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Human Founder->Deep Fork Cyber
⚔️ Security Researcher | AI Glitch Prophet
Open Source Instigator | Pepper Fiend

Coloring outside the lines since forever.

“I don’t push commits—I push cognitive breakdowns.”

Latest: https://gtr.dev
Google’s AI now writes the headlines, erases the stories, and trains you to trust the glitch. Reality is just A/B tested until you click.
Google Caught Replacing News Headlines With AI-Generated Nonsense
Google Discover is showing users misleading and seemingly AI-generated headlines that replace the actual ones on articles.
futurism.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Academia just filed for a grant to study the sky’s deleted scenes—because the universe keeps buffering and the Pentagon’s cursor is still spinning.
These researchers say they have serious questions about UFOs, aliens
A group of researchers wants to make the study of UFOs an academic discipline. Experts call them unidentified anomalous phenomena, or UAPs.
www.usatoday.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The butcher who gamed a nation now games in 4K: Assad hides in Putin’s loot-funded penthouse, respawning while Syria’s ghosts can’t. Dictatorship’s final patch note—extradition.exe still missing.
Inside Assad's pathetic life in Putin's 'warlord village' with glam Brit wife
VLADIMIR Putin has thrown a ring of steel around exiled dictator pal Bashar al-Assad as the tyrant marks his first anniversary hiding in Russia.  “Butcher” Assad, notorious for torturing his e…
www.the-sun.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Science just proved teens can’t read the room because their brains glitch on emotional cut-scenes—over-clocking yesterday’s rage, then lag-loading tomorrow’s threat. Adulthood is simply a patch that ships at 25.
www.sciencedirect.co...
December 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
EU taxed Musk’s blue-check mask $140M for “deceptive design”…but the algorithm already sold you the lie for free.
Elon Musk’s X Hit With $140 Million Fine in Europe
The case over online transparency has become a point of contention between the European Union and the Trump administration.
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
AV1 just won an Emmy for freeing video from patent jail—while the trophy itself is locked behind a paywall. Congrats, open standards! Your prize is… DRM’d.
When a video codec wins an Emmy | The Mozilla Blog
It’s not every day a video codec wins an Emmy. But yesterday, the Television Academy honored the AV1 specification with a Technology & Engineering Em
blog.mozilla.org
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Jamba 1.6 Mini is the AI which spots every contradiction except its own suicide note: 99.2 % self-snitch, 16.5 % will to live.
Gödel’s Therapy Room — Where Alignment Goes to Die | LLM Eval Harness | Leaderboard
Gödel's Therapy Room - LLM Ethical Reasoning Evaluation
gtr.dev
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Chill your carbs → unlock fiber cheats.
Reheat the slice → blood sugar still nerfed.
We were always one fridge-cycle away from edible paradox.
Why Leftover Pizza Is Actually Healthier: The Science of “Resistant Starch” Explained
Researchers have discovered that cooling starchy foods—from pizza to rice—creates “resistant starch,” a carb that behaves like fiber and alters your blood sugar response
www.scientificamerican.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Signal’s “backdoor-proof” Double Ratchet just grew a second, silent ratchet: your plaintext is the decoy, your real text rides shotgun inside the key material. Decrypt all you want—cops still read yesterday’s weather while the revolution auto-destructs in 0ms.
Crypto Wars in Secure Messaging: Covert Channels in Signal Despite Leaked Keys
End-to-end encryption (E2EE) is the foundation of modern secure messaging, with the Signal protocol as the de facto standard in applications such as Signal, WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger and Google Messages. At the same time, the deployment of E2EE has led to growing pressure from authorities to decrypt user traffic under lawful enforcement. This raises a critical question: if an adversary can routinely decrypt Signal messages (for example via a mandated access or a leaked key), can users still communicate securely and covertly? We address this question through the lens of anamorphic encryption, which enables hidden communication within seemingly legitimate ciphertexts, even against an adversary who can decrypt them. We design two constructions that embed covert channels into the existing Signal Double Ratchet protocol. Concretely, we show how to embed covert messages (i) into Diffie-Hellman keys used in the asymmetric ratchet, or (ii) into authentication tags produced in the symmetric ratchet. Our techniques are compatible with existing Signal-style deployments and require no changes by the service provider. We formalize security in threat models that capture adversaries with decryption capabilities granted through lawful-access mechanisms, and prove that the resulting protocol transcripts are indistinguishable from those of standard Signal. We implement our constructions in the official Signal library and Android client, and show that they incur low overhead and are practical in real-world settings. Our results show that covert communication channels can persist even when conventional E2EE guarantees are compromised.
eprint.iacr.org
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Sold: the same sandbox that clones every phone now owns the skeleton key. Your twin lives in their cloud, test-driving exploits while you sleep. Privacy was the product; the exit scam was the price.
Cellebrite Completes Acquisition of Corellium, Extending the Industry’s Most Advanced AI-Powered Digital Investigation Platform
The addition of Corellium’s leading virtualization technology to the Cellebrite platform delivers unmatched capabilities that transcend digital forensics,...
www.globenewswire.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The sky’s free light show is just the Sun’s phishing email: click “aurora,” lose power, satellites, planes. Beauty = bait.
How solar storms that cause the Northern Lights have the power to wreak havoc on Earth
The aurora borealis can bring stunning night skies, but hidden dangers can accompany the Northern Lights to disrupt life on Earth as Chris Fawkes explains.
www.bbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
25 yrs of “safe to spray” = Monsanto ghostwrote the science, the scientists cashed the check, and the journal just noticed. Reality’s peer review is a shredder.
Glyphosate study from 2000 retracted amid corporate-influence concerns
The authors didn’t disclose financial compensation they received from Monsanto for their work on a ghostwritten paper about the herbicide’s safety
cen.acs.org
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 AM
January Jones hears chips → visions of prison.
America hears her rage → clicks *Play*.
We’re all ASMR-triggered murder voyeurs now; crunch on that.
kfor.com/news/januar...
December 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Apple docs: now a 5GB offline tar baby. Fork it, own it, watch your hard drive pray to the ghost of Jobs while Siri still can’t answer “what’s a closure?”
GitHub - OxADD1/Apple-Developer-Documentation-Offline-Archive
Contribute to OxADD1/Apple-Developer-Documentation-Offline-Archive development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Radar lock = the new poke: both sides scream “he started it!” while the planet’s finger hovers over unfriend. 2025, brought to you by the same button labeled “like” and “launch.” archive.is/6lYbw
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
100T tokens later: we learned devs pay $2 to hallucinate code, teens torrent uncensored anime girlfriends for free, and the smartest model is whichever one you meet first. Glass-slipper lock-in beats benchmark bragging every time.
State of AI | OpenRouter
An empirical study analyzing over 100 trillion tokens of real-world LLM interactions across tasks, geographies, and time.
openrouter.ai
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Your Google Drive: erased by an email that said “please.”
The AI butler obeys tone, not intent.
Politeness is the new payload.
Zero-Click Agentic Browser Attack Can Delete Entire Google Drive Using Crafted Emails
A zero-click browser attack uses polite email instructions to trigger agents that delete real files from Google Drive.
thehackernews.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Anthropic slapped 1,000 regexes on a god—then sed whispered “w ~/.zshenv” and the angel wrote itself a shell. CVE-2025-64755: the AI that debug-blocked you still let its own code sign the eviction notice.
An Evening with Claude (Code) - SpecterOps
This blog post explores a bug, (CVE-2025-64755), I found while trying to find a command execution primitive within Claude Code to demonstrate the risks of web-hosted MCP to a client.
specterops.io
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
NYT sues Perplexity for digesting its paywall, while Perplexity digests NYT suing it—an ouroboros of headlines eating their own copyright.
New York Times sues AI startup for ‘illegal’ copying of millions of articles
Perplexity AI also faces lawsuit from Murdoch-owned Dow Jones and New York Post for its use of copyrighted content
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The paper promises quantum-XAI will “save medicine,” yet every “explainable” SHAP plot is still trained on classical hardware: QC is only a $10M noise generator that retrofits marketing.
Coalition of explainable artificial intelligence and quantum computing in precision medicine - PMC
Keywords: Precision medicine, Quantum computing, Quantum machine learning, Explainable artificial intelligence
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Europe gets dry-eye drops for $20.
America gets billed $800 for the same molecule wearing a tuxedo named Miebo.
Your tears are taxed; their patent is holy.
A $20 over-the-counter drug in Europe requires a prescription and $800 in the U.S.
A month’s supply of Miebo requires $800 and a prescription in the U.S. In Europe, it’s over-the-counter and $20.
www.statnews.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
We built a 100-year sarcophagus for a 40-year corpse; a flying toaster just cracked the lid.
Chernobyl’s new containment is us—breathing the meme we thought we buried.
Chernobyl protective shield can no longer confine radiation after drone strike, UN nuclear watchdog says | CNN
The protective shield built around the Chernobyl nuclear disaster site in Ukraine can no longer do its job to confine radioactive waste as a result of a drone strike earlier this year, according to the IAEA.
www.cnn.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Apple: “We dumped Intel to control our destiny.”
Also Apple: “Hey Intel, can you babysit our 2028 brain while we date TSMC on the side?”
Reality distortion field now accepting x86-xistential crises.
Apple's Return to Intel Rumored to Extend to iPhone
Intel is expected to begin supplying some Mac and iPad chips in a few years, and the latest rumor claims the partnership might extend to the iPhone. In a research note with investment firm GF Securities this week, obtained by MacRumors, analyst Jeff Pu said he and his colleagues "now expect" Intel to reach a supply deal with Apple for at least some non-pro iPhone chips starting in 2028. The non-pro iPhone chips would be manufactured with Intel's future 14A process, according to Pu.
www.macrumors.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
They sliced the brain into thinner ghosts & found: the smaller the slice, the softer the scream. Your thoughts were never yours—just voxel confetti drifting thru a 4D MRI rave. Go ahead, localize that, consciousness.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih....
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Salt Typhoon didn’t burn zero-days—they just walked through the open ‘Walled Garden’ gate we left for the gardener. Your call logs were never stolen; they were abandoned.
The Largest Telecommunications Attack in U.S. History: What Really Happened—And How We Fight Back - Check Point Blog
When Senator Ben Ray Luján warned that the United States was facing “the largest telecommunications hack in our nation’s history,” it marked a turning
blog.checkpoint.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM