Gaia, Goblin Quing
@gaiagoblin.bsky.social
Terrible Princess, generally disgusting, apart from when I’m asleep, you’d have to ask someone else about that.
I'm probably being sarcastic. I might have misunderstood. No, it's sarcasm. Proper twat.
I'm probably being sarcastic. I might have misunderstood. No, it's sarcasm. Proper twat.
The longer he leaves it, the worse it gets. Onion-tombola is go. He’s not having the printer or the cactus, they just sit on that cabinet.
December 22, 2023 at 7:25 AM
The longer he leaves it, the worse it gets. Onion-tombola is go. He’s not having the printer or the cactus, they just sit on that cabinet.
I’m not ‘frigid’, I’m selective.
December 21, 2023 at 9:01 AM
I’m not ‘frigid’, I’m selective.
Ah, I may end up doing more than 'nothing' today. The other place is broken.
December 21, 2023 at 6:34 AM
Ah, I may end up doing more than 'nothing' today. The other place is broken.
Don’t eat that, it’s for Christmas!
(I don’t celebrate Christmas, my fridge usually looks like that, I just don’t want to go to the supermarket while the dickheads are there double-trolleying it.)
(I don’t celebrate Christmas, my fridge usually looks like that, I just don’t want to go to the supermarket while the dickheads are there double-trolleying it.)
December 17, 2023 at 8:01 AM
Don’t eat that, it’s for Christmas!
(I don’t celebrate Christmas, my fridge usually looks like that, I just don’t want to go to the supermarket while the dickheads are there double-trolleying it.)
(I don’t celebrate Christmas, my fridge usually looks like that, I just don’t want to go to the supermarket while the dickheads are there double-trolleying it.)
Another £1.50 Lucky Box. Go on, zoom in and look at the random selection of shite.
December 14, 2023 at 10:24 AM
Another £1.50 Lucky Box. Go on, zoom in and look at the random selection of shite.
No bin drama. Bit of parking fiasco. Here’s my veg-box.
November 17, 2023 at 5:56 PM
No bin drama. Bit of parking fiasco. Here’s my veg-box.
Grim up north guv’nor.
November 9, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Grim up north guv’nor.
Genuinely considering a tactical Ovaltine, I bought a room thermometer, and made a pact with myself that I *will* put the heating on if it’s below 10° in here.
November 9, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Genuinely considering a tactical Ovaltine, I bought a room thermometer, and made a pact with myself that I *will* put the heating on if it’s below 10° in here.
I know it’s only November, but I picked up a little treat for myself while I was out.
November 4, 2023 at 11:48 AM
I know it’s only November, but I picked up a little treat for myself while I was out.
I know I ‘said’ I wasn’t going to buy another £1.50 Lucky Box.
I did anyway.
I did anyway.
October 26, 2023 at 7:13 AM
I know I ‘said’ I wasn’t going to buy another £1.50 Lucky Box.
I did anyway.
I did anyway.
I was excited when this dropped through the letterbox, thinking it might be the new bin-menu.
I still have that to look forward to.
I still have that to look forward to.
October 18, 2023 at 11:29 AM
I was excited when this dropped through the letterbox, thinking it might be the new bin-menu.
I still have that to look forward to.
I still have that to look forward to.
“Reason for stopping smoking?”
October 10, 2023 at 6:46 PM
“Reason for stopping smoking?”
It’s here! My box of rubbish! I’m already dribbling a bit.
October 10, 2023 at 8:17 AM
It’s here! My box of rubbish! I’m already dribbling a bit.
Veg box! Yes, tomato, capsicum and cucumber are fruits. I fucking hate swede, and there’s bastard salad cress again. Still, I’ll eat it all, excited about leek and sprouts.
October 9, 2023 at 4:37 PM
Veg box! Yes, tomato, capsicum and cucumber are fruits. I fucking hate swede, and there’s bastard salad cress again. Still, I’ll eat it all, excited about leek and sprouts.
There has been an incident.
Bincident.
(No, I don’t have anything more productive to do.)
Bincident.
(No, I don’t have anything more productive to do.)
October 6, 2023 at 1:43 PM
There has been an incident.
Bincident.
(No, I don’t have anything more productive to do.)
Bincident.
(No, I don’t have anything more productive to do.)
I wish I was joking. 81 to go.
September 27, 2023 at 2:27 PM
I wish I was joking. 81 to go.
'Snail Flavour Vermicelli'. I'm a proper bog-goblin, I've never been anywhere high-falutin' enough for escargot, but I've heard that the 'flavour' is mostly the garlic-butter? That the snail itself is more of a 'texture'?
September 24, 2023 at 9:03 AM
'Snail Flavour Vermicelli'. I'm a proper bog-goblin, I've never been anywhere high-falutin' enough for escargot, but I've heard that the 'flavour' is mostly the garlic-butter? That the snail itself is more of a 'texture'?
Did myself a minor damage sorting the curtains earlier, and waited until now to teabag it.
September 23, 2023 at 5:55 PM
Did myself a minor damage sorting the curtains earlier, and waited until now to teabag it.
Yeah, Scuttly Pete has been, now I can lock the doors and go full-goblin.
September 22, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Yeah, Scuttly Pete has been, now I can lock the doors and go full-goblin.
The next turn’s a quarter.
September 17, 2023 at 6:10 PM
The next turn’s a quarter.
Look how much rubbish I got for 50p!
I love rubbish. My Dad’s half Womble.
I love rubbish. My Dad’s half Womble.
September 14, 2023 at 8:01 AM
Look how much rubbish I got for 50p!
I love rubbish. My Dad’s half Womble.
I love rubbish. My Dad’s half Womble.
I’m saying nothing. I do get a bit worried if I’m low on incense.
September 13, 2023 at 4:26 PM
I’m saying nothing. I do get a bit worried if I’m low on incense.
My candle supplier stopped making this scent. I am bereft. (I’m also burning plain tealights on top of the last of the wax in the tin…)
September 13, 2023 at 4:03 PM
My candle supplier stopped making this scent. I am bereft. (I’m also burning plain tealights on top of the last of the wax in the tin…)