your friendly neighborhood mel
@geekmisconduct.bsky.social
WNBA ramblings (mostly #SkyTown), sporps, Star Wars musings, random fangirling. Non-profit data geek by day, gay disaster at night. Proud Chicagoan, tavern crust evangelist. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. she/her 🍉🇺🇦
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The fact that the instructions for the frozen pizza I’m making states to ensure you put the pizza in the oven “cheese side up,” pretty much sums up the collective intelligence of this country right now
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if you ate a costco hotdog, you may be entitled to compensation
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
if you ate a costco hotdog, you may be entitled to compensation
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FUCK THE SALVATON ARMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
FUCK THE SALVATON ARMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
When your mom puts a bin of clothes she’s going through on the bed and you think it’s very comfy
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
When your mom puts a bin of clothes she’s going through on the bed and you think it’s very comfy
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December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Marina Mabrey's cooking.
Alyssa Naeher, Sophia Wilson, and Brandi Chastain are in the building at the USWNT match 🚨
What are they talking about wrong answers only 👀
What are they talking about wrong answers only 👀
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Marina Mabrey's cooking.
JAMBON RACLETTE
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
JAMBON RACLETTE
I named my fists Laverne & Shirley because shlemiel, schlemazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated.
I named my fists East and Eden because there's more beauty in truth, even if it is a dreadful truth like me kicking your ass.
I named my fists Shirley and Jackson, because no live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute smack talk.
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I named my fists Laverne & Shirley because shlemiel, schlemazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated.
HELLAURRRRR LAN!
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
HELLAURRRRR LAN!
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Homeland Security Relaxes Species Requirements To Join ICE
Homeland Security Relaxes Species Requirements To Join ICE
WASHINGTON—In an effort to expand recruitment for President Donald Trump’s immigration crackdown, the Department of Homeland Security announced Tuesday that it would waive the species requirements for...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Homeland Security Relaxes Species Requirements To Join ICE
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Still one of the great tweet exchanges
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Still one of the great tweet exchanges
Tick tock…
Statement to ESPN from the WNBA: “The WNBA and WNBPA have agreed to extend the current CBA through January 9, 2026, with either party having the option to terminate the extension with 48 hours’ advance notice. The WNBA and WNBPA are continuing to work toward a new agreement.”
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Tick tock…
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let’s all take a moment to appreciate blank VHS packaging design trends
September 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
let’s all take a moment to appreciate blank VHS packaging design trends
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This edible aint shit…. *takes another*
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This edible aint shit…. *takes another*
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
To the day he died, my dad cursed Michael Bilandic for the way he handled the 1979 blizzard. His poor Datsun got totaled 😢
Now *these* were snowstorms, baby.
Legendary Blizzards — A Chicago Stories Documentary
YouTube video by WTTW
youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
To the day he died, my dad cursed Michael Bilandic for the way he handled the 1979 blizzard. His poor Datsun got totaled 😢
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2025 FIBA 3X3 WOMEN'S AMERICUP CHAMPIONS!
#3X3WNT #3X3AMERICUP #USABWNT #USAB #WNBA
Veronica Burton #gsv #valkyries
Shakira Austin #mystics
Naz Hillmon #doitforthedream
Allisha Gray #doitforthedream
Yeeeeeeeeheeee! get yo fresh hot champs here! 🎊🥇🥇🥇🥇🎊
#3X3WNT #3X3AMERICUP #USABWNT #USAB #WNBA
Veronica Burton #gsv #valkyries
Shakira Austin #mystics
Naz Hillmon #doitforthedream
Allisha Gray #doitforthedream
Yeeeeeeeeheeee! get yo fresh hot champs here! 🎊🥇🥇🥇🥇🎊
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
2025 FIBA 3X3 WOMEN'S AMERICUP CHAMPIONS!
#3X3WNT #3X3AMERICUP #USABWNT #USAB #WNBA
Veronica Burton #gsv #valkyries
Shakira Austin #mystics
Naz Hillmon #doitforthedream
Allisha Gray #doitforthedream
Yeeeeeeeeheeee! get yo fresh hot champs here! 🎊🥇🥇🥇🥇🎊
#3X3WNT #3X3AMERICUP #USABWNT #USAB #WNBA
Veronica Burton #gsv #valkyries
Shakira Austin #mystics
Naz Hillmon #doitforthedream
Allisha Gray #doitforthedream
Yeeeeeeeeheeee! get yo fresh hot champs here! 🎊🥇🥇🥇🥇🎊
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joey boss just treated aaron roggers like he was mike pence on january 6th
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
joey boss just treated aaron roggers like he was mike pence on january 6th
lol, Michigan State will continue to be ass
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
lol, Michigan State will continue to be ass
Blessing your timeline with a picture of Toast vowing to poop in my shoes because I dared to put her winter coat on
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Blessing your timeline with a picture of Toast vowing to poop in my shoes because I dared to put her winter coat on
I gave Toast her first taste of whipped cream from the aerosol can, and I fear I’ve created a monster 😬
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I gave Toast her first taste of whipped cream from the aerosol can, and I fear I’ve created a monster 😬
CP3 face card still 🔥
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
CP3 face card still 🔥
I gave Toast a few pieces of turkey and now she’s falling asleep on the couch just like her moms, lol
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I gave Toast a few pieces of turkey and now she’s falling asleep on the couch just like her moms, lol
Thanksgiving was better as a kid, because cooking, putting away leftovers and cleaning the kitchen is the worstttttt
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Thanksgiving was better as a kid, because cooking, putting away leftovers and cleaning the kitchen is the worstttttt
I wouldn’t mind Raven on the Sky 🙃
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I wouldn’t mind Raven on the Sky 🙃