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Ryan 🦚
@goldcrapp.bsky.social
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Birds are the best; cats and dogs I detest! That one autistic guy from Minnesota. Rumor also has it that I like to collect vinyl. NSFW (explicit photos are always labeled and filtered!). They/he. xx
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I hereby grant Bluesky with a premonition for December
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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And if I shed a tear, I won’t cage it…

…I won’t fear love.
A screenshot of one of Sabrina Brier’s iconic Tiktok hypotheticals of “that friend who should have just stayed home.” She is sitting, frowning while looking down and away from the camera while sitting with a lemonade.
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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What the fuck…
Me listening to Fumbling Toward Ecstacy by Sarah McLachlan
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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The fact that I’ve had this meme saved to my phone ever since the song came out AKDJEHSH
Jessica Lange from American Horror Story saying “there’s not going to be a swimming pool, you stupid slut” except the meme has been forged to say “Not everyone is coming to the future, you stupid slut” and her visage is meant to mimic the album cover of Madame X by Madonna.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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My stomach after taking too much acetaminophen when I was unaware that Percocet has acetaminophen in it and took it alongside Tylenol to treat my painful kidney stones
A still of Wario from Mario Kart: Double Dash doing the burn animation with the caption “Wario will remain in pain indefinitely.” Context: Suppermariobroth posted a video showcasing how going inside the pipe in Peach Beach while being hit by a fireball triggers an indefinite animation of being burned, which is ONLY exclusive to the European version of the game.
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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hi
Lady Gaga with roses in her hand, looking very emotional.
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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hi
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Staying sober for the rest of the year
A yassified meme of Debra Messing saying “The Agony: The collective grief, the agony that comes…” except the caption reads “The Ecstacy: The collective joy, the ecstacy that comes…”
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Me and who
The card artwork for the Yu-Gi-Oh magic card called “Mistaken Accusation,” featuring two notorious Yu-Gi-Oh monsters held in a jail cell that have been considered “Forbidden” in official matches. Sangan (card effect allows monsters with <1500 ATK to be added to deck if sent to Graveyard) is pleading with the warden to be let out of the cell, while Witch of the Black Forest (card effect allows monsters with <1500 DEF to be added to deck if sent to Graveyard) is calmly sitting in the cell.
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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QT by @soloaswstory saying “phoenix, it’s me. believe in yourself.” this refers to a character named Mia Fey who was killed early in the Phoenix Wright series. She is part of a lineage of mediums who possess people and/or inanimate objects, and is Phoenix’s mentor.
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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HE ABOUT TO LOSE ABOUT TO LOSE ABOUT TO LOSE ME
HE ABOUT TO LOSE MEEEEE
Sokka screaming into a tired Toph’s ear from The Chase episode in Avatar the Last Airbender.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I’m coming back into my element of having human interaction so hopefully I will post here more
A yassified meme of Derrick Berry saying “Nobody was killed?” referring to the Stonewall Riots, except the text was forged to say “somebody was healed?” and Derrick has large eyes and a pacifier.
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Only people who have player WoW but also raid a lot will understand the joy and internal freakout I just did when I got these weapons from Naxx yesterday
Me holding Sapphiron’s left-eye. This is the BIS (best-in-slot, or the best item for a particular class) off-hand for any caster). I won this in an open roll. Me holding the Wraith blade. This is the highly coveted BIS weapon for warlocks and mages. Very hard to get because they are usually either hard-reserved or “loot counciled” for very good players.
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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So you wanna go out?

How you wanna get there?
A corgi in a toy car learning how to drive
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Can the Seattle Mayoral Race just end and elect Wilson already?
Missi Pyle as Violet Beauregarde’s mom in Charlie Nd the Chocolate Factory. She is staring intensely.
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Elizabeth Berkley as Noni from Showgirls serving face.
November 8, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Brady I noticed the photo has been partially Faceapped so I made sure that it reached its highest potential!
The infamous screenshot of Debra Messing with the headline “The agony,” with the partial caption “The collective grief, the agony that comes…” except it’s been Faceapped to say “The ecstacy: the collective joy, the ecstacy that comes…”
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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DON’T STOP MOVING TOGETHER
DON’T STOP MOVING TOGETHER
DON’T STOP MOVING TOGETHER
KEEP ON DANCING
A meme using models from World of Warcraft of a human woman drunkenly yelling into a human man’s ear while a night elf woman watches and a Draenei man looks away. This is a reenactment of a popular meme two years ago.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Me, seeing democrats sweep the elections: ”YAAAAAAAS”

Me seeing Jacob Frey reelected again for Mpls mayor:
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Not that any of you would understand but this is my reward for being an enchanter and not going to Strat to pray to the RNG Gods that the Righteous Orb would drop
A screenshot of me not having one, but TWO Flasks of Supreme Power. These are by far the best consumables in World of Warcraft for casters for increasing spell damage.
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Selling enchants in Stormwind in the best possible outfit. I did this all day since I’m off from w**k until Saturday.
My character, Misswanda, in a suggesstive mustard yellow dress with an orc mask on. My companion Whiskers the Rat says hi.
October 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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You took my sadness out of context at the Chalkboard found in Caribou Coffee on the 2nd floor in Mall of America complex
A black chalkboard, full of green writings and drawing, with some blue drawings. There’s *a lot* of references to God and America. There is one Free Palestine line though. (I’m the one who drew a poorly drawn seal that says “Buhhh” near the top)
October 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM