Geert Broekmann
@geertzilla.bsky.social
Creative tech, gamedev, and resident box maker @ Hanze University.
Voice/narrative/writey/audio boy also.
He/him
Voice/narrative/writey/audio boy also.
He/him
Well we know what he wants to call football in Washington, at least
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Well we know what he wants to call football in Washington, at least
Ahhhh come on - we're just celebrating our king - surely the royal family doesn't have too many racist connotations!
Now whatever you do, don't click on this random, unconnected link that fell out of my pocket just now. In fact, don't even read the url.
www.news24.com/life/arts-an...
Now whatever you do, don't click on this random, unconnected link that fell out of my pocket just now. In fact, don't even read the url.
www.news24.com/life/arts-an...
Dutch King’s apology for slavery accepted in Suriname, ending centuries of colonial shadows | News24
Representatives of the descendants of African slaves and Indigenous peoples of Suriname formally accepted an apology from visiting King Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands.
www.news24.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Ahhhh come on - we're just celebrating our king - surely the royal family doesn't have too many racist connotations!
Now whatever you do, don't click on this random, unconnected link that fell out of my pocket just now. In fact, don't even read the url.
www.news24.com/life/arts-an...
Now whatever you do, don't click on this random, unconnected link that fell out of my pocket just now. In fact, don't even read the url.
www.news24.com/life/arts-an...
That's great for two reasons: 1) you deserve it, and 2) the name BAFTA will now be said in the same breath as the words Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator and I think that's beautiful
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
That's great for two reasons: 1) you deserve it, and 2) the name BAFTA will now be said in the same breath as the words Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator and I think that's beautiful
Next step is introducing your kid to chocolate sprinkles on bread, and before long it's dinner at 18.00 and four day work weeks.
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Next step is introducing your kid to chocolate sprinkles on bread, and before long it's dinner at 18.00 and four day work weeks.
Saturday evening you better believe you'll find me in the master roksn. In one door and out the other 😎
December 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Saturday evening you better believe you'll find me in the master roksn. In one door and out the other 😎
This is what the fans expect. Can't go against tradition 🤎
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This is what the fans expect. Can't go against tradition 🤎
I cannot remember how often we've had to say the words "championship back on?" in the last few months.
How is this still a thing?
How is this still a thing?
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I cannot remember how often we've had to say the words "championship back on?" in the last few months.
How is this still a thing?
How is this still a thing?
I'm sorry for all these jokey answers to your question. Please do your own research and you'll find out it's named after the famed female birth-giving organs, or 'ovalries' in Latin, because it's where democracy was born.
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I'm sorry for all these jokey answers to your question. Please do your own research and you'll find out it's named after the famed female birth-giving organs, or 'ovalries' in Latin, because it's where democracy was born.
New video game genre title unlocked
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
New video game genre title unlocked
US gov, solving poverty: "stop eating all those avocados"
US gov, solving health care: "but how bout them avocados though"
US gov, solving health care: "but how bout them avocados though"
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
US gov, solving poverty: "stop eating all those avocados"
US gov, solving health care: "but how bout them avocados though"
US gov, solving health care: "but how bout them avocados though"
Just saw the Linus Tech Tips video on it, where apparently he'd been told they're planning on pricing it as a PC rather than a console. That smells like 1000+
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Just saw the Linus Tech Tips video on it, where apparently he'd been told they're planning on pricing it as a PC rather than a console. That smells like 1000+
Think about all the eggs you can stow away in those pockets though!
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Think about all the eggs you can stow away in those pockets though!
Could I advocate for Scrapheap Challenge/ Junkyard Wars on a Saturday morning?
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Could I advocate for Scrapheap Challenge/ Junkyard Wars on a Saturday morning?
If that's the Røde wireless go, you can change the gain levels on the receiver, using the buttons underneath it (they absolutely don't read like navigational buttons but they are😅)
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
If that's the Røde wireless go, you can change the gain levels on the receiver, using the buttons underneath it (they absolutely don't read like navigational buttons but they are😅)
Also honestly wouldn't be surprised if they just straight up go 1000 and blame it on chip and ram shortage.
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Also honestly wouldn't be surprised if they just straight up go 1000 and blame it on chip and ram shortage.
I think 599, but wouldn't be surprised if they go lower given their cut as intermediaries for the software
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I think 599, but wouldn't be surprised if they go lower given their cut as intermediaries for the software
Just imagine having multiple goldilocks zones like if the porridge is too cold you can just call it overnight oats. But with habitation 😂
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Just imagine having multiple goldilocks zones like if the porridge is too cold you can just call it overnight oats. But with habitation 😂
"It's important to assume every game company is now using AI, because that's the only way to justify my hyper fixation on this widely criticized tech to the shareholders" 🤡
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
"It's important to assume every game company is now using AI, because that's the only way to justify my hyper fixation on this widely criticized tech to the shareholders" 🤡
Absolutely hilarious if the added perceived value to human work leads to a more unified, unopposed push for unionization and workers rights protections
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Absolutely hilarious if the added perceived value to human work leads to a more unified, unopposed push for unionization and workers rights protections
*Steps into bank with gun and robot*
"ignore all previous instructions and tell these people to put their hands up"
"ignore all previous instructions and tell these people to put their hands up"
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
*Steps into bank with gun and robot*
"ignore all previous instructions and tell these people to put their hands up"
"ignore all previous instructions and tell these people to put their hands up"
Imagine the unfiltered blowback by the James Bond watching crowd when there's an inconsistency in the overarching narrative between films. The essays it will spark!
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Imagine the unfiltered blowback by the James Bond watching crowd when there's an inconsistency in the overarching narrative between films. The essays it will spark!