Paddy O'Furniture 🫘
@goseahox.bsky.social
Working for Frenchton Labs. Grocery Bro. Supplier of Profane and Profane Accessories. Caveat Lector
"Recalibrate Sea Level... minus six inches."
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"Recalibrate Sea Level... minus six inches."
"Recalibrate Sea Level... by six inches."
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Recalibrate Sea Level... by six inches."
My beautiful girl Buttercup 🐕🥰😍
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My beautiful girl Buttercup 🐕🥰😍
Ice Pirates
"This ship has HERPES!!"
"This ship has HERPES!!"
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ice Pirates
"This ship has HERPES!!"
"This ship has HERPES!!"
Outside of the main cast, I'd have to say Zapp Branagan, because he delivers my favorite line of the entire series (although it may be Kiff, because I identify with him so often *sigh*)
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Outside of the main cast, I'd have to say Zapp Branagan, because he delivers my favorite line of the entire series (although it may be Kiff, because I identify with him so often *sigh*)
Wesley and Buttercup get a turn, too
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Wesley and Buttercup get a turn, too
"But what about Second Thanksgiving?"
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
"But what about Second Thanksgiving?"
I play this and sing it for my girl, Buttercup
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I play this and sing it for my girl, Buttercup
I'll admit to a bit of bias, though 😂
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I'll admit to a bit of bias, though 😂
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Paradise by the oven hood light
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Paradise by the oven hood light
As do my 80 pound Frenchton Labs
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
As do my 80 pound Frenchton Labs
On Armistice Day (and Black History Month), I always post about Eugene Jacques Bullard, whom I think is one of the coolest veterans in history. First black US-born fighter pilot, although he flew for France, "The Black Swallow of Death" was awarded the Croix de Guerre (pictured).
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
On Armistice Day (and Black History Month), I always post about Eugene Jacques Bullard, whom I think is one of the coolest veterans in history. First black US-born fighter pilot, although he flew for France, "The Black Swallow of Death" was awarded the Croix de Guerre (pictured).
Y'all know WHY Paul Tagliabue retired in 2006, right?
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Y'all know WHY Paul Tagliabue retired in 2006, right?
"... and the Hawks Road Warrior was wearing glasses, to show that time had passed."
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"... and the Hawks Road Warrior was wearing glasses, to show that time had passed."
I make some pretty verdammt gut schnitzel, if I do say so myself
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I make some pretty verdammt gut schnitzel, if I do say so myself
I'm frequently upset that I didn't experience Italian sausage for breakfast until my 20s. So much joy lost by assuming it was only for pasta and pizza.
This morning:
This morning:
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I'm frequently upset that I didn't experience Italian sausage for breakfast until my 20s. So much joy lost by assuming it was only for pasta and pizza.
This morning:
This morning:
Roses are red,
Beans make me farty,
Beans make me farty,
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Roses are red,
Beans make me farty,
Beans make me farty,