Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him)
@gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org
https://linktr.ee/gaberex
MTG Content Creator, Standard Grinder and L1 Judge
Spending too much time in the tank, not enough in the rink.
Top Ranked Mono-Red player at your LGS.
Opinions here are mine alone.
Chronic Shitposter
MTG Content Creator, Standard Grinder and L1 Judge
Spending too much time in the tank, not enough in the rink.
Top Ranked Mono-Red player at your LGS.
Opinions here are mine alone.
Chronic Shitposter
Pinned
3-0 TN with this absolutely INSANE Allies deck. I knew United Front was good but holy crap it legit ended every game that I cast it in tonight. War Balloon is also an incredible card that simply puts the beats on opponents and ends a game.
10/10 deck, will be doing Boros Allies again this format.
10/10 deck, will be doing Boros Allies again this format.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
3-0 TN with this absolutely INSANE Allies deck. I knew United Front was good but holy crap it legit ended every game that I cast it in tonight. War Balloon is also an incredible card that simply puts the beats on opponents and ends a game.
10/10 deck, will be doing Boros Allies again this format.
10/10 deck, will be doing Boros Allies again this format.
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Giveaway!
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Winner will be selected on Sunday 11/30 (choose one of the cards in the photo). Make sure your DM is open.
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To enter:
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November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Giveaway!
To enter:
1️⃣Like
2️⃣Follow
3️⃣Repost
Winner will be selected on Sunday 11/30 (choose one of the cards in the photo). Make sure your DM is open.
Purchase full sets of pixel proxy lands on my Etsy store: etsy.com/shop/AffinityForAnime
To enter:
1️⃣Like
2️⃣Follow
3️⃣Repost
Winner will be selected on Sunday 11/30 (choose one of the cards in the photo). Make sure your DM is open.
Purchase full sets of pixel proxy lands on my Etsy store: etsy.com/shop/AffinityForAnime
Do you like quality products? Do you like saving money? Boy do I have a deal for you...
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Do you like quality products? Do you like saving money? Boy do I have a deal for you...
Upgraded the MTG workbench last night! Special thanks to @onionbug.bsky.social for the @nerdgeargaming.bsky.social code for 5% off the Sanctuary and free Playmat tube.
Now I need to fill this with more mats. I've given away so many. I thought I had more!
Now I need to fill this with more mats. I've given away so many. I thought I had more!
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Upgraded the MTG workbench last night! Special thanks to @onionbug.bsky.social for the @nerdgeargaming.bsky.social code for 5% off the Sanctuary and free Playmat tube.
Now I need to fill this with more mats. I've given away so many. I thought I had more!
Now I need to fill this with more mats. I've given away so many. I thought I had more!
Secret Lair: The Chair Company
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Secret Lair: The Chair Company
Gotta give big ups to my favorite girl lately, Tersa.
I don't know how one doesn't love this card. A hasty rummager that fills the yard for it's threshold ability that lets you reuse the pitched cards.
S+ design here. I play her in Standard and Commander. Absolute house of a card.
I don't know how one doesn't love this card. A hasty rummager that fills the yard for it's threshold ability that lets you reuse the pitched cards.
S+ design here. I play her in Standard and Commander. Absolute house of a card.
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Gotta give big ups to my favorite girl lately, Tersa.
I don't know how one doesn't love this card. A hasty rummager that fills the yard for it's threshold ability that lets you reuse the pitched cards.
S+ design here. I play her in Standard and Commander. Absolute house of a card.
I don't know how one doesn't love this card. A hasty rummager that fills the yard for it's threshold ability that lets you reuse the pitched cards.
S+ design here. I play her in Standard and Commander. Absolute house of a card.
So here's my head cannon: Fleem is the first Innistrad Goblin. Goben was experimenting on Devils and accidentally ended up creating the Planes first goblin.
Because he's not a normal goblin, he embodies less the miscreant goblins of fantasy, and more the misunderstood yet loveable goblins.
Because he's not a normal goblin, he embodies less the miscreant goblins of fantasy, and more the misunderstood yet loveable goblins.
Also, since people asked where Fleem is...remember....Fleem's populairty was a legit surprise for WOTC so it will still take a few months/years to make a promo/ include him in a future in universe magic set. Be patient.
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
So here's my head cannon: Fleem is the first Innistrad Goblin. Goben was experimenting on Devils and accidentally ended up creating the Planes first goblin.
Because he's not a normal goblin, he embodies less the miscreant goblins of fantasy, and more the misunderstood yet loveable goblins.
Because he's not a normal goblin, he embodies less the miscreant goblins of fantasy, and more the misunderstood yet loveable goblins.
In this house. We stan Grandma.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
In this house. We stan Grandma.
Standard night. Running a spicy little brew tn. Will let the class know how it goes.... Modern doesn't fire here on Mondays apparently, so it's the old grindstone for me.
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Standard night. Running a spicy little brew tn. Will let the class know how it goes.... Modern doesn't fire here on Mondays apparently, so it's the old grindstone for me.
Alright Chat. Do I try Modern tonight? Format looks good rn.
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Alright Chat. Do I try Modern tonight? Format looks good rn.
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
I never do these but had the perfect image this time.
I never do these but had the perfect image this time.
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
I never do these but had the perfect image this time.
I never do these but had the perfect image this time.
This shit sucks ass.
There's a weird side mouth taste in it that I hated and idk. Don't buy it. It's not good.
There's a weird side mouth taste in it that I hated and idk. Don't buy it. It's not good.
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This shit sucks ass.
There's a weird side mouth taste in it that I hated and idk. Don't buy it. It's not good.
There's a weird side mouth taste in it that I hated and idk. Don't buy it. It's not good.
Can't wait for Tencent to complete the hostile takeover of a once beloved studio.
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Can't wait for Tencent to complete the hostile takeover of a once beloved studio.
It's physically impossible for me to read Joker anymore in not @markhamillofficial.bsky.social's voice.
Giving vibes of when Joker found out the Red Skull was an actual Nazi.
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It's physically impossible for me to read Joker anymore in not @markhamillofficial.bsky.social's voice.
Universe Beyond: The Simpsons
Dental Plan // Lisa Needs Braces
Destroy all treasures
Or
Create a 0/0 Karnstruct, a Blood Token and you lose 4 life.
Dental Plan // Lisa Needs Braces
Destroy all treasures
Or
Create a 0/0 Karnstruct, a Blood Token and you lose 4 life.
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Universe Beyond: The Simpsons
Dental Plan // Lisa Needs Braces
Destroy all treasures
Or
Create a 0/0 Karnstruct, a Blood Token and you lose 4 life.
Dental Plan // Lisa Needs Braces
Destroy all treasures
Or
Create a 0/0 Karnstruct, a Blood Token and you lose 4 life.
Head Judged my first event today! 52 players for Legacy. What a phenomenal event! Super fun, great games to watch and a second to none community.
Thanks @etbcanada.bsky.social for the opportunity!
Thanks @etbcanada.bsky.social for the opportunity!
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Head Judged my first event today! 52 players for Legacy. What a phenomenal event! Super fun, great games to watch and a second to none community.
Thanks @etbcanada.bsky.social for the opportunity!
Thanks @etbcanada.bsky.social for the opportunity!
Not me going to be working for 13 consecutive days as of Saturday😴...
But 3 of them are Judging so like... Does it really count as work if you love doing it?
Where am I gonna be this Saturday you might ask? @etbcanada.bsky.social Newmarket is hosting a Legacy 3K and I will be head judging!
But 3 of them are Judging so like... Does it really count as work if you love doing it?
Where am I gonna be this Saturday you might ask? @etbcanada.bsky.social Newmarket is hosting a Legacy 3K and I will be head judging!
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Not me going to be working for 13 consecutive days as of Saturday😴...
But 3 of them are Judging so like... Does it really count as work if you love doing it?
Where am I gonna be this Saturday you might ask? @etbcanada.bsky.social Newmarket is hosting a Legacy 3K and I will be head judging!
But 3 of them are Judging so like... Does it really count as work if you love doing it?
Where am I gonna be this Saturday you might ask? @etbcanada.bsky.social Newmarket is hosting a Legacy 3K and I will be head judging!
Me when I see a game being ported to mobile by Netflix instead of a genuine modern console/PC port.
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Me when I see a game being ported to mobile by Netflix instead of a genuine modern console/PC port.
I love getting people to answer this question.
Just yesterday I hear the DING.
God sent it straight into his maw before it cooled.
"Goddamn, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph fuck me!!!!"
I had to get him a popsicle.
God sent it straight into his maw before it cooled.
"Goddamn, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph fuck me!!!!"
I had to get him a popsicle.
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I love getting people to answer this question.
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🚨 ATTENTION 🚨
I'm working on content to demystify competitive Magic, especially for limited formats and I would love to hear from y'all about things you've learned that you wish you'd known before you started playing competitively.
(♥️ + 🔄 helps too)
I'm working on content to demystify competitive Magic, especially for limited formats and I would love to hear from y'all about things you've learned that you wish you'd known before you started playing competitively.
(♥️ + 🔄 helps too)
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
🚨 ATTENTION 🚨
I'm working on content to demystify competitive Magic, especially for limited formats and I would love to hear from y'all about things you've learned that you wish you'd known before you started playing competitively.
(♥️ + 🔄 helps too)
I'm working on content to demystify competitive Magic, especially for limited formats and I would love to hear from y'all about things you've learned that you wish you'd known before you started playing competitively.
(♥️ + 🔄 helps too)
It's always a good day when @levdev.bsky.social retweets one of my Magic takes. 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It's always a good day when @levdev.bsky.social retweets one of my Magic takes. 🥰
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I'm building a fantastic team of MTG content creators to help me make Spotlight Series Lorwyn Eclipsed a huge success, and I need your help!
Applications to be a featured creator at the event are now LIVE... so apply apply apply!
Application Link:
forms.gle/JxwkcNPxRJR6...
(❤️+🔁 are appreciated!)
Applications to be a featured creator at the event are now LIVE... so apply apply apply!
Application Link:
forms.gle/JxwkcNPxRJR6...
(❤️+🔁 are appreciated!)
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm building a fantastic team of MTG content creators to help me make Spotlight Series Lorwyn Eclipsed a huge success, and I need your help!
Applications to be a featured creator at the event are now LIVE... so apply apply apply!
Application Link:
forms.gle/JxwkcNPxRJR6...
(❤️+🔁 are appreciated!)
Applications to be a featured creator at the event are now LIVE... so apply apply apply!
Application Link:
forms.gle/JxwkcNPxRJR6...
(❤️+🔁 are appreciated!)
Transitioned the basement office out of Halloween and into Christmas yesterday. Since I am not feeling sleigh bells yet, the last two days soundtrack has embraced the dark, drearyness that is a Southern Ontario November.
youtu.be/kP_fbI9IaDs?...
Stay happy folks.
youtu.be/kP_fbI9IaDs?...
Stay happy folks.
Dark and Calming Winter Video Game Music
YouTube video by Vapid
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Transitioned the basement office out of Halloween and into Christmas yesterday. Since I am not feeling sleigh bells yet, the last two days soundtrack has embraced the dark, drearyness that is a Southern Ontario November.
youtu.be/kP_fbI9IaDs?...
Stay happy folks.
youtu.be/kP_fbI9IaDs?...
Stay happy folks.
Taking a few minutes to read today when I'm overwhelmed and anxious... Maybe I should have picked something less poignant...
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Taking a few minutes to read today when I'm overwhelmed and anxious... Maybe I should have picked something less poignant...