Gabby
@gabbyyo.bsky.social
I live everyday trying to not disappoint the three people who wrote 'stay cool' in my high school yearbook.
August 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
So anyway, this is Wonderwall.
May 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
So anyway, this is Wonderwall.
The theory I prescribe to: Men created a monotheistic male God because they were jealous of women’s ability to create life
May 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The theory I prescribe to: Men created a monotheistic male God because they were jealous of women’s ability to create life
I fear we’ve gone too far with liquor flavors.
May 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I fear we’ve gone too far with liquor flavors.
I can think of one thing he can do….
April 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I can think of one thing he can do….
After the past 2.5 months… I get it. My apologies to the final season of GOT.
I will say women end conflicts in 1-2 episodes, men need multiple seasons.
I will say women end conflicts in 1-2 episodes, men need multiple seasons.
March 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
After the past 2.5 months… I get it. My apologies to the final season of GOT.
I will say women end conflicts in 1-2 episodes, men need multiple seasons.
I will say women end conflicts in 1-2 episodes, men need multiple seasons.
Just doing my part for civic duty.
March 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Just doing my part for civic duty.
“Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance.
Democracy requires your courage.” @govpritzker.illinois.gov
So happy this man is my governor. I will be ready with my bucket of water.
Democracy requires your courage.” @govpritzker.illinois.gov
So happy this man is my governor. I will be ready with my bucket of water.
February 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
“Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance.
Democracy requires your courage.” @govpritzker.illinois.gov
So happy this man is my governor. I will be ready with my bucket of water.
Democracy requires your courage.” @govpritzker.illinois.gov
So happy this man is my governor. I will be ready with my bucket of water.
Wanted to make tater tot casserole for dinner last night but forgot I didn’t have a casserole pan. When life gives you lemons, you make a penis shaped casserole? #BonerAppetit
January 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Wanted to make tater tot casserole for dinner last night but forgot I didn’t have a casserole pan. When life gives you lemons, you make a penis shaped casserole? #BonerAppetit
The perfect headline does exist.
January 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The perfect headline does exist.
Thankful for the ceasefire.
And reminding everyone that Trump had nothing to do with it except delaying it.
And reminding everyone that Trump had nothing to do with it except delaying it.
January 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Thankful for the ceasefire.
And reminding everyone that Trump had nothing to do with it except delaying it.
And reminding everyone that Trump had nothing to do with it except delaying it.
Me this week and the next four years.
January 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Me this week and the next four years.
Don’t mind my sweater
December 11, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Don’t mind my sweater
My Spotify Wrapped, once again, confirms I am a basic white woman.
December 4, 2024 at 1:45 PM
My Spotify Wrapped, once again, confirms I am a basic white woman.
Newest Christmas decoration
November 20, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Newest Christmas decoration
Happy Leap Day. Real life is for March!
February 29, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Happy Leap Day. Real life is for March!