Gabe Evans' Cow
@gabeevanscow.bsky.social
Just a lonely cow, belonging to cosplay cowboy Gabe Evans - a serial liar representing Colorado's 8th congressional district (until he gets voted out in 2026). But not by me...y'know...cuz I'm a cow...
MOO!
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November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Gabe Evans talks a lot about his former life as a police officer (see below). However - we know from past reporting that he has embellished his past quite a bit.
Maybe some our CO news organizations can dig into his record as a cop to see how much of what he says is actually true.
#GabeEvans
#CO08
Maybe some our CO news organizations can dig into his record as a cop to see how much of what he says is actually true.
#GabeEvans
#CO08
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Gabe Evans talks a lot about his former life as a police officer (see below). However - we know from past reporting that he has embellished his past quite a bit.
Maybe some our CO news organizations can dig into his record as a cop to see how much of what he says is actually true.
#GabeEvans
#CO08
Maybe some our CO news organizations can dig into his record as a cop to see how much of what he says is actually true.
#GabeEvans
#CO08
Gabe Evans on his vote to have DOJ release the Epstein files.
Sounds great - until you think about how he didn’t sign on to the discharge petition until AFTER the shutdown and AFTER Trump allowed Republicans to do so.
Not exactly a profile in courage, is it???
Moo!
#copolitics
#CO08
NOCO
Sounds great - until you think about how he didn’t sign on to the discharge petition until AFTER the shutdown and AFTER Trump allowed Republicans to do so.
Not exactly a profile in courage, is it???
Moo!
#copolitics
#CO08
NOCO
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Gabe Evans on his vote to have DOJ release the Epstein files.
Sounds great - until you think about how he didn’t sign on to the discharge petition until AFTER the shutdown and AFTER Trump allowed Republicans to do so.
Not exactly a profile in courage, is it???
Moo!
#copolitics
#CO08
NOCO
Sounds great - until you think about how he didn’t sign on to the discharge petition until AFTER the shutdown and AFTER Trump allowed Republicans to do so.
Not exactly a profile in courage, is it???
Moo!
#copolitics
#CO08
NOCO
There's a new cow in town...
Gabe Evans' Cow ( @gabeevanscow.bsky.social )
Tracking news and snark related to Gabe Evans - Colorado's most vulnerable congressperson.
(Gabe would hate the word "congressperson" - too woke. I should know - I'm his cow)
Moo!
#copolitics
#coleg
Greeley
NOCO
Gabe Evans' Cow ( @gabeevanscow.bsky.social )
Tracking news and snark related to Gabe Evans - Colorado's most vulnerable congressperson.
(Gabe would hate the word "congressperson" - too woke. I should know - I'm his cow)
Moo!
#copolitics
#coleg
Greeley
NOCO
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
There's a new cow in town...
Gabe Evans' Cow ( @gabeevanscow.bsky.social )
Tracking news and snark related to Gabe Evans - Colorado's most vulnerable congressperson.
(Gabe would hate the word "congressperson" - too woke. I should know - I'm his cow)
Moo!
#copolitics
#coleg
Greeley
NOCO
Gabe Evans' Cow ( @gabeevanscow.bsky.social )
Tracking news and snark related to Gabe Evans - Colorado's most vulnerable congressperson.
(Gabe would hate the word "congressperson" - too woke. I should know - I'm his cow)
Moo!
#copolitics
#coleg
Greeley
NOCO
Gabe Evans thinks he's a cowboy. As his cow, I don't have the heart to tell him...
Moo!
#CO08
#GabeEvans
Moo!
#CO08
#GabeEvans
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Gabe Evans thinks he's a cowboy. As his cow, I don't have the heart to tell him...
Moo!
#CO08
#GabeEvans
Moo!
#CO08
#GabeEvans