Yay! I helped! 😁😁😁

If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing badly. Mouthwash is better than not brushing your teeth, a walk is better than not going to the gym, and a banana is better than not eating. 😁

Promises promises… 😜🐮

10 smacks with the paddle is a defeat!

Oh yeah. That’s probably gonna need a cattle prod though. Or at least a riding crop.

Listen, we’ve all had to work customer service at least once, we all know The Fury, and I’m not going to begrudge you The Urge either.
I’m just saying… I don’t even know what I’m saying other than get signed consent forms before filming it.

-Therapy Cow-cuddling: Look, I’ve seen the insta videos and I’m envious of both sides, ok? Let me have this. I want to go to a park, in the sunshine, and cuddle up with cute guys half my size or double my size, please and thank you.

-Bull fighting: … I got nothing. But matador outfits are sexy. Probably go for spanking instead of stabbing?

-Running of the bulls: The effort we’d need to set this up would be matched only by how awesome a spectacle it would be. Corporate Pride *wishes*

-Show animal: Gotta show off what you’ve helped build, right? Bonus points if you have the beast in just a thong, horns, and body paint.

-Rodeo: We love a bondage demonstration! Especially impressive on a guy bigger than you and actively trying to make it harder. Plus, clowns are in this year.

-Petting zoo: Littles exist. I’m not gonna deny them a fluffy highland calf to pet and play with.

-Pack ox: I’m sure we can find a cart somewhere that can be attached to a chest harness. Also. Taking two trips to carry your groceries is for catboys.

—Kobe Wagyu: Massages, grooming, hikes (free range!), delicious foods hand fed to you by the dom you look at with wide-eyed adoration.

-Dairy: Milking and “Milking” delete as appropriate.

-Breeding: gotta make sure your breeding cattle are in heat and healthy *snaps shoulder length glove*

And sure. Some of the steps we take will be tiny.
Emerging for a couple hours is not the same as not hiding at all.
But it’s also not the same as not emerging at all.
Progress is the important bit. Line go up. So long as when we get to choose, we’re choosing *some* progress, we’re doing it right.

It’s one of the hardest things in the world to do.
But we know we want to.
We know how.
And, whenever we catch ourselves, we can ask “is this the choice I want to make”.
Sometimes the answer will be “unfortunately yes.” You can absolutely be so overwhelmed that you stay in bed.

Often though? 😁

Boss Blimp?
Bossloon?
Pump Daddy?
Squeaky Sir?
Bouncy-Boss?

I like that last one. Bouncyboss it is!

Now, is that resilience infinite? No. Of course not. Any defence can be overwhelmed and… whoo boy.
But am I withstanding more, recovering faster, and slowly slowly unlearning my maladaptive habits.

I am proud of that.

I get to share my joy with others. I get to guide people towards the things that have made me happy, and away from the things that hurt me. I get to celebrate in my loved ones’ successes, and build towards my own.

And I get to do so with a confidence and a resilience that I never had before.

Happy birthday!

Always did on my motorbike (or at least a very exaggerated thank you nod if I needed both hands) and still do as a pedestrian. Because if courtesy and a smile makes someone feel better for even a second, then it was worth doing.

I’m glad you have that. There have absolutely been some great moments and some wonderful growth that I’ve experienced.

But Jesus fucking Christ, at *this* cost?!
People have [Violated their terms of service] for less.