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Reliably BLUE under correct assumptions
3 HRs at the plate and 10 K's in 6 IP with 0 runs, is this the greatest game a player has ever had?
October 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
3 HRs at the plate and 10 K's in 6 IP with 0 runs, is this the greatest game a player has ever had?
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it’s kind of annoying how complaining about transplants has become the new hipster xenophobia
August 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
it’s kind of annoying how complaining about transplants has become the new hipster xenophobia
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I really hate it when people blame "polling" for the behavior of people they find annoying online
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August 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I really hate it when people blame "polling" for the behavior of people they find annoying online
open.substack.com/pub/cauldron...
open.substack.com/pub/cauldron...
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a better world is possible
HUGE NEWS FROM HELSINKI, FINLAND
Helsinki, a city of 690 000 people, has now had a full year without any traffic fatalities. None. No pedestrian, cyclist, scooter user or car deaths.
This is a huge achievement for a city of our size. 💪🏻
A little background 🧵 1/
yle.fi/a/74-20174831
Helsinki, a city of 690 000 people, has now had a full year without any traffic fatalities. None. No pedestrian, cyclist, scooter user or car deaths.
This is a huge achievement for a city of our size. 💪🏻
A little background 🧵 1/
yle.fi/a/74-20174831
Helsinki goes a full year without a traffic death
A city traffic engineer credits the success to lower speed limits and smarter design.
yle.fi
July 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
a better world is possible
Mets win a game challenge
Difficulty: Impossible
Difficulty: Impossible
June 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Mets win a game challenge
Difficulty: Impossible
Difficulty: Impossible
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man the white sox fumbling jason benetti is probably on par with whiffing on a round 1 prospect's development in terms of what it means for the franchise long term. complete buffoonery to let him leave for the tigers because ownership is too vain to admit he brings a lot to the product
June 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
man the white sox fumbling jason benetti is probably on par with whiffing on a round 1 prospect's development in terms of what it means for the franchise long term. complete buffoonery to let him leave for the tigers because ownership is too vain to admit he brings a lot to the product
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Endorsement time. First, my own City Council district #CD35. The incumbent Crystal Hudson is facing insurgent challengers backed by some of the neighborhood's more vocal NIMBY groups (such as MTOPP). Hudson has been a strong supporter of City of Yes, open streets and better transportation options.
June 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Endorsement time. First, my own City Council district #CD35. The incumbent Crystal Hudson is facing insurgent challengers backed by some of the neighborhood's more vocal NIMBY groups (such as MTOPP). Hudson has been a strong supporter of City of Yes, open streets and better transportation options.
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An observation on Sam Altman’s talks on AGI is how there was a focus on hypothetical harms from AI destroying humanity but a lack of acknowledgement let alone concerns about today’s real world harms ranging from impact to white collar jobs, to teen mental health and misinformation.
May 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
An observation on Sam Altman’s talks on AGI is how there was a focus on hypothetical harms from AI destroying humanity but a lack of acknowledgement let alone concerns about today’s real world harms ranging from impact to white collar jobs, to teen mental health and misinformation.
Come work with me to help Democrats win elections and fight Trump!
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Data Scientist - Machine Learning
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April 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Come work with me to help Democrats win elections and fight Trump!
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To anyone living in a state that doesn't respect you for who you love or who you are: Illinois has a place for you.
You are seen, you are celebrated, you are protected, and you are welcome here in our state.
You are seen, you are celebrated, you are protected, and you are welcome here in our state.
March 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
To anyone living in a state that doesn't respect you for who you love or who you are: Illinois has a place for you.
You are seen, you are celebrated, you are protected, and you are welcome here in our state.
You are seen, you are celebrated, you are protected, and you are welcome here in our state.
Where else can you get sentences like this, greatest city in the world
so the gentrified bathhouse that did a crypto pivot is apparently giving everyone in Brooklyn UTIs
March 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Where else can you get sentences like this, greatest city in the world
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“Every American should be chilled to the core by the overwhelming display of constitutionally protected speech we found on this deviant’s computer and phone,” Kash Patel said
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Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence
WASHINGTON—Following a daring operation that saw authorities seize the man’s property and detain him in an undisclosed location, FBI director Kash Patel announced Thursday that federal agents had uncovered 43 terabytes of free speech from local protestor Andrew Wyman’s residence. “Every American should be chilled to the core by the overwhelming display of constitutionally protected […]
theonion.com
March 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Every American should be chilled to the core by the overwhelming display of constitutionally protected speech we found on this deviant’s computer and phone,” Kash Patel said
theonion.com/feds-un...
theonion.com/feds-un...
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Free Mahmoud Khalil.
March 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Free Mahmoud Khalil.
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thinking about the next election ? come work with us !
we're hiring for an AI-focused machine learning engineer role at Blue Rose Research.
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we're hiring for an AI-focused machine learning engineer role at Blue Rose Research.
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March 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
thinking about the next election ? come work with us !
we're hiring for an AI-focused machine learning engineer role at Blue Rose Research.
job-boards.greenhouse.io/blueroserese...
we're hiring for an AI-focused machine learning engineer role at Blue Rose Research.
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Making car payment interest payments tax deductible is a genuinely insane policy proposal.
March 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Making car payment interest payments tax deductible is a genuinely insane policy proposal.
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You probably know how chaotic and awful Atlantic Ave. between Nostrand and Vanderbilt is.
As the decade-long fight to rezone the area and build more housing wraps up, electeds are asking that the city doesn't forget about the need for a safer street to go along with it. youtube.com/shorts/mB2N0...
As the decade-long fight to rezone the area and build more housing wraps up, electeds are asking that the city doesn't forget about the need for a safer street to go along with it. youtube.com/shorts/mB2N0...
Atlantic Avenue Sucks — Will Rezoning Fix It? #brooklyn #nyc #urbanism #streets
YouTube video by Streetsblog NYC
youtube.com
February 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
You probably know how chaotic and awful Atlantic Ave. between Nostrand and Vanderbilt is.
As the decade-long fight to rezone the area and build more housing wraps up, electeds are asking that the city doesn't forget about the need for a safer street to go along with it. youtube.com/shorts/mB2N0...
As the decade-long fight to rezone the area and build more housing wraps up, electeds are asking that the city doesn't forget about the need for a safer street to go along with it. youtube.com/shorts/mB2N0...
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What gets me about Eric Adams is, yeah sure all of this is upsetting, but it's also just pathetic. This is a man who very intentionally broke the law, benefitted from it personally, and has now made an agreement to hurt vulnerable people to save his own skin. Shame is dead, but he should be ashamed.
February 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
What gets me about Eric Adams is, yeah sure all of this is upsetting, but it's also just pathetic. This is a man who very intentionally broke the law, benefitted from it personally, and has now made an agreement to hurt vulnerable people to save his own skin. Shame is dead, but he should be ashamed.
"This fucking guy" reaching all time levels
The New York Times now reports that Mayor Eric Adams' defense attorney is trying to get DOJ to drop the federal corruption case against Adams by suggesting Adams will only go along with Trump's plans for mass deportations if the case is dropped. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/29/u...
January 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"This fucking guy" reaching all time levels
On days like today it can feel a little hopeless to be someone who still believes in the American experiment and for that reason I feel it's ever more important to emphasize that I do still believe.
January 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
On days like today it can feel a little hopeless to be someone who still believes in the American experiment and for that reason I feel it's ever more important to emphasize that I do still believe.
This project is a good one that has taken more than a year to get approved. Make your voice heard to get it over the line! Thank you to Council Member Hanif for her support!
Today, the City Council will review the Arrow Linen Rezoning Proposal. You may submit written testimony to [email protected] up to 72 hours following the completion of the public hearing. More details on how to participate: council.nyc.gov/land-use/
January 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This project is a good one that has taken more than a year to get approved. Make your voice heard to get it over the line! Thank you to Council Member Hanif for her support!
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Today, the City Council will review the Arrow Linen Rezoning Proposal. You may submit written testimony to [email protected] up to 72 hours following the completion of the public hearing. More details on how to participate: council.nyc.gov/land-use/
January 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Today, the City Council will review the Arrow Linen Rezoning Proposal. You may submit written testimony to [email protected] up to 72 hours following the completion of the public hearing. More details on how to participate: council.nyc.gov/land-use/
I've run a marathon and sitting through a City Council hearing is far and a way the most psychologically demanding thing I've ever done
January 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I've run a marathon and sitting through a City Council hearing is far and a way the most psychologically demanding thing I've ever done