Bonus tie-in with Boots' No7 beauty creams. Which can be the new favourite drink Tron Bond likes to order, why not.

His new catchphrase would now be "the name's Bond, Tron Bond. From the computer". You could do a nice bit of graphic design on the poster with the 'On' that is in both Bond and Tron

Didn't mean to type beloved twice there but I guess it just emphasises how beloved he is

No, I assume all those missed millions have been donated to sick kiddies or some bullshit like that :(

I finally signed up to PLR two decades after first intending to do it and was worried that the payments would be enough to make me really regret being so slack but today has very much set my mind at rest

Oh, fair enough, I assume it's for Malala who probably justified a bit of airport panto

There used to be a buoy with some seaweed on it in the Thames near Vauxhall that looked a bit like Terry Nutkins and whenever I walked past it I would say "hello Terry Nutkins"

Oh god now I really want to see you welling up on the Repair Shop after they pull away a bit of cloth to reveal stoved in baby's newly unstoved face

Yeah, I'm not knocking it, especially Murray, but sometimes you want some juryo too

Can't believe you got to see his actual knees.

Does the shop sell any Ura plushies?

Good enough for McGoohan good enough for you

I assumed this was on as a Robert Redford tribute then laughed when it perversely turned out to be the absolutely terrible 2000 version (not that there are any good The Great Gatsby films because it's The Great Gatsby, obvs)

I don't have any opinions on The Guest (tv series) because I've not seen The Guest (tv series) but The Guest (2014) with him from Downton Abbey and her from It Follows is a fun slightly stupid B-Movie hope this helps

Actually there's a thriving discourse, this is from just a few days ago, maybe do your research before rushing to judgement

Theories: the guy was doing a weird, very low energy troll. He's got some kind of aphasia that only affects loudspeaker announcements not normal interaction. I've got some kind of aphasia that makes unintelligible speech seem intelligible. None of this explains the "ancient" carriage, obvs.

THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS CRYSTAL CLEAR AND THE ANCIENT CARRIAGE LOOKS LIKE THIS, what kind of sapphire and steel shit am I trapped in

Yeah, I mean I kind of automatically assumed you owned a book of SeaQuest dsv technical specifications, apologies