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gandragem.bsky.social
Gandra
@gandragem.bsky.social
280 followers 320 following 240 posts
Game Designer and 3D art at @hexfroggames.bsky.social
TTRPG player
ele/dele - he/him
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stephencollins.bsky.social
Every ad now
[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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anandamatos.bsky.social
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"Capitalismo verde" significa transformar o Sul global em uma zona de sacrifício gigante para que pessoas ricas nos EUA e na Europa possam dirigir SUVs elétricos.
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
gandragem.bsky.social
Desculpa aos fãs de Pregos de 22,86cm, mas Closer do Ne-Yo é infinitamente melhor.
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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skeet.best
BABIES ARE BORN WORSHIPPING UNKNOWN GODS — DWARF FORTRESS, BUG REPORT #13172
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
A comic in which we open on master artist, god amongst men, creator of Garfield, Jim Davis. He sits at a graphic tablet, drawing his latest masterpeice. There is a look of happiness on his face, but the way he is underlit by the screen tells us something is off. Jim says: "HA HA, 'DID YOU EAT MY LASAGNA,' HA HA" In the next panel we switch to Jim's POV and see what's on the tablet's screen. There is a full colour drawing of Garfield. Jim's hand, holding a stylus, is obscuring part of the image, as he writes in Not-Heathcliff's dialogue. All that is written is "SM" The next panel is the same view, but now the dialogue is complete, and Jim's hand isn't visible, allowing us to see the image --and dialogue-- in full: "SMITE THE NON-BELIEVERS, JIM... BUILD ME A THRONE OF THEIR SKULLS" Final panel. Jim looks as weirdly happy as ever, but now his face is beaded in sweat. There is a beat, before he quietly says "y-yes... master"
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
gandragem.bsky.social
estava sentindo falta disso nessa vasta floresta
"it was the firts time i saw you look at asomeone with such warmth". "more than when i look at you"
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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cabalittle.bsky.social
Bluesky rn
The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
gandragem.bsky.social
Solo levelling na minha balada? Vou ter q farmar aura
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
gandragem.bsky.social
as vezes tudo que eu preciso fazer pra espantar a depressão é ouvir todos os Bondas, um depois do outro.
October 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
gandragem.bsky.social
Mas que caralhos, ocara é um apito
Homem em cima de cum cavalo, com ambos extremamente adornados. O homem ao invés de ter uma cabeça tem um apito vertical.
October 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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guilhernunes.bsky.social
capyberus
painting of a three-headed capybara with a spiked collar on a warm-colored background
October 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
gandragem.bsky.social
Friozinho do caralho, me deixe fazer coisas
October 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
gandragem.bsky.social
São 1 da manhã e uma maritaca decidiu começar a cantar
October 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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oddfish.bsky.social
never forget
October 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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sanpakueyes00.bsky.social
rei ayanami
#BRart #art #paint
September 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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fannvevo.bsky.social
September 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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luisemtpikah.bsky.social
lembrei disso do XY em espanhol
September 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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nebenzinho.is.a.cutie.fyi
Captura de tela de um tweet do perfil "youngest known hag" (@glamdemon2004). O texto do tweet diz: "Lovee the idea of a gambling addiction... what a beautiful thing to have so much hope"
September 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
gandragem.bsky.social
Dormir é para os campeões msm
September 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
gandragem.bsky.social
Batatinha frita bêbado é bom demais
September 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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mightfloat.bsky.social
quando os cara faz o banco que te mata no hollow knight eles sao genios mas na bonfire que explode quando vc acende do dark souls 2 o jogo é ruim
September 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
gandragem.bsky.social
Dormir é para os campeões, e hj eu comecei perdendo
September 19, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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yann-lemos.bsky.social
Fiz um vídeo analisando o novo update do #Godot!

Gostei muito o foco em fixes urgentes, ux e acessibilidade, ao invés de sair tacando mais features na engine.

Especificamente Resources, Inspector e animação ganharam upgrades muito bons!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3st...

#indiebr #indiedev #gamedev
Game Dev Analisa Nova Versão do Godot! v4.5
YouTube video by Yann Lemos
www.youtube.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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tamarutac0.bsky.social
Um militar golpista latino americano condenado pelo resto da vida

Não é pouca coisa

Não é todo dia
September 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
gandragem.bsky.social
nada como uma sonequinha o dia inteiro
September 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM