Gabriel Pickard
@gabrielp.bsky.social
RPG enthusiast, encounter map maker, nerd, ex-chef & abysmal writer. he/him/they
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Find my work at
Roll20: https://marketplace.roll20.net/browse/publisher/64/gabriel-pickard
Drivethru RPG: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher/11919/gabriel-pickard
Wererats are filthy scheming people? How rude. Now I don't know what our disreputable cousins in those crowded cities get up to without a proper tree to gnaw a home into but we don't truck with that kind of talk here. #dnd
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Wererats are filthy scheming people? How rude. Now I don't know what our disreputable cousins in those crowded cities get up to without a proper tree to gnaw a home into but we don't truck with that kind of talk here. #dnd
Goin' down to round town, short folks are friends to me
they live beneath the earth mounds, that's where I will be
beneath the hills, the hills, that's where I shall be
gonna see the cows as small as me!
-Ancient verse fragment sometimes attributed to the hill giants
#DnD
they live beneath the earth mounds, that's where I will be
beneath the hills, the hills, that's where I shall be
gonna see the cows as small as me!
-Ancient verse fragment sometimes attributed to the hill giants
#DnD
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Goin' down to round town, short folks are friends to me
they live beneath the earth mounds, that's where I will be
beneath the hills, the hills, that's where I shall be
gonna see the cows as small as me!
-Ancient verse fragment sometimes attributed to the hill giants
#DnD
they live beneath the earth mounds, that's where I will be
beneath the hills, the hills, that's where I shall be
gonna see the cows as small as me!
-Ancient verse fragment sometimes attributed to the hill giants
#DnD
Like the dystopia, but wish you had and requisite single cybernetic eye and arm to be on a novel cover? Have I got some maps for you. #cyberpunk
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Like the dystopia, but wish you had and requisite single cybernetic eye and arm to be on a novel cover? Have I got some maps for you. #cyberpunk
Hell pockets: Small pocket dimensions of hell 99% of which are still somehow less likely to burn the inside of your mouth than hot pockets according to most infernal culinary grimoires. #DnD
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hell pockets: Small pocket dimensions of hell 99% of which are still somehow less likely to burn the inside of your mouth than hot pockets according to most infernal culinary grimoires. #DnD
Ye olde cracks in the earth. Have a problem? Throw it on down! Leaky cauldron? Right into the crack! Evil artifact? Deep into the earth! Husband snoring? Disappeared into the dark abyss! Nothing that gets tossed down there can possibly come back to haunt us. #dnd
October 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ye olde cracks in the earth. Have a problem? Throw it on down! Leaky cauldron? Right into the crack! Evil artifact? Deep into the earth! Husband snoring? Disappeared into the dark abyss! Nothing that gets tossed down there can possibly come back to haunt us. #dnd
Plagues can't live with them can't live without dealing with the dead from them. Don't want ten thousand undead roaming your street you're gonna need a bigger necropolis! #dnd
October 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Plagues can't live with them can't live without dealing with the dead from them. Don't want ten thousand undead roaming your street you're gonna need a bigger necropolis! #dnd
Sinister black robed monks who only come out after dark, a bell that tolls the moment anyone in a nearby village dies, and a massive dark cathedral with no congregation or lands to support it... #dnd
October 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Sinister black robed monks who only come out after dark, a bell that tolls the moment anyone in a nearby village dies, and a massive dark cathedral with no congregation or lands to support it... #dnd
Sure the forest has grown ancient and twisted, yes it was fed on the foul run off from the unburied dead of dark tyrants twisted legions, and certainly the sun never seems to penetrate there, but cursed? #dnd
October 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Sure the forest has grown ancient and twisted, yes it was fed on the foul run off from the unburied dead of dark tyrants twisted legions, and certainly the sun never seems to penetrate there, but cursed? #dnd
Don't let the local nickname of "Murder Mansion" throw you off if you're thinking of moving in. The names is a very misleading. Many of the people who perished here died in mysterious accidents with no sign of foul play. #dnd
October 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Don't let the local nickname of "Murder Mansion" throw you off if you're thinking of moving in. The names is a very misleading. Many of the people who perished here died in mysterious accidents with no sign of foul play. #dnd
You keep calling us a death cult, we prefer the term funerary sect. I mean yes we do sleep in coffins, and have that skull motif, and our chants perhaps are a bit excessively grim to the uninitiated, but none of that's a crime! Oh its the murder you object to? That's fair. #dnd
October 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
You keep calling us a death cult, we prefer the term funerary sect. I mean yes we do sleep in coffins, and have that skull motif, and our chants perhaps are a bit excessively grim to the uninitiated, but none of that's a crime! Oh its the murder you object to? That's fair. #dnd
Just go through the mirror you said. Its a magic portal, it must go to someplace magical you said. Next time we find a magic mirror break it. #DnD
October 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Just go through the mirror you said. Its a magic portal, it must go to someplace magical you said. Next time we find a magic mirror break it. #DnD
Oh a harvest celebration and we're invited, is it? Nice try. But I'm not going to be wicker manned, fed to the demon of the rows, or fertilize the ground with my blood for next season, no thank you. Not making that mistake a third time. #dnd
October 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oh a harvest celebration and we're invited, is it? Nice try. But I'm not going to be wicker manned, fed to the demon of the rows, or fertilize the ground with my blood for next season, no thank you. Not making that mistake a third time. #dnd
Listen one of two things is gonna happen if we start moving coffin lids. Either its attacked by undead or a passageway that leads down to even more undead. Either way, wiggly dead people. Is that what we really want guys? And your already doing it... #dnd
October 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Listen one of two things is gonna happen if we start moving coffin lids. Either its attacked by undead or a passageway that leads down to even more undead. Either way, wiggly dead people. Is that what we really want guys? And your already doing it... #dnd
Bio-mechanical ship? Weird pods that are beginning to open? I'm gonna stick my head right over that bad boy to see if I can't get a better look. #rpg
October 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Bio-mechanical ship? Weird pods that are beginning to open? I'm gonna stick my head right over that bad boy to see if I can't get a better look. #rpg
Time to pour out the box of little green army men and make so many vehicle and gun sounds you have to wipe the drool from your chin! #rpg
October 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Time to pour out the box of little green army men and make so many vehicle and gun sounds you have to wipe the drool from your chin! #rpg
Sussie if your doll steals my date it'll be a blood bath!
*vampire Dad appearing in a cloud of bats with a toothy smile on his face*
Did someone say blood? You kids wanna go to the blood shrine?
*children cheering*
We'll lets get on down to the shrine where there's blood all the time! #dnd
*vampire Dad appearing in a cloud of bats with a toothy smile on his face*
Did someone say blood? You kids wanna go to the blood shrine?
*children cheering*
We'll lets get on down to the shrine where there's blood all the time! #dnd
September 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Sussie if your doll steals my date it'll be a blood bath!
*vampire Dad appearing in a cloud of bats with a toothy smile on his face*
Did someone say blood? You kids wanna go to the blood shrine?
*children cheering*
We'll lets get on down to the shrine where there's blood all the time! #dnd
*vampire Dad appearing in a cloud of bats with a toothy smile on his face*
Did someone say blood? You kids wanna go to the blood shrine?
*children cheering*
We'll lets get on down to the shrine where there's blood all the time! #dnd
Village to pillage was a series title people! It wasn't intended to be instructional. I come back and now look at what you've done. #dnd
September 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Village to pillage was a series title people! It wasn't intended to be instructional. I come back and now look at what you've done. #dnd
Soaring towers in otherworldly cities on vast oceans of water or fire? I got that, just don't mix the two or the humidity is unbearable. #dnd
September 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Soaring towers in otherworldly cities on vast oceans of water or fire? I got that, just don't mix the two or the humidity is unbearable. #dnd
"Ghosts of the past haunting the ruins? That's just a legend, we have nothing to worry about from them."
"I thought you said we had nothing to worry about!"
"I said from ghost of the past, these are perfectly modern and corporeal monsters that have taken up residence here, proving my point" #dnd
"I thought you said we had nothing to worry about!"
"I said from ghost of the past, these are perfectly modern and corporeal monsters that have taken up residence here, proving my point" #dnd
September 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
"Ghosts of the past haunting the ruins? That's just a legend, we have nothing to worry about from them."
"I thought you said we had nothing to worry about!"
"I said from ghost of the past, these are perfectly modern and corporeal monsters that have taken up residence here, proving my point" #dnd
"I thought you said we had nothing to worry about!"
"I said from ghost of the past, these are perfectly modern and corporeal monsters that have taken up residence here, proving my point" #dnd