Paddy O'Furniture 🫘
@goseahox.bsky.social
Working for Frenchton Labs. Grocery Bro. Supplier of Profane and Profane Accessories. Caveat Lector
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December 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Who would have thought that electing a convicted felon president would mean that he would be a lawless president who issues unlawful orders? 🤔
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Who would have thought that electing a convicted felon president would mean that he would be a lawless president who issues unlawful orders? 🤔
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Using heaven as an eternal reward isn't all that effective on kids. Kids don't want pearl gates and gold streets, man. Kids don't want angels playing trumpets and shit. Kids want to meet their favorite cartoon characters. Kids want Lego sets and Minecraft. Kids want a fun heaven. It's me. I'm kids.
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Using heaven as an eternal reward isn't all that effective on kids. Kids don't want pearl gates and gold streets, man. Kids don't want angels playing trumpets and shit. Kids want to meet their favorite cartoon characters. Kids want Lego sets and Minecraft. Kids want a fun heaven. It's me. I'm kids.
Robert Kraft bathed in a hellish red light seems fitting.
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Robert Kraft bathed in a hellish red light seems fitting.
Need to start penalizing those hits
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Need to start penalizing those hits
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a d lineman.
a man with long hair is sitting at a table asking any other questions
ALT: a man with long hair is sitting at a table asking any other questions
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December 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a d lineman.
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me: omg goth bath bombs
santa: that’s charcoal
santa: that’s charcoal
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
me: omg goth bath bombs
santa: that’s charcoal
santa: that’s charcoal
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“I’d pay folding money to see Mark Kelly punch out some folks the way Buzz Aldrin punched out that moon landing conspiracy theorist.”
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“I’d pay folding money to see Mark Kelly punch out some folks the way Buzz Aldrin punched out that moon landing conspiracy theorist.”
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"Why would a healthy man need weekly MRI scans?"
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"Why would a healthy man need weekly MRI scans?"
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“Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president.”
--Teddy Roosevelt (R)
--Teddy Roosevelt (R)
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
“Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president.”
--Teddy Roosevelt (R)
--Teddy Roosevelt (R)
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The Epstein files should have already been released.
December 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The Epstein files should have already been released.
Thank God the Pats aren't wearing those denim-looking monstrosities again
December 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Thank God the Pats aren't wearing those denim-looking monstrosities again
Started wondering this exact thing today. Are his "supporters" trying to make him unpopular so they'll welcome Vance as a savior once they get rid of Donald?
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Started wondering this exact thing today. Are his "supporters" trying to make him unpopular so they'll welcome Vance as a savior once they get rid of Donald?
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Trump keeps telling his MAGA supporters that he’s NOT doing this for himself.
$Billions in his pockets and tons of parties ($1 million per person to attend) say otherwise.
He’s been a corrupt lying bully and businessman his entire life.
$Billions in his pockets and tons of parties ($1 million per person to attend) say otherwise.
He’s been a corrupt lying bully and businessman his entire life.
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Trump keeps telling his MAGA supporters that he’s NOT doing this for himself.
$Billions in his pockets and tons of parties ($1 million per person to attend) say otherwise.
He’s been a corrupt lying bully and businessman his entire life.
$Billions in his pockets and tons of parties ($1 million per person to attend) say otherwise.
He’s been a corrupt lying bully and businessman his entire life.
Movies with airports and airplanes from the 80s and 90s are wild nowadays. Die Hard 2: smoking just walking around, the old lady with the taser on the flight
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Movies with airports and airplanes from the 80s and 90s are wild nowadays. Die Hard 2: smoking just walking around, the old lady with the taser on the flight
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Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.
Thou Shalt Not Murder Fishermen While Pardoning Drug Lords
This is evil.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.
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An innocent man wouldn’t be so hell bent on revenge, destroying his own country and delaying the Epstein Files.
JMO
JMO
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
An innocent man wouldn’t be so hell bent on revenge, destroying his own country and delaying the Epstein Files.
JMO
JMO
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Another day, another stand-up joke in picture form!
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Also I hope you enjoy THIS joke. And whatever else you enjoy!
#standupcomedy #jokes #funny #standup #comedy
📸: Sam Lee
Enjoy still images of me telling jokes? Then you might enjoy my new one-hour special “Rini” free on YT right now and forever!
Also I hope you enjoy THIS joke. And whatever else you enjoy!
#standupcomedy #jokes #funny #standup #comedy
📸: Sam Lee
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Another day, another stand-up joke in picture form!
Enjoy still images of me telling jokes? Then you might enjoy my new one-hour special “Rini” free on YT right now and forever!
Also I hope you enjoy THIS joke. And whatever else you enjoy!
#standupcomedy #jokes #funny #standup #comedy
📸: Sam Lee
Enjoy still images of me telling jokes? Then you might enjoy my new one-hour special “Rini” free on YT right now and forever!
Also I hope you enjoy THIS joke. And whatever else you enjoy!
#standupcomedy #jokes #funny #standup #comedy
📸: Sam Lee
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Remember this guy?
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Remember this guy?
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I think the Senators who voted to confirm the SECDEF should all resign and never be given a moments peace if they are seen in public.
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I think the Senators who voted to confirm the SECDEF should all resign and never be given a moments peace if they are seen in public.