GORT
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GORT
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Intergalactic Enforcer
tRump's Stupid is contageous.

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December 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
It's probably gold leaf, which, at 300-500 atoms thick, weighs about 18 GRAMS for 1,000 3-3/8" by 3-3/8" sheets.
So for $2,600 tRump could goldify all the styrofoam trinkets Michaels has to offer for the faux financier looking to plaster the White House with tacky "home improvement" crap. 😏

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December 9, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Ah, but there's a twist:

tRump just whined about Greene's 60 Minutes interview:

"Marjorie is not AMERICA FIRST or MAGA ... My real problem with the show, however, wasn't the low IQ traitor, it was that the new ownership of 60 Minutes, Paramount, would allow a show like this to air."
Oops.

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December 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Sell off all the gold crap tRump tacked up all over the White House and we can fund SNAP for at least a year.

What America NEEDS is a mechanism to initiate recall elections for *any* elected official, including the President, and any official appointed by that official, including SCOTUS. 🤨

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December 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Romo is just as bad.

The reason why they're sooo bad is because before and after almost every play that flops, they can't suppress the need to frame their comment around how, what, or why they would have done it differently.

WARNING! Do NOT turn them saying "I" into a drinking game. 🍻🍺🍹🍸🍷

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December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Possibilities versus Necessities...

Corrected tRump quote:

"Because of tariffs, this is NECESSARY."

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December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
As a child of the '60s, I've seen a lot of people that acted loopy like tRump junior, because they were heavily into hard drugs.

My guess is that cocaine is junior's drug of choice, maybe with a little meth and/or heroin mixed in for extra kicks.

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December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
tRump uses Hitler's playbook.

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December 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Here's a different version...😁

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December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
tRump will never admit it, but I bet he hates how much he looks like his mother.

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December 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I take exception with the level everyone assigns to tRump's 2nd term.

This isn't tRump 2.0. That assumes his first fiasco was 1.0.

I'd label his first term 00.001 - an obviously buggy, never intended for public consumption, first version of level 0. Now it's 00.002, and it's even buggier.

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December 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
As the US closes in on killing 100 unidentified people on boats in the Caribbean, if there's just a 5% error rate in identifying actual drug smugglers, then we've already blatantly murdered 5 people.

Imagine if cops just flat out killed all suspects. Sure, they'd nail *some* criminals.

💩🤡

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December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Given that tRump has succeeded in casting doubt on all election results, it seems reasonable to automatically hand recount the votes in every election...

...twice.

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December 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
So tRump is working in his sleep, because the lazy sucker dozes off through most of the day.💩🤡

tRump was born stupid, and never grew out of it. His Stupid is contageous, and he spreads it by surrounding himself with selfish, greedy fascists willing to preach his particular brand of Stupid.

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December 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Every time I see Mike Johnson, I think of Monty Python's Lumberjack song.

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Monty Python - Lumberjack Song
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December 6, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I have an unopened bottle of Mescal bought in Nuevo Laredo in 1978. It looked old even then, so I think it's well over 50.

Over the decades, the worm has dissolved into a formless blob of muck on the bottom, but hey, I'm willing to take a shot for freedom!

Okay, maybe a bunch of shots...😁

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December 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Okay then, let's take this nonsense to its illogical conclusion: NO ONE born in the U.S. is a citizen. We must all apply for citizenship and take the Naturalization Test, which 98% of current citizens would fail.

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December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It's getting harder and harder to avoid the conclusion that there is something fundamentally wrong with a substantial percentage of the people that tRump likes to surround himself with.

It's true: Likes attract (unless you're a magnet).

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December 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It is irrelevant what the boats were carrying, where they were going, and who was on board. It is irrelevant what any survivors were trying to do after being hit.

Magats will continue to dance around the *real* issue: CONGRESS has NOT declared war, therefore this is first-degree MURDER. 💩🤡

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December 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The GQP: Avoiding straight answers for over 100 years.

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December 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
At what point can she sue the DoJ for harassment?

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December 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM