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Gabe Evans' Cow
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Just a lonely cow, belonging to cosplay cowboy Gabe Evans - a serial liar representing Colorado's 8th congressional district (until he gets voted out in 2026). But not by me...y'know...cuz I'm a cow...

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That was very disappointing - for someone who constantly touts his law enforcement background, Gabe‘s silence on the pardons of the J6 felons was DEAFENING.

My expectations were already low - but that was when we knew he was more interested in cow-towing to Trump than representing CO.

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November 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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The liar Rep. Gabe Evans has got kids - "...they're hungry", but works to make sure other kids go hungry by witholding SNAP benefits.
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I'm just a cow in the generic sense, depending on the post
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November 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
He is a cosplay farmer/rancher - just like my owner - Rep. Gabe Evans (CO-08) - who bought me just so that he can claim to be a rancher:

coloradotimesrecorder.com/2025/06/all-...

#NOCO
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#copolitics

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'All Hat No Cattle'? Congressman Raises a 'Few Cows' As a Hobby, And Says It's Legitimate To Promote Himself in Politics As a 'Rancher'
In May, Patrick Henry College founder Michael Farris introduced the school's 2025 commencement speaker, U.S. Rep. Gabe Evans (R-CO) and his wife, as the "owners and operators of a family...
coloradotimesrecorder.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM