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Ryan 🦚
@goldcrapp.bsky.social
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Birds are the best; cats and dogs I detest! That one autistic guy from Minnesota. Rumor also has it that I like to collect vinyl. NSFW (explicit photos are always labeled and filtered!). They/he. xx
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Ryan 🦚 @goldcrapp.bsky.social · Jul 15
“Champion, how do we defeat the Lich King?”

“Post thirst traps”
A mirror selfie of me in a World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King t-shirt, featuring Arthas Menethil. Same selfie of me, but I lowered my shorts to reveal a blue jockstrap. Same selfie, but I’m exposing my hairy ass. My nuthatch tattoo on my calf says hi. Me attempting to spread my cheeks. My nuthatch tattoo is watching again.
goldcrapp.bsky.social
Top 5 Britney Spears Deep Cuts (final version because I forgot an all-timer)

1. Get Naked (I Got a Plan)
2. Scary
3. Inside Out
4. (I Can’t Get no) Satisfaction
5. Mood Ring
jakeismaking.bsky.social Jake @jakeismaking.bsky.social · 2h
top 5 Britney Spears deep cuts:

1. Heaven On Earth
2. Can't Make You Love Me
3. Early Mornin
4. Amnesia
5. Do You Wanna Come Over
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
goldcrapp.bsky.social
I hereby grant Bluesky with a premonition for December
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
goldcrapp.bsky.social
How come no one ever talks about how the light is coming to give back everything the darkness stole? 😳
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
goldcrapp.bsky.social
Kind of sort of begging people to not use ChatGPT/gen AI to “prove a point” that “they won’t take our jobs” especially if you post lots of videos which have at least TWENTY prompts per videos.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
goldcrapp.bsky.social
What the fuck…
Me listening to Fumbling Toward Ecstacy by Sarah McLachlan
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
goldcrapp.bsky.social
Please tell me someone has not made a joke where a Pokémon trainer screams out Fearow when it faints and the music is that one extremely specific part of No Good Deed from Wicked
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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goldcrapp.bsky.social
Dr*nk and h*rny so let me repost these iconic thirst traps
Me laying down on my side, shirtless and in a purple jockstrap. My eyes are begging for…very specific things. Me; shirtless and laying on my stomach on the bed with my hairy ass out.
October 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
goldcrapp.bsky.social
How come no one ever talks out how not everyone is coming to the future? 😔
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Why does she have resting Silent Hill 2 face?
andylevy.net andy™ @andylevy.net · 6d
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
a photo of DHS acting Chief Security Officer whose name is Iwona B. Horyn
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
goldcrapp.bsky.social
My stomach after taking too much acetaminophen when I was unaware that Percocet has acetaminophen in it and took it alongside Tylenol to treat my painful kidney stones
A still of Wario from Mario Kart: Double Dash doing the burn animation with the caption “Wario will remain in pain indefinitely.” Context: Suppermariobroth posted a video showcasing how going inside the pipe in Peach Beach while being hit by a fireball triggers an indefinite animation of being burned, which is ONLY exclusive to the European version of the game.
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
goldcrapp.bsky.social
Fellas, is Kirby Air-Riders worth the hype before wasting away $70 and isn’t JUST “remaster” of the Gamecube game and extreme customization options of the warp stars?
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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💛⭐️🌟YELLOW BUGE 🌙🌼🍍🍋
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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A box of Cap'n Crunch cereal but the cereal is made of the pokemon spheal and the text on the box says "Oops! All spheals"
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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A random Nichijou frame from EP11.
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
goldcrapp.bsky.social
hi
Lady Gaga with roses in her hand, looking very emotional.
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
goldcrapp.bsky.social
hi
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
goldcrapp.bsky.social
Me vs. saying “damn ma is it that serious 😭”
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
goldcrapp.bsky.social
Staying sober for the rest of the year
A yassified meme of Debra Messing saying “The Agony: The collective grief, the agony that comes…” except the caption reads “The Ecstacy: The collective joy, the ecstacy that comes…”
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
goldcrapp.bsky.social
I really don’t think anyone understood Nelly Furtado when she sung “please bring me ALOOOOOOONG” like…queen of wanting to be included 😍
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
goldcrapp.bsky.social
Me and who
The card artwork for the Yu-Gi-Oh magic card called “Mistaken Accusation,” featuring two notorious Yu-Gi-Oh monsters held in a jail cell that have been considered “Forbidden” in official matches. Sangan (card effect allows monsters with <1500 ATK to be added to deck if sent to Graveyard) is pleading with the warden to be let out of the cell, while Witch of the Black Forest (card effect allows monsters with <1500 DEF to be added to deck if sent to Graveyard) is calmly sitting in the cell.
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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nichijouframes.bsky.social
A random Nichijou frame from EP8.
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Reposted by Ryan 🦚
goldcrapp.bsky.social
QT by @soloaswstory saying “phoenix, it’s me. believe in yourself.” this refers to a character named Mia Fey who was killed early in the Phoenix Wright series. She is part of a lineage of mediums who possess people and/or inanimate objects, and is Phoenix’s mentor.
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
goldcrapp.bsky.social
QT by @soloaswstory saying “phoenix, it’s me. believe in yourself.” this refers to a character named Mia Fey who was killed early in the Phoenix Wright series. She is part of a lineage of mediums who possess people and/or inanimate objects, and is Phoenix’s mentor.
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Reposted by Ryan 🦚
edmorrish.bsky.social
A photo of a squirrel, with a speech bubble to make it look like it’s saying the post below.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
goldcrapp.bsky.social
I’m coming back into my element of having human interaction so hopefully I will post here more
A yassified meme of Derrick Berry saying “Nobody was killed?” referring to the Stonewall Riots, except the text was forged to say “somebody was healed?” and Derrick has large eyes and a pacifier.
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM