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girlfriend.bsky.social
I am tired of pretending that people who would kill me in cold blood are anything other than cartoonishly evil villains. Why are we coddling them just because their hatred has roots in an ancient tradition that says whatever they want it to say?
Axios headline: empathy is the new Christian battleground. The image is a heart shaped hand grenade
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
ehhh not quite. He would have loved mad men.
J. Edgar Hoover with his lieutenant and boyfriend, Clyde Tolson
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
a christmas tree made entirely of unlit cigarettes
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
What can I be but thankful?
Zoey: You recued me too, if you remember the sort of people I ws choosing to gravitate to before you Viola: yeah no offense but you really were attracted to the worst people Zoey: lol, sush (heart emojis). What can I say? You're the best. Viola: you'd be chained to a radiator in ohio rn doing performative land acknowledgements while getting choked by n95 bands wrapped aroud your neck Zoey: Fuck LMAO Viola: i made that kinda too horny Zoey: yeah a bit
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
This company killed his dog btw
Cramer announcing the death of his dog, Everest Nvidia
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
Rhode Island!!! If the left lane is faster just go wild, make it your own
A car wreck. At a round about, a car has chosen to go into the oncoming lane (left) because they want to take an exit to the left, but they should have continued to drive on the right side of the road and take the round about all the way around. Always drive on the right side of the road in an American roundabout.
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
Job listed as paralegal, $40 to $70 *per hour*
Preferred Qualificatons: J. D. Degree Experience with entity management software
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
Agnes Tachyon in a race losing her fuckin' mind.
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
girlfriend.bsky.social
Whenever I'm tempted to argue about electoral politics I should just consult this graph.
A graph showing that regardless of the average citizens preference for a government policy change, the probability of the change taking place is 0.3. The average citizen has no effect whatsoever on public policy because they are not economic elites or the interest groups they fund.
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
I wish I had $232 for this (tariffs are $100 of it.)
A playarts Aerith figure.
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
girlfriend.bsky.social
a gremlin
Shyna Nera Shyna from Silhouette Mirage
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
girlfriend.bsky.social
found mark fisher doing "not a person" in a 2004 argument between some guy and nick land. i know i shouldn't but there's a compelling urge to dig deeper after seeing this. I know it's probably just a reference to pseudoanonymity though. Although...
Cold Rationalism is not 'my' position. It doesn't belong to anyone. We're not persons (you aren't either natch), and we certainly don't care about bourgeois politesse. But the other three are more responsible for channeling CR than I have been. Whether they would 'agree' with everything in this post, that's another matter. Again, though, it is not a question of quibbling between persons. Disagreements are a sign of potential inconsistency and are to be sorted out at the level of reason, not at the level of personological dispute. That is what CR is about. Posted by: mark k-p at December 14, 2004 07:50 AM
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
i've checked them, but I don't think those are otks, it looks like no merino wool otks there atm
list of available otks at sock dreams
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
from what I can tell this is actually the nature of it. She's become some type of semi-paralegal and become radicalized against the criminal justice system (based), but naturally she also thinks she's the protagonist of reality so we end up with posts like this.
Holmes had a prison job as a re-entry clerk, helping to “assist women in finding and preparing for jobs and transitioning back to society across a range of areas, including childcare, healthcare, housing, and veterans’ benefits,” the filing said. “She recently transitioned to a full-time law apprenticeship through the Department of Labor, through which she helps her fellow prisoners on a range of legal matters, including child support and child protective services cases … and domestic violence and sexual assault issues.” Holmes is also studying to become proficient in Spanish and “has built a set of Spanish-language law library resources,” the filing said, adding that she “will continue to devote herself to criminal justice issues once she is released.”
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
girlfriend.bsky.social
cootie garages
a woman with a hairstyle that is apparently called cootie garages per the caption, which is a sort of short cut with two dense knots of curls on the side.
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
girlfriend.bsky.social
brown wooden rolltop desk.
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
doing research on the names for different types of noses.
wikipedia snippet with headline "In racist discourse" and text "in racist discourse, especially that of post-Enlightenment Western writers, a"
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
yeah boss i ain't tryin to figure this out.
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November 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
I disagree. Money can buy most things. For an incredibly reasonable amount of money he could put seven or eight accomplished trans women posters on retainer to ghost write for him. He could be the Hans Niemann of doing bits.
guardian headline with musk's face: "What the Tesla Tycoon wants his billiions can't buy: being able to get a true laugh."
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
girlfriend.bsky.social
They're gonna kill me for his one
Tsubasa Hanekawa
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
girlfriend.bsky.social
Fingers crossed they need someone with 18 years of govt experience
A web page showing I sent my resume to the mamdani transition team
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
12/22/1999
"Even though it might appear otherwise from what I've said, I am not a racist," the fiery Braves reliever said Wednesday in a statement.
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
girlfriend.bsky.social
having fun with the conservatives in the sports discord. (he has me blocked for gender reasons.)
unspecified user with Reze portrait: "When has anything gone right since 9/11?" My reply: what went right on 9/11 My reply has a crying emoji
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
girlfriend.bsky.social
this is just hoarding isn't it
I’m a humble practitioner of the art of tsundoku (積ん読), buying many books and leaving them in strategically placed piles in the hope that I will pick them up and read them, or at least skim them in the methodical madness that is my never ending trajectory of research.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
girlfriend.bsky.social
Now is this art, or incompetence? That is: am I supposed to believe that computers can be fixed with a quarter inch drill, and that a secret chip will plug into this menage of junk and make it into a powerful supercomputer? Am I supposed to believe that Max and his old professor are geniuses when they in fact can't play Go as competently as I could teach you to play in a week?
November 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM