That joke was not lost on me

I ain't be got no weapon

He stabbed-ed me in the back but I'm bleeding cooooool.

And edgy

Gen X thing i guess. I think its rude to hop in cussing on someone's post, bit that's me. Love the judgment from you though. You so cool.

Not me tho I'm a good one.

If only you guys pressed your parents, and uncles and grandparents like you're pressing me now.

[Insert "me pressing you mom" joke here]

Uhhh... I voted for the smart black lady. The fu@# is you talking bout?

Real talk. The guitar solo on this part gives me chills

Cotton to himself: these idiots don't know what capsized means.

1) Europe so no real dog in this race.
2) Not opposed to encouraging juniors and seniors to jumpstart their career in manual labor as long as financial literacy is part of the deal. Work young retire young is not bad.
3) As long as it is voluntary and reversible with no consequences, cool

This is why America sucks... I'm out here rooting for the bad guys. I don't know what he did. Don't really care. Defying the so-called authorities by escaping the system designed to incarcerate you by breaking free is like... the greatest story ever told.

Yay magic Jesus

My apologies. And my hope is that the things you want and need to happen happen and happen real soon.

I don't think this is supposed to be... funny? But also...

Yep.

And the art of reading a map...

Obviously I'm "got all these points" old. I'm a shut up.

But computerization didn't make things better without severe consequences. But ya'll know this already right?