Maryland would absolutely have a 11-minute-long mini symphony entitled “The Mason-Dixon Line.”

Also, Camp David and The Blair Witch Project have to get in there somewhere.

In his defense, he also gets a lot of unnecessary cards

Karma would be him signing with another eastern conference team and scoring 10 goals against DC over the course of the season

This is also consistent with the casting of teenagers in 80’s TV shows – the Duffer brothers are just remaining true to their influences

This is the level of maturity we’re dealing with. Kegseth is like a 13 year old playing Call of Duty, only he’s actually killing people. “Huh huh, watch me blow up this boat full of NPCs…”

Alice In Chains - Got Me Wrong (1992)
John Hiatt - Perfectly Good Guitar (1993)
Veruca Salt - The Morning Sad (1997)
Tears for Fears - Break It Down Again (1993)
Freddy Jones Band – Wonder (1997)

🧵5/5

And the runners-up:

Barenaked Ladies - The Old Apartment (Live) (1996)
Metallica – Wherever I May Roam (1991)
The Judybats - All Day Afternoon (1993)
Afghan Whigs - Debonair (1993)
Ben Folds Five - Best Imitation of Myself (1997)

🧵4/5

26. Counting Crows - Rain King (1993)
27. U2 – The Fly (1991)
28. Guns ’N Roses – Don’t Cry (Original) (1991)
29. Wolfstone - Battle (1993)
30. Matthew Sweet – I’ve Been Waiting (1991)

🧵3/5

21. REM - Leave (1996)
22. Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees (1995)
23. The Breeders – Cannonball (1993)
24. Dave Matthews Band - The Best of What’s Around (1994)
25. Son Volt – Drown (1995)

🧵2/5

My hometown! 🔥

*cries in DC United*

If we’re wishing for sinkholes in Florida, there’s a prime spot at Mar-A-Lago

Love The Hobbit - it both fascinated me and was nightmare fuel for a good chunk of my childhood. I kept expecting Gollum to jump out of dark bedrooms.