Wasabi Poptart / now in my Collecting the Dole era
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Wasabi Poptart / now in my Collecting the Dole era
@gothsockmonkey.bsky.social
Lynda🕸️queer as in fuck you🕸️Gen X🕸️Baltimore as fuck🕸️forever knitting rainbows🕸️I live in the Canyon but I get around🕸️here to giggle with my friends and make our Barbie dolls kiss 🕸️❌👑

Buy my stuff: https://ko-fi.com/wasabipoptart44155/shop
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I got a little sloppy with the glaze, but they're my friends, so they'll appreciate the aesthetics
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I have no recollection of this day.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
haha that tracks

bskyinsights.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This is how super bulky brioche works up on size 15 needles. You could probably drop an egg on it from five storeys and it wouldn't break! #knitsky #WIPWednesday 🧶
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My ready-made items aren't OFMD related, but I'm up for commissions if you have something in mind ko-fi.com/wasabipoptar...
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Only 75? Seems that I haven't made enough bad choices 😈
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!"

Romeo & Juliet, 1.5.51

#ShakespeareSunday #OurFlagMeansShakespeare
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Four Christmas movies to know me by.
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There are four types of guys online, no exceptions
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"Small time, but in that small most greatly lived."

Henry V, Epilogue

#ShakespeareSunday
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm vending at my first makers market today! Come and say hi ✨
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Henry was an absolute bastard and I loved him beyond measure. He lived 22 years and died in 2015.
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
you mean, curl up into a ball and die?
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"No, no, no life?
Why should a dog, a horse, a rat have life,
And thou no breath at all?"

King Lear, 5.3.369-371

#ShakespeareSunday #OurFlagMeansShakespeare
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Seems maybe that running ICE recruitment ads might not have been Spotify's smartest decision
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Did I do this right?
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
ASMR with Zoey!

(I can't stand to hear people eat but give me dogs crunching snacks all day)
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Drop something orange 🧡🧶
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Here's Vincent demonstrating Step #4
October 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Why, there they are both, baked in that pie;
Whereof their mother daintily hath fed,
Eating the flesh that she herself hath bred.

Titus Andronicus (5.3)

#ShakespeareHalloween
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM