Frying Pan Of Doom
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Fry/Pan/Cat. 32. NSFW. She/Her. pfp Vangberg1, banner thegingertrekie
BNHA/MHA Multiship, primary KiriBaku/MinaTetsu. Switch stan.
Age in bio or block.
Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/fryingpanofdoomwrites/works
BNHA/MHA Multiship, primary KiriBaku/MinaTetsu. Switch stan.
Age in bio or block.
Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/fryingpanofdoomwrites/works
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October 24, 2024 at 12:36 PM
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Kinktober day 9: stripping
#eijirokirishima #minaashido #denkikaminari #hantasero #katsukibakugo #bakusquad #nsfw?
I love the idea of strip poker but I haven’t even the slightest clue how to play it 🙃
#eijirokirishima #minaashido #denkikaminari #hantasero #katsukibakugo #bakusquad #nsfw?
I love the idea of strip poker but I haven’t even the slightest clue how to play it 🙃
October 14, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Kinktober day 9: stripping
#eijirokirishima #minaashido #denkikaminari #hantasero #katsukibakugo #bakusquad #nsfw?
I love the idea of strip poker but I haven’t even the slightest clue how to play it 🙃
#eijirokirishima #minaashido #denkikaminari #hantasero #katsukibakugo #bakusquad #nsfw?
I love the idea of strip poker but I haven’t even the slightest clue how to play it 🙃
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Oh no! Did Katsuki have to stoop to making oxo cube gravy?? 😬
He could hear Katsuki grumbling from the kitchen, cabinet doors slamming and pots clanging.
A little while later the table was set and the blond sat down with the bowl of gravy, slightly thinner than normal.
A little while later the table was set and the blond sat down with the bowl of gravy, slightly thinner than normal.
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Oh no! Did Katsuki have to stoop to making oxo cube gravy?? 😬
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There's your first mistake Katsuki!
you should have taken the cornstarch out of the cabinet, and placed it on the bench as you said "sprinkle in two tablespoons of cornstarch!"
you should have taken the cornstarch out of the cabinet, and placed it on the bench as you said "sprinkle in two tablespoons of cornstarch!"
“Once the drippings start to barely bubble, sprinkle in two tablespoons of cornstarch. It’s in the cabinet with the dry spices, labeled. Don’t stop whisking until it gets thick and there’s no clumps. I should be done with my shower by then. Got it?”
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
There's your first mistake Katsuki!
you should have taken the cornstarch out of the cabinet, and placed it on the bench as you said "sprinkle in two tablespoons of cornstarch!"
you should have taken the cornstarch out of the cabinet, and placed it on the bench as you said "sprinkle in two tablespoons of cornstarch!"
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love it Cat!
Though as he caught his breath, looking down at the growing wet patch in the front of Eijirou’s shorts and hazy gaze with his tongue still hanging out, “Not out of our dinner at least.”
~The End
~The End
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
love it Cat!
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If not from dinner, than with what? Sir? Katsuki? What?
I adore your food porn threads. Always a delicious feast to nom on.
I adore your food porn threads. Always a delicious feast to nom on.
Though as he caught his breath, looking down at the growing wet patch in the front of Eijirou’s shorts and hazy gaze with his tongue still hanging out, “Not out of our dinner at least.”
~The End
~The End
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
If not from dinner, than with what? Sir? Katsuki? What?
I adore your food porn threads. Always a delicious feast to nom on.
I adore your food porn threads. Always a delicious feast to nom on.
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Gotta get your cream with the gravy. Extra rich and smooth 😉
This time they worked in tandem. Eijirou bobbing his head, lips wrapped tight around lube slick skin and Katsuki’s hips giving small rolls into the warm heat surrounding him. It didn’t take long like that, for fingers to tighten in red locks and rhythm stuttering with a choked moan.
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Gotta get your cream with the gravy. Extra rich and smooth 😉
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PUPPY
“Dumbass.” The blond grumbled as he tossed the towel onto the counter.
“But it was good.”
Crimson eyes cut him a glare, lips pressing into a thin line.
“Can…can I have the rest?” Eijirou didn’t move off his knees, eyes half lidded as he looked up at Katsuki.
“But it was good.”
Crimson eyes cut him a glare, lips pressing into a thin line.
“Can…can I have the rest?” Eijirou didn’t move off his knees, eyes half lidded as he looked up at Katsuki.
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
PUPPY
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This is both incredibly hot and... vaguely gross? Why am I so turned on????
“You wanna have the rest? Fine.” One hand tangled into red hair while the other scooped the gravy lube from the bowl. Ruby eyes locked on the viscous liquid as it was slathered over his boyfriend’s growing erection, “Eat up mutt.”
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
This is both incredibly hot and... vaguely gross? Why am I so turned on????
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Katsuki I’m so so sorry you’re enduring this bc of me but I’m DYING
Eijirou froze, lips wrapped around his fingers with drool and lube dripping down the back of his hand and eyes wide as he stared at his boyfriend.
Katsuki was pinching the bridge of his nose, head shaking slightly as he came to terms with what he was witnessing.
Katsuki was pinching the bridge of his nose, head shaking slightly as he came to terms with what he was witnessing.
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Katsuki I’m so so sorry you’re enduring this bc of me but I’m DYING
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Oh good boy Ei! Still shoulda kept your fingers outta the gravy... lube? grube? luavy?
The red head looked down at Katsuki, “ ‘m horry.” He said with his fingers still in his mouth.
“Down.”
Eijirou dropped to his knees.
“Down.”
Eijirou dropped to his knees.
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Oh good boy Ei! Still shoulda kept your fingers outta the gravy... lube? grube? luavy?
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Mistakes were made by all 🤣
Oh…
It tasted /good/.
Two fingers were dipped into the bowl and shoved into his mouth with a barely contained moan. Over and over again he brought slick fingers to his lips to suck them clean.
“Ei? The fuck is taking…oh god damn it…”
It tasted /good/.
Two fingers were dipped into the bowl and shoved into his mouth with a barely contained moan. Over and over again he brought slick fingers to his lips to suck them clean.
“Ei? The fuck is taking…oh god damn it…”
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Mistakes were made by all 🤣
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Cat ily don’t hate me….
Hehe bowel typo
Hehe bowel typo
Not to continue to get on his boyfriend’s bad side, Eijirou quickly cleared the table and started working on the dishes. Pots and pans scrubbed just so, plates and silverware rinsed and placed perfectly in the dishwasher, all that was left was one last covered bowel on the counter.
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Cat ily don’t hate me….
Hehe bowel typo
Hehe bowel typo
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Ei... don't do it. Don't-
He should do that.
Toss it down the sink, rinse it with water to make sure it all dissolves.
But it did smell good.
And when Eijirou asked if they could eat it, Katsuki didn’t say no.
Toss it down the sink, rinse it with water to make sure it all dissolves.
But it did smell good.
And when Eijirou asked if they could eat it, Katsuki didn’t say no.
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Ei... don't do it. Don't-
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Hehe
Lube powder?
“We have lube powder?”
Katsuki took a deep breath in through his nose, “Yes. We have lube powder. Because if we had to buy bottles of lube for your giant ass cock to get in my ass, we’d be broke. So I use lube powder and make it.”
“We have lube powder?”
Katsuki took a deep breath in through his nose, “Yes. We have lube powder. Because if we had to buy bottles of lube for your giant ass cock to get in my ass, we’d be broke. So I use lube powder and make it.”
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Hehe
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Cackling hehehehe
“Ei.”
Eijirou started twisting his fingers around, “Yes?”
“Did you read the label?”
“Label?”
“Yes. The label that reads ‘lube powder’.”
Eijirou started twisting his fingers around, “Yes?”
“Did you read the label?”
“Label?”
“Yes. The label that reads ‘lube powder’.”
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Cackling hehehehe
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Yes Ei, that will work…it didn’t
He lifted the whisk and sure enough the gravy didn’t drip nicely back into the pan but clung to the wires and globbed back down as it fell.
Weird.
Maybe he just needed to whisk it into submission!
Weird.
Maybe he just needed to whisk it into submission!
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Yes Ei, that will work…it didn’t
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Ei... you hungry, or horny? Both?
“Oh. Neat.”
“Yeah. Neat. And now you’ve made gravy lube.”
“...can we still eat it?”
“Yeah. Neat. And now you’ve made gravy lube.”
“...can we still eat it?”
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Ei... you hungry, or horny? Both?
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Ei has a monster cock... heard it here, so it must be true!
Lube powder?
“We have lube powder?”
Katsuki took a deep breath in through his nose, “Yes. We have lube powder. Because if we had to buy bottles of lube for your giant ass cock to get in my ass, we’d be broke. So I use lube powder and make it.”
“We have lube powder?”
Katsuki took a deep breath in through his nose, “Yes. We have lube powder. Because if we had to buy bottles of lube for your giant ass cock to get in my ass, we’d be broke. So I use lube powder and make it.”
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Ei has a monster cock... heard it here, so it must be true!
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I AM KATSUKI 🤣🤣🤣 Cat asked why it was even in the cupboard in the first place and…I make it in the kitchen, don’t have children, barely have company… why not?
One might ask, why keep lube powder in the seasoning cabinet?
Katsuki would answer that it’s his best dry storage and everything is labeled clearly. Plus, he made the stuff in the kitchen anyway, why keep it anywhere else?
Katsuki would answer that it’s his best dry storage and everything is labeled clearly. Plus, he made the stuff in the kitchen anyway, why keep it anywhere else?
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I AM KATSUKI 🤣🤣🤣 Cat asked why it was even in the cupboard in the first place and…I make it in the kitchen, don’t have children, barely have company… why not?
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He's never leaving Eijirou alone in the kitchen again. 🤣
“It’s uh, it’s not really-”
“Did you add enough cornstarch?” Katsuki hip checked him out of the way and pulled the whisk from his hand to look at the pot.
He stirred it a few times before looking at the powder container still sitting on the counter.
“Did you add enough cornstarch?” Katsuki hip checked him out of the way and pulled the whisk from his hand to look at the pot.
He stirred it a few times before looking at the powder container still sitting on the counter.
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
He's never leaving Eijirou alone in the kitchen again. 🤣
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Beat it into submission! You got this! 😅🙃
He lifted the whisk and sure enough the gravy didn’t drip nicely back into the pan but clung to the wires and globbed back down as it fell.
Weird.
Maybe he just needed to whisk it into submission!
Weird.
Maybe he just needed to whisk it into submission!
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Beat it into submission! You got this! 😅🙃
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There is a variety of things in the kitchen that are both "white" and "powdered". Eijirou... what did you grab?
After what felt like at least ten minutes (but wasn’t more than two), the drippings started to bubble on the edges and Eijirou smiled. He opened the cabinet to the left of the stove vent and grabbed the white power tub.
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
There is a variety of things in the kitchen that are both "white" and "powdered". Eijirou... what did you grab?