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if crying in public's cool call me Miles Davis
I didn’t see the poster when we recorded the Explanation Required… I have more questions
New episode of "Explanation Required"! This month, I explain to
@goosevonkaiser.bsky.social 2023's bonkers romcom "Craft Me A Romace", plus DBZ eating, movies = art, closet racks, The Santa Clause 2, Gustav Klimt, CANVA, Bomb Ass D*ck, & more!
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@goosevonkaiser.bsky.social 2023's bonkers romcom "Craft Me A Romace", plus DBZ eating, movies = art, closet racks, The Santa Clause 2, Gustav Klimt, CANVA, Bomb Ass D*ck, & more!
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November 23, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I didn’t see the poster when we recorded the Explanation Required… I have more questions
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Lisa Frank Halloween poster (c. 1980s)
October 31, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Lisa Frank Halloween poster (c. 1980s)
Think I just talked a heart-broken veteran out of killing themself; working in a smoke shop again is weird.
October 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Think I just talked a heart-broken veteran out of killing themself; working in a smoke shop again is weird.
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In 2005, Archie Comics sent me a cease and desist letter because of this image. No joke.
June 27, 2023 at 1:02 AM
In 2005, Archie Comics sent me a cease and desist letter because of this image. No joke.
Listening to this movie explained gave me a small mental breakdown, & now you can listen to that!
New episode of "Explanation Required"! This month, @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social joins me as I explain 2020's supernatural noir MASTERPIECE "Butt Boy", plus commercial rap, prostate exams, floppy disks, being Kirby-like, laser tag, & more!
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September 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Listening to this movie explained gave me a small mental breakdown, & now you can listen to that!
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I tell ya, it's getting dangerous out there. They're punishing comedians just for telling jokes. So I tell my wife, I'm not suicidal. If I die, it's because someone killed me. She turns to me and says, don't worry, honey, I'll be the first to know!
September 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I tell ya, it's getting dangerous out there. They're punishing comedians just for telling jokes. So I tell my wife, I'm not suicidal. If I die, it's because someone killed me. She turns to me and says, don't worry, honey, I'll be the first to know!
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just disobey lmao they aint ur mom
September 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
just disobey lmao they aint ur mom
“Keep your friends thicc and your blood thiccer” -noted character actor James Gleason
New STPW! This week @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social & I discuss HAUNTED HOUSES in #LuchaUnderground, plus vampire lore, DaFonts, product placement, Pumpkinhead, a surprise Nicole appearance, bridal showers, thicc blood, possum play, & more! #ProWrestling
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September 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
“Keep your friends thicc and your blood thiccer” -noted character actor James Gleason
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New episode of "Explanation Required"! This month, I explain 1988's haunted house comedy, #Spellcaster, to comedian / podcaster @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social! It's a wild movie that demands an explanation, even while actively watching it!
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August 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
New episode of "Explanation Required"! This month, I explain 1988's haunted house comedy, #Spellcaster, to comedian / podcaster @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social! It's a wild movie that demands an explanation, even while actively watching it!
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SHE FONZIE’D OPEN A LOCKER & THERE WAS A SKULL INSIDE AND THE SKULL WAS SMOKING A CIGAR… NO I WILL NOT STOP YELLING AT YOUR CHILD’S KINDERGARTEN GRADUATION
New STPW! This week @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social & I discuss A PENTA'S HUBRIS in #LuchaUnderground, plus digging holes, Homeward Bound, hokier storylines, Jello eating, Terry Funk punches, ICP's "The Naught", King Cuerno's growth, & more! #ProWrestling
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August 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
SHE FONZIE’D OPEN A LOCKER & THERE WAS A SKULL INSIDE AND THE SKULL WAS SMOKING A CIGAR… NO I WILL NOT STOP YELLING AT YOUR CHILD’S KINDERGARTEN GRADUATION
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New STPW! This week @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social & I discuss ARM BREAKING MACHINES in #LuchaUnderground, plus Beliebers, Martian Manhunter, the Summer Fest, poor diction, A Thousand Little Deaths, Super Smash taunts, & more! #ProWrestling
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August 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
New STPW! This week @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social & I discuss ARM BREAKING MACHINES in #LuchaUnderground, plus Beliebers, Martian Manhunter, the Summer Fest, poor diction, A Thousand Little Deaths, Super Smash taunts, & more! #ProWrestling
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NEW Citizens of Townsville Z! @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social of SWEATY TIME PRO WRESTLING joins me to discuss ARTIST RENDITIONS in #PowerpuffGirls Z, plus Robo Trippin', butt chuggin', manga assistants, Primus, The Land Before Time, & more!
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August 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
NEW Citizens of Townsville Z! @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social of SWEATY TIME PRO WRESTLING joins me to discuss ARTIST RENDITIONS in #PowerpuffGirls Z, plus Robo Trippin', butt chuggin', manga assistants, Primus, The Land Before Time, & more!
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Clip from the newest “Sweaty Time Pro Wrestling”! We get toxic about love while discussing Lucha Underground. Avail. where podcasts are found, link in bio!
#wwe #prowrestling #luchalibre #LuchaUnderground
#wwe #prowrestling #luchalibre #LuchaUnderground
July 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Clip from the newest “Sweaty Time Pro Wrestling”! We get toxic about love while discussing Lucha Underground. Avail. where podcasts are found, link in bio!
#wwe #prowrestling #luchalibre #LuchaUnderground
#wwe #prowrestling #luchalibre #LuchaUnderground
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New STPW! This week @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social & I watch along to ULTIMA LUCHA TRES (part 3) in #LuchaUnderground and have a blast! #ProWrestling
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June 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
New STPW! This week @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social & I watch along to ULTIMA LUCHA TRES (part 3) in #LuchaUnderground and have a blast! #ProWrestling
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Late for work’s a small price to see your bus driver stop & open the door to encourage a child learning to ride a bike. Coincidentally I’ve been fired.
June 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Late for work’s a small price to see your bus driver stop & open the door to encourage a child learning to ride a bike. Coincidentally I’ve been fired.
“The things you don’t know about urine would astound you.” -random art gallery owner. Y’all should walk into more random art galleries.
June 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
“The things you don’t know about urine would astound you.” -random art gallery owner. Y’all should walk into more random art galleries.
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they should invent a toilet that puts the poop into your butt
May 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
they should invent a toilet that puts the poop into your butt
movie’s like a mix of Disney channel live action sitcom and a Tarantino movie & is good
New "Straight to Patreon"! Torchyberry & @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social return to discuss 1981's coming of age, crime thriller comedy, "Sailor Suit & Machine Gun"! It rules!!!
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May 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
movie’s like a mix of Disney channel live action sitcom and a Tarantino movie & is good
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New STPW! This week @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social & I discuss BIKER BRAWLS in #LuchaUnderground, plus JCW crossovers, abs, shojo #manga, Megan Beth Koester's "Tertium Non Datur", Son of Havoc's greatest, Dancing Bear, & more! #ProWrestling
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April 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
New STPW! This week @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social & I discuss BIKER BRAWLS in #LuchaUnderground, plus JCW crossovers, abs, shojo #manga, Megan Beth Koester's "Tertium Non Datur", Son of Havoc's greatest, Dancing Bear, & more! #ProWrestling
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New STPW! This week @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social & I discuss SLIMY AGENTS in #LuchaUnderground, plus getting raptured, scoring a divorce, mask matches, magical belts, Vampiro's teachings, truth in character, rebelling, & more! #ProWrestling
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April 22, 2025 at 12:01 PM
New STPW! This week @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social & I discuss SLIMY AGENTS in #LuchaUnderground, plus getting raptured, scoring a divorce, mask matches, magical belts, Vampiro's teachings, truth in character, rebelling, & more! #ProWrestling
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New STPW! This week @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social & I discuss FAMILY REVEALS in #LuchaUnderground, plus U2, #DextersLaboratory, deathmatch wrestling, Penta's swing training, & more! #ProWrestling
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April 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
New STPW! This week @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social & I discuss FAMILY REVEALS in #LuchaUnderground, plus U2, #DextersLaboratory, deathmatch wrestling, Penta's swing training, & more! #ProWrestling
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note: i say "thought/thinking" too many times when I meant to say "work," in regards to "critical inner work" and therapy
New STPW! This week @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social & I discuss FRONT ROW DOMS in #LuchaUnderground, plus spouses, single friends, product placement fails, wood swords, secret societies, therapy vs magic, Slam Town, & more! #ProWrestling
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March 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
note: i say "thought/thinking" too many times when I meant to say "work," in regards to "critical inner work" and therapy
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New STPW! This week @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social
& I discuss RABBIT FEET in #LuchaUnderground, plus hazing, #GLOW Magazine, indoor kids, wrestling #SuperSentai, adoptions, 2004's "Freshman Orientation", hallucinogens, old souls, & more! #ProWrestling
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& I discuss RABBIT FEET in #LuchaUnderground, plus hazing, #GLOW Magazine, indoor kids, wrestling #SuperSentai, adoptions, 2004's "Freshman Orientation", hallucinogens, old souls, & more! #ProWrestling
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March 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
New STPW! This week @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social
& I discuss RABBIT FEET in #LuchaUnderground, plus hazing, #GLOW Magazine, indoor kids, wrestling #SuperSentai, adoptions, 2004's "Freshman Orientation", hallucinogens, old souls, & more! #ProWrestling
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& I discuss RABBIT FEET in #LuchaUnderground, plus hazing, #GLOW Magazine, indoor kids, wrestling #SuperSentai, adoptions, 2004's "Freshman Orientation", hallucinogens, old souls, & more! #ProWrestling
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Explain this, flat-Earthers.
September 3, 2023 at 3:29 AM
Explain this, flat-Earthers.
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I will always have a special space in my heart for a dynamic chaos couple who bulldoze nazis into volcanoes on their lazy afternoons
Subtext is for cowards, be like Sam & Max
Subtext is for cowards, be like Sam & Max
January 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I will always have a special space in my heart for a dynamic chaos couple who bulldoze nazis into volcanoes on their lazy afternoons
Subtext is for cowards, be like Sam & Max
Subtext is for cowards, be like Sam & Max