these ads are unironically like "150 sq ft open space ultra modern concept studio (utilities not included) (shower not included) (the neighbour plays the bagpipes every night at 2 am) AVAILABLE NOW for only $2,300 😍😍 no pets no smokers no breathing past 7 pm (nighttime breathing fee $200/hour)"

happy birthdayyy!! 🍰✨

the lion could not fall back asleep and is currently questioning a lot of life choices

the lion does not concern himself with the 8 am work shift or whatever the fuck

this was just a hehe haha closet cosplay for halloween, but alas it was so much fun to go around as Choso that now I fear I might have to cosplay him for real

how does this even happen. why is the universe intent on bitch slapping me at every turn this month, i don't understand

c'est ma deuxième tentative à l'examen. si j'échoue je déménagerai dans une grotte au Nunavut et la société ne me reverra plus jamais I swearrr

me when i see a black-haired unapproachable september virgo with an arabic name whose job is being baffled at everything i say/do

my team was halved and i suddenly have double the amount of work i did yesterday with half the motivation. ref i don't want to play anymore 🥀