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fuhtuld
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perpetually lurking "writer" and "adult". mediocrity at its finest.
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no "FIYERO!!!!!!!!!!"

automatic failure.
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
like i have literally written this nanago lmfao
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
i approach a 3 way intersection where i have a stop and the other street doesn't. i stop, waiting for the car driving by to clear the intersection.

other car: stops 🥰🥰 smiles and waves 🥰🥰 you go ahead!! 🥰🥰 no no i'll wait!! 🥰🥰 you can go first 🥰🥰

like this is what's wrong with society.
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
like i don't HATE continental purling but it's not fun, you know? this is kind of fun....
November 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
omg i was *speechless*, i have never been so offended at work in my life. what the actual fuck????
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM