The first one to make you cum wins

Someone dropped the chloroform bottle

You've upgraded from hypnospirals to hypnomandelbrots

plugging a cable to the back/side of your head and just typing in the unix command that deletes your 'freeWill' directory

Also sometimes my party members just like to play stupid games so I have to come up with stupid prizes

(I.e. succeeding on an INT check after looking at the Crystal of Unspeakable Horror results in being afflicted with madness from having comprehended said unspeakable horrors)

Jokes on you I'm a DM who likes throwing skill checks occasionally where passing gets you a BAD outcome

Hypnotizing the party paladin to strip naked and put on an actual suit of full plate armor to prove a point

(The stripping naked part wasn't really necessary to proving how fast someone could put on armor)

Hi my name is Incon Spicuous and I am actually a goat

(Bsky kept on sending a black image)

At that point he's basically the DM

Twink >:3

Now I'm imagining someone with glasses who doesn't want to get zonked encounters a hypnospiral and immediately and instinctively rips off their glasses like they've been training for this moment their entire life