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glitchwraith
@glitchwraith.bsky.social
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Lots of opinions. Not an expert. Old.
Mostly plays Sea of Thieves. Occasionally chats about nerdy interests like comics, games, movies, etc.
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Well that is unexpected! I wonder if they will make a good flail...
The skull and spine of a horse glowing purple from within. It seems to have been animated by magic, and is positioned like a rattle snake ready to strike. A tuft of dark fur sprouts from the skull. The top caption reads "Choose Your Familiar!" The bottom caption reads "Rattle Horse".
November 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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A scene from the movie Barbarian. Justine Long’s character sits in front of a laptop in a kitchen typing in a search query, dressed in an open pink button shirt and grey undershirt. The caption reads, “Can underground rooms be listed as square footage when selling home?”
October 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Should have had him play alternate universe Deathstroke from this Superman/Batman comic.
A panel from a Superman/Batman annual. Two versions of Deathstroke interact with each other, one dressed in his usual orange and blue armor with a bandolier and half black, half orange mask. The other wears a more orange heavy, skin tight suit, which is torn in some places and has multiple swords and random objects imbedded in his torso. Notably, the one eye on the alternate’s mask has a smaller white circle, more similar to Deadpool’s mask. They speak to each other in word bubbles, which read… Hold the phone and the mayo! You’re me, just without the lacerations and foreign objects! Will you please just die! Why do you hate yourself so much?
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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And edit of the René Magritte painting "The Son of Man". The painting usually depicts a man in a dark jacket, matching bowler hat, white collared shirt and red tie standing in front of a stone wall overlooking a cloudy sea, his face obscured by a leafy green apple. The edit has replaced the apple with a white, pointing hand symbol that's used on many computer operating systems as a cursor.
October 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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A badly made meme format using edited screenshots from 2012s The Avengers. The first panel show's Mark Ruffalo's Bruce Banner standing in front of a wrecked street in New York and looking over his shoulder. My pfp has been edited onto his face; a zoom in of MC Escher's Eye, a hand drawn, black and white image of an eyeball. The caption reads "That's my secret Cap..." Second panel is closer to Ruffalo's face, covered by an even larger image of my PFP in which you can barely make out a skull dimly reflected in the eye's iris. A new captions has been pasted over the original quote, now reading "My name's always spooky. Final panel show's Ruffalo's character transformed into The Hulk, his bulging green muscles tearing through his shirt. My pfp remains over his face, but it's zoomed in to only show the skull.
October 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Nostalgic Wal-Mart, T-Shirt Sponge Bob isn't real. He can't hurt you.
A misshapen Sponge Bob from a t-shirt on the above AI nostalgia video.
September 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"You can't just keep adding more and more light-sabers!"

Me:
A still from an upcoming episode of Star Wars: Visions. A Twi'lek woman stands arm outstretched, a cocky smirk on her face. Her arm ends in a cybernetic device that opens like a spider with a dozen legs, each thin, mechanical appendage tipped in a small, red lightsaber. The scene is animated with a hand drawn style, entirely grey and black save for the
September 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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An edited "Does he know?" meme. As usual, it uses a still of Paul Dano's Riddler from "The Batman", smugly side eyeing the camera through his glasses. The yellow, all caps caption has been edited to read "Does Belle Know?"
September 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Joe is not running Republican in the current climate.
A panel from the Immortal Hulk comic depicting Joe Fixit, in Bruce Banner’s human body, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, strokes his chin while smiling. Word bubbles read “…and they were pretty good. That trans rights one— that was real good. I get that… folks wanting to be themselves…”
September 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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To be fair, there’s the slimmest layer of subtext to let insecure straight boys to pretend it’s not there. But they are doing most of the work…
Two panels from Hickman’s run on X-Men. The first is a close up Cyclops and Wolverine, neither masked though Cyclops is in his red sunglasses. They speak to each other. Cyclops: But here’s a thing that— Wolverine: What did I just say? Cyclops: Jean and I are taking the kids to Chandilore in a few days, and we’re wondering if you wanted to come along. I know that’s not normally your idea of fun, but it might be nice. The next panel is from behind them. They both sit in a chair, looking at the earth from space, as they continue the conversation. Wolverine: Jeanie in a bikini. Cyclops: Scott in a speedo. Wolverine: Heh. Well, who could say no to that?
September 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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It’s especially weird given we already had this with the Detective Pikachu movie.
Ditto from the Detective Pikachu movie, transformed into a pink haired woman in a grey suit, with Ditto’s characteristic beady, black eyes.
September 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Notice how he's turned the right side of his face away from the camera...
Trump at the 2025 9/11 observance, the right side of his mouth noticeably drooping.
September 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I found this with a quick google search, but I'm seeing it credited to Scott Watanabe on multiple sites.
Mario standing in a pipe surrounded by debris from his video games against a black and white background, drawn in the style of Mike Mignola.
September 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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If you see this, repost this with a vampire that is not Dracula.
A vampire bat crawling on a white background and smiling for the camera.
September 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Happy Community Weekend everyone!

#seaofthieves
My pirate dances on a mountain peak in front of a blue sky full of fireworks.
September 1, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Remembered snapping this randomly with some of my regular crew. Love the juxtaposition of my angriest looking pirate fit with all the dogs.
My pirate wearing his "ashen curse" look, sitting hunched forward near the front of a galleon. His face is scared, cracked with glowing flame, and streaked in read war paint above a dour red mustache. Atop his head is a black helmet with gold accents and large white feathers. He wears a red coat also trimmed in gold, bare chest beneath displaying the shadow of his ribcage cast on the skin by an apparent burning heart, sitting between a red skull tattoo and a scarred belly. One hand is wrapped in white rope with glowing orange fingertips, the other a prosthetic hook made of bone. Resting behind him are three dogs; a light brown shiba inu laying on the immediate right, a hound with shaggy fur, toothy grin, and glowing red eyes sitting up on the immediate left, and further left in the background near the bow an animated dog skeleton looking up at the blue sky.
September 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Had a great Community Weekend sail with @godhammer6.bsky.social looking for pop up plunder and causing shenanigans.
@godhammer6 presenting my pirate, who is happily playing a crab bucket like a drum, in front of the Sea of Thieves Community Weekend wall. In front of us are our Pop Up Plunder, two merchant manifests and a random phantom stronghold skull. @godhammer6 is standing flush against the Sea of Thieves Community Weekend wall while my pirate hides in an open treasure chest. @godhammer6 and my pirate dance in front of the Sea of Thieves Community Weekend wall. @godhammer6 and my pirate take a moment to rest, sitting on each side of the bow of his ship.
August 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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...then you don't deserve me at my...
The same miniature from above but facing away from the camera, revealing a surprisingly human and shapely rear end.
August 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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If you can't handle me at my...
A miniature for a table-top game depicting an insect-like monster with many spikes and clawed appendages.
August 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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A screenshot of an old tweet by “clean slate” @PleaseBeGneiss on 8/24/18, 11:18. It reads: [restaurant] RACCOON (in a trenchcoat):one egg WAITER: on egg? *suspicious* you’re not from around here, are you? RACCOON: t-two eggs? WAITER: ah yes, that’s a normal quantity of eggs RACCOON: *excitedly* five eggs! WAITER: *eyes narrow*
August 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Forest Whitaker
The poster for the film “Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai”. Forest Whitaker stands in a dark background turned slightly to the camera wearing a hooded jacket. The whole image has a blue filter.
August 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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They left this member of the family out, due to their short fuse.
The Black Powder Dart from Sea of Thieves. It has a wooden shaft, black feathers on one end, and a stone point tied to the other. The tip glows orange.
August 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Hands down my Open Crew portrait by @hanssprungfild.bsky.social
August 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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August 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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@seaofthieves.com #SoTShot
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A still life made up of an old boot, black and glowing red key, a seaweed covered skull, hat, and fish bones. They sit on a stone pedestal between palm trees and foliage in front of a stone staircase. In the distance, two ships sail past each other near a stone arch.
August 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM