Gareth Cartman
@garethcartman.bsky.social
I ride bikes, write books about riding bikes (We Rode All Day, Walko, Koblet & Kubler and soon - We Rode All Night), wrote for The Road Book in 2024, I run a recruitment agency (theexample.co.uk) and suffer Everton FC.
Also I am holding off on editing the Wikipedia page where McGann's falsehoods are lazily repeated. All in good time...
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Also I am holding off on editing the Wikipedia page where McGann's falsehoods are lazily repeated. All in good time...
Shouldn't have had that half-time pie...
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Shouldn't have had that half-time pie...
Much better. Instead of no jobs there will be some jobs.
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Much better. Instead of no jobs there will be some jobs.
And not an iPhone in sight. We really are the best.
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 AM
And not an iPhone in sight. We really are the best.
Man Utd game early 90s - some fella in the Gwladys spent the first 45 effing and blinding about Mark Ward. Ward you c***, etc etc. non stop… second half kicks off, he starts again, another fella stands up and shouts “stop fcking swearing you tw*t!!!”
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Man Utd game early 90s - some fella in the Gwladys spent the first 45 effing and blinding about Mark Ward. Ward you c***, etc etc. non stop… second half kicks off, he starts again, another fella stands up and shouts “stop fcking swearing you tw*t!!!”
Yeah, same - just wish we had more players who weren't a process right now!
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Yeah, same - just wish we had more players who weren't a process right now!
Usually Moyes does his research, so I'll trust him for now. But this and Merlin Rohl's injury record look like a lack of research!
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Usually Moyes does his research, so I'll trust him for now. But this and Merlin Rohl's injury record look like a lack of research!
It's insane Dibling doesn't get any game time - or it's more insane we paid £40m for someone who doesn't get game time... was he not scouted? Did nobody watch him?
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It's insane Dibling doesn't get any game time - or it's more insane we paid £40m for someone who doesn't get game time... was he not scouted? Did nobody watch him?
Surely Dyche is going to buy him right?
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Surely Dyche is going to buy him right?
I run a business and BY GOD I have tried to get a £10,000 Pinarello on the taxpayer and it's impossible.
Cannondale, at best.
Cannondale, at best.
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I run a business and BY GOD I have tried to get a £10,000 Pinarello on the taxpayer and it's impossible.
Cannondale, at best.
Cannondale, at best.
Moyes was legging it - that’s going to hurt tomorrow
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Moyes was legging it - that’s going to hurt tomorrow
I mean we’ve all wanted to punch Keane at some point in our lives…
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I mean we’ve all wanted to punch Keane at some point in our lives…
That was a shit Monday morning at school, that was
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
That was a shit Monday morning at school, that was
Keeping his job will be harder
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Keeping his job will be harder
They should be forced to play a one dayer
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
They should be forced to play a one dayer
The death of Bazball…
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
The death of Bazball…
My parents would say it’s been on the decline since the 50s
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 AM
My parents would say it’s been on the decline since the 50s