"You don't know me yet.

But you're going to."

This would be embarrassing enough even without the Sephiroth impersonation, oof.

We're at least one SL away from *everywhere*

Sorry, nearly meaningless mechanical text. What I've heard at least has been folks saying that the legend rule should go to increase the playability of legends outside of edh.

Make it trinket text, with how legend-dense UBs are

I think the idea here is that Standard gets one annual B&R, and an "emergency" standard B&R would be stitched onto one of the other scheduled B&Rs, as opposed to just randomly dropping say, today.

Recency Bias: The Listicle

I introduced some of my MTG club students to Dandan and the Timeline Culler variant I've been brewing this week, and they had a ball. They immediately started kicking around other ideas for microformats/games to play through Magic-as-system.

Third shot's a hell of a doom metal album cover

The first take I saw on it was "not much value if your opponent just exiles a surveil land" and I felt myself turning to dust.

Happy 10-year anniversary

I had the same reaction.

We keep discovering new lows they'll sink to to avoid accusations of "partisanship," as if the administration they legitimize would ever care. It'd be craven opportunism if it wasn't so stupid.