Matt Holland Author Dot Com
@gallaethamatt.bsky.social
Glorious amateur. Writer. Pulp Idol 2023 finalist. He/Him
Website: http://matthollandauthor.com/
Videos: https://www.youtube.com/@gallaetha_matt/videos
Books: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0753GZ52J?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_rwt_sb_pc_tkin
Website: http://matthollandauthor.com/
Videos: https://www.youtube.com/@gallaetha_matt/videos
Books: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0753GZ52J?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_rwt_sb_pc_tkin
Indigestion, Heartburn, and Upset Stomach. Same as every year then
December 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Indigestion, Heartburn, and Upset Stomach. Same as every year then
Just imagining this horrible little creature doing Sexy Voice (tm) and now I can't stop throwing up
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Just imagining this horrible little creature doing Sexy Voice (tm) and now I can't stop throwing up
I stole this joke from the Mom Can't Cook DCOM podcast, I claim no credit for it. But look at this horrible creature. He's definitely jam randy and it's disgusting
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I stole this joke from the Mom Can't Cook DCOM podcast, I claim no credit for it. But look at this horrible creature. He's definitely jam randy and it's disgusting
What I wouldn't give to be that comfortable
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What I wouldn't give to be that comfortable
The two extremes of music, elevator and tavern
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The two extremes of music, elevator and tavern
It's a kind of elevator
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It's a kind of elevator
From the looks of things there were a few troglodytes there, don't know if they count or not
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
From the looks of things there were a few troglodytes there, don't know if they count or not
This is one of those batshit insane sentences that burrows into my head and rewires my entire brain. Stay tuned to me randomly bringing this up in about five years time (assuming I, or any of us, lives that long)
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This is one of those batshit insane sentences that burrows into my head and rewires my entire brain. Stay tuned to me randomly bringing this up in about five years time (assuming I, or any of us, lives that long)
Elevator Music As Well As Tavern Dot Com
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Elevator Music As Well As Tavern Dot Com
Reposted by Matt Holland Author Dot Com
How is any of this real
November 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
How is any of this real
On the other hand, a focus on elevator music as well as tavern
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
On the other hand, a focus on elevator music as well as tavern
* Incredibly creepy. Fuck's sake. It's a thread now, I can't even sneakily edit it
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
* Incredibly creepy. Fuck's sake. It's a thread now, I can't even sneakily edit it
He's gonna be one of the most misogynistic dickheads in the world as soon as he gets rejected by the woman he's trying to impress
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
He's gonna be one of the most misogynistic dickheads in the world as soon as he gets rejected by the woman he's trying to impress
The link is here in case you don't want to see the working class get clubbed on horseback. If you don't buy all three I'm going to assume that's what you're into, you sick freak
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0753GZ52...
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0753GZ52...
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November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The link is here in case you don't want to see the working class get clubbed on horseback. If you don't buy all three I'm going to assume that's what you're into, you sick freak
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0753GZ52...
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0753GZ52...
A fucking insane statement, but I thought I'd try it anyway
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
A fucking insane statement, but I thought I'd try it anyway
"Get loved, idiot!"
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
"Get loved, idiot!"
The hobbits would approve
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The hobbits would approve