Kalmbach 🔜 MFF, F2
@gdkalmbach.bsky.social
Amateur photographer, voice actor, and scribbler.
Volunteer railroader, professional machinist.
Also snow leopard.
May contain adult content, sarcasm
Male, single, bi, 1985
Chicago area.
INTP-A
t.me/GD_Kalmbach
www.youtube.com/c/SynchroScore
Volunteer railroader, professional machinist.
Also snow leopard.
May contain adult content, sarcasm
Male, single, bi, 1985
Chicago area.
INTP-A
t.me/GD_Kalmbach
www.youtube.com/c/SynchroScore
If I'm spending $100k on a personal vehicle it had better have at least 12 cylinders.
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If I'm spending $100k on a personal vehicle it had better have at least 12 cylinders.
I've always loved this one. Not in Chicago, but found at random a number of years ago while making a delivery in Bedford Park.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I've always loved this one. Not in Chicago, but found at random a number of years ago while making a delivery in Bedford Park.
I mean, I'd say that's fairly badass also! I've long had a thing for organ music, for whatever reason. Even including it in a few of my videos.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I mean, I'd say that's fairly badass also! I've long had a thing for organ music, for whatever reason. Even including it in a few of my videos.
You just died. The 6th picture in your roll is what killed you.
Okay, counting back from the top, this seems weirdly plausible, from a scary movie.
Okay, counting back from the top, this seems weirdly plausible, from a scary movie.
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
You just died. The 6th picture in your roll is what killed you.
Okay, counting back from the top, this seems weirdly plausible, from a scary movie.
Okay, counting back from the top, this seems weirdly plausible, from a scary movie.
When somebody completely misses the joke.
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
When somebody completely misses the joke.
"you'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"you'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
I would not be at all surprised if that stupid goldbrick got confused by it.
*shows off his own ribbon rack*
*shows off his own ribbon rack*
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I would not be at all surprised if that stupid goldbrick got confused by it.
*shows off his own ribbon rack*
*shows off his own ribbon rack*
Anybody else have that giggly feeling when you see two creators you really like team up?
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Anybody else have that giggly feeling when you see two creators you really like team up?
I am also the streetcar.
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I am also the streetcar.
Post a movie that takes place where you're from.
Even though only a small bit of it was actually shot here, it's still something we're kinda proud of. Party on!
Even though only a small bit of it was actually shot here, it's still something we're kinda proud of. Party on!
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Post a movie that takes place where you're from.
Even though only a small bit of it was actually shot here, it's still something we're kinda proud of. Party on!
Even though only a small bit of it was actually shot here, it's still something we're kinda proud of. Party on!
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Great Hall, great backdrop.
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Great Hall, great backdrop.
Good morning from Uptown!
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Good morning from Uptown!
I love transit-oriented pizza.
Aurelio's, Downers Grove
Aurelio's, Downers Grove
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I love transit-oriented pizza.
Aurelio's, Downers Grove
Aurelio's, Downers Grove
The snow leopard is noted for its stocky build and thick fur.
I am glad to fit the pattern.
I am glad to fit the pattern.
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The snow leopard is noted for its stocky build and thick fur.
I am glad to fit the pattern.
I am glad to fit the pattern.
Pretty sure this account is bogus.
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Pretty sure this account is bogus.
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Always nice to see a playful bunn. And yes, frighten off the obnoxious prudes! You don't have to enjoy porn, but don't bother anybody else about it.
Let me help you with that, while we're at it.
Let me help you with that, while we're at it.
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Always nice to see a playful bunn. And yes, frighten off the obnoxious prudes! You don't have to enjoy porn, but don't bother anybody else about it.
Let me help you with that, while we're at it.
Let me help you with that, while we're at it.
This is your reminder that the Religious Right decided to focus on abortion as an issue because they didn't think they could make it just on racism.
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This is your reminder that the Religious Right decided to focus on abortion as an issue because they didn't think they could make it just on racism.
Apparently there's a beaver near my workplace.
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Apparently there's a beaver near my workplace.