Welcome, Beefa Lockhart.
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Welcome, Beefa Lockhart.
It means the New York Times is a shit rag willing to print any collection of words, no matter how nonsensical, to get some read time.
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
It means the New York Times is a shit rag willing to print any collection of words, no matter how nonsensical, to get some read time.
Tank Skill: Booby Smack - You whip your luscious milkers across the face of the target with such ferocity that it dominates their focus. The spill of your juicy milk makes terrain difficult, slowing the target's speed. (+60% target aggro, -10% target speed, Cooldown 15s)
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Tank Skill: Booby Smack - You whip your luscious milkers across the face of the target with such ferocity that it dominates their focus. The spill of your juicy milk makes terrain difficult, slowing the target's speed. (+60% target aggro, -10% target speed, Cooldown 15s)
Guess where the bag is when he gets home...
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Guess where the bag is when he gets home...
I'm happy Prime 4 remembers this too, from what I've seen. She doesn't just tower over over her tech support sidekick, but the armored combat troopers too. I just wish one of thr troopers was a girl, who says "OK, I understand the bullying step on me thing now" upon meeting Samus.
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I'm happy Prime 4 remembers this too, from what I've seen. She doesn't just tower over over her tech support sidekick, but the armored combat troopers too. I just wish one of thr troopers was a girl, who says "OK, I understand the bullying step on me thing now" upon meeting Samus.
Jargon driven but still digestible to the newcomer, with just the subtle hint of dark toilet humor and shame. Masterpiece.
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Jargon driven but still digestible to the newcomer, with just the subtle hint of dark toilet humor and shame. Masterpiece.
"OK, Boomer" got recontextualized.
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"OK, Boomer" got recontextualized.
Most people would have you make Night Puncher or draw the character lineup. Me, a connoisseur, would ask you to manufacture an in-universe fighting tournament *controversy* surrounding Night Puncher. Make it cringe. People got banned, game got patched, it was so bad. People call "the incident".
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Most people would have you make Night Puncher or draw the character lineup. Me, a connoisseur, would ask you to manufacture an in-universe fighting tournament *controversy* surrounding Night Puncher. Make it cringe. People got banned, game got patched, it was so bad. People call "the incident".
I would happily provide deeply frustrated contradictory posts in the comment sections of that wiki. It would be an honor.
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I would happily provide deeply frustrated contradictory posts in the comment sections of that wiki. It would be an honor.
"Who? Rey? Naw, man, she's cool. She seems a little uptight when its time for business, but after hours and a few drinks she'll show off her Dark Side. She don't get kronk, but find some good music and she'll get a little Sith-y."
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"Who? Rey? Naw, man, she's cool. She seems a little uptight when its time for business, but after hours and a few drinks she'll show off her Dark Side. She don't get kronk, but find some good music and she'll get a little Sith-y."
These two would 100% park a trailer on cinder blocks on the X-mansion lawn and grill out in front.
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
These two would 100% park a trailer on cinder blocks on the X-mansion lawn and grill out in front.
Studios and advertisers need a profound regulatory bitchslap to put an end to the "no such thing as bad publicity" era. No regulation of content, but regulation of management processes so that better people get to make better decisions about content.
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Studios and advertisers need a profound regulatory bitchslap to put an end to the "no such thing as bad publicity" era. No regulation of content, but regulation of management processes so that better people get to make better decisions about content.
Hunter: [Stares. Makes some interested contemplative noises.]
Ghost: [reconfigures shape such that its central eye module is framed by two parts of its shell meant to resemble angry eyebrows.]
Ghost: [reconfigures shape such that its central eye module is framed by two parts of its shell meant to resemble angry eyebrows.]
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Hunter: [Stares. Makes some interested contemplative noises.]
Ghost: [reconfigures shape such that its central eye module is framed by two parts of its shell meant to resemble angry eyebrows.]
Ghost: [reconfigures shape such that its central eye module is framed by two parts of its shell meant to resemble angry eyebrows.]
Hunter: "Wow...so Eris is lookin' kinda-"
Ghost: "No."
Hunter: "What?"
Ghost: "No. Its a bad idea. You don't need a goth girlfriend *that* badly."
Hunter: "I was just saying...that...the bikini and the loincloth..."
Ghost: "What? Bring out her eyes? All *three* of them? Three inhuman eldritch eyes?"
Ghost: "No."
Hunter: "What?"
Ghost: "No. Its a bad idea. You don't need a goth girlfriend *that* badly."
Hunter: "I was just saying...that...the bikini and the loincloth..."
Ghost: "What? Bring out her eyes? All *three* of them? Three inhuman eldritch eyes?"
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hunter: "Wow...so Eris is lookin' kinda-"
Ghost: "No."
Hunter: "What?"
Ghost: "No. Its a bad idea. You don't need a goth girlfriend *that* badly."
Hunter: "I was just saying...that...the bikini and the loincloth..."
Ghost: "What? Bring out her eyes? All *three* of them? Three inhuman eldritch eyes?"
Ghost: "No."
Hunter: "What?"
Ghost: "No. Its a bad idea. You don't need a goth girlfriend *that* badly."
Hunter: "I was just saying...that...the bikini and the loincloth..."
Ghost: "What? Bring out her eyes? All *three* of them? Three inhuman eldritch eyes?"
Same, Spiderman. Same.
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Same, Spiderman. Same.
I miss this series so much. You made everyone look so good!
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I miss this series so much. You made everyone look so good!
"Can you please turn that down?"
"Oh! Sorry! Is it bothering you?"
"Its not that it bothers me, its that its too awesome and now I can't focus on anything else. I wanna get things done but your sick tunes make me just drift contentedly in the ocean of your cool vibes."
"Oh. Word."
"Oh! Sorry! Is it bothering you?"
"Its not that it bothers me, its that its too awesome and now I can't focus on anything else. I wanna get things done but your sick tunes make me just drift contentedly in the ocean of your cool vibes."
"Oh. Word."
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"Can you please turn that down?"
"Oh! Sorry! Is it bothering you?"
"Its not that it bothers me, its that its too awesome and now I can't focus on anything else. I wanna get things done but your sick tunes make me just drift contentedly in the ocean of your cool vibes."
"Oh. Word."
"Oh! Sorry! Is it bothering you?"
"Its not that it bothers me, its that its too awesome and now I can't focus on anything else. I wanna get things done but your sick tunes make me just drift contentedly in the ocean of your cool vibes."
"Oh. Word."
The true source of Dark Samus's envy and enmity. She covets True Samus's game.
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The true source of Dark Samus's envy and enmity. She covets True Samus's game.
"Hey, man... You're the one making it weird, ok?"
I'm sure that'll do the trick.
I'm sure that'll do the trick.
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
"Hey, man... You're the one making it weird, ok?"
I'm sure that'll do the trick.
I'm sure that'll do the trick.
The girl in the picture is smiling that big because someone just told her no one will try to sleep with her once that photo goes out. "Promise?" she asks, voice full of hope.
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The girl in the picture is smiling that big because someone just told her no one will try to sleep with her once that photo goes out. "Promise?" she asks, voice full of hope.
I am so tempted to make a fan parody edit. Add a word balloon to the 2nd frame of the lady at her computer that says "Nhhh...She's so hot... So frickin' hot. Oh my gaaawwwddd!" Then change the last frame's word balloon to read "OH SHIT YOU'RE *HERE!*"
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I am so tempted to make a fan parody edit. Add a word balloon to the 2nd frame of the lady at her computer that says "Nhhh...She's so hot... So frickin' hot. Oh my gaaawwwddd!" Then change the last frame's word balloon to read "OH SHIT YOU'RE *HERE!*"
I want to sit in on the next pitch meeting. If 10 minutes passes without mention of Cass/Laura, then I'll stand up dramatically and bellow out "COWARDS!" and slam an art piece of them together on the table. I glare and yell "COWARDS!" louder and louder to interrupt any objections.
November 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I want to sit in on the next pitch meeting. If 10 minutes passes without mention of Cass/Laura, then I'll stand up dramatically and bellow out "COWARDS!" and slam an art piece of them together on the table. I glare and yell "COWARDS!" louder and louder to interrupt any objections.
Skill issue. Multiwindow a bunch of fics at once and link the scrolling. Force yourself to keep up reading line by line of each at the same pace. Do not stop scrolling. Do not stop reading. Do not stop absorbing. Do not stop feeling. Multiread your multiship and multifeel all your multidrama.
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Skill issue. Multiwindow a bunch of fics at once and link the scrolling. Force yourself to keep up reading line by line of each at the same pace. Do not stop scrolling. Do not stop reading. Do not stop absorbing. Do not stop feeling. Multiread your multiship and multifeel all your multidrama.
Gorgeous art. Absolutely vivid and engaging.
Must not make lewd joke. Must not make lewd joke. Must not make lewd joke.
"I think you'd love how it feels. Do you want to hold it?"
DAMNIT! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!
Must not make lewd joke. Must not make lewd joke. Must not make lewd joke.
"I think you'd love how it feels. Do you want to hold it?"
DAMNIT! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Gorgeous art. Absolutely vivid and engaging.
Must not make lewd joke. Must not make lewd joke. Must not make lewd joke.
"I think you'd love how it feels. Do you want to hold it?"
DAMNIT! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!
Must not make lewd joke. Must not make lewd joke. Must not make lewd joke.
"I think you'd love how it feels. Do you want to hold it?"
DAMNIT! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!
I actually see this as a bit more egregious since that should make him even *more* aware of the dynamic in play. He definitely should have had Dick say something along the lines of "You should talk to Cass sometime. Or *not talk*, I guess. Have a conversation of silently understanding each other."
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I actually see this as a bit more egregious since that should make him even *more* aware of the dynamic in play. He definitely should have had Dick say something along the lines of "You should talk to Cass sometime. Or *not talk*, I guess. Have a conversation of silently understanding each other."