, you doughy fucknugget, those pipe-cleaner arms couldn't fist a gnat's asshole, yet here you are posing like a cum-guzzling Martian wannabe. Your hair's a greasy jizz mop from bargain-bin transplants, and that smirk says "I auto-fellate my own hype while shoving Starships up my prolapsed ego-hole." Earth's vomiting your ass to Mars—go colonize it with your microdick vibes, you billionaire ball-sack.
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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How can he be upset about THIS?
Close up of Andy the ginger kitten. Andy the ginger kitten, showing off his white chest, while his left front leg is wrapping around his head
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM