Frozen Badger
@frozenbadger.bsky.social
Sci-fi and space nerd, occasional gamer/streamer, craft beer enthusiast, terrible writer of TF fiction. Retweets bad memes and werewolves. 18+ only, M, taken
Twitch: twitch.tv/frozen_badger
Twitch: twitch.tv/frozen_badger
Big hugs on your birthday!
Here's a collection of funny warning signs I stumbled across on various trips for animals that look huggable, but definitely aren't 🤣
Here's a collection of funny warning signs I stumbled across on various trips for animals that look huggable, but definitely aren't 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Big hugs on your birthday!
Here's a collection of funny warning signs I stumbled across on various trips for animals that look huggable, but definitely aren't 🤣
Here's a collection of funny warning signs I stumbled across on various trips for animals that look huggable, but definitely aren't 🤣
Whoops! Looks like something fell out, and my hands are kinda full. Mind lending a hand? 😉
Awesome work from @locofur.bsky.social!
Awesome work from @locofur.bsky.social!
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Whoops! Looks like something fell out, and my hands are kinda full. Mind lending a hand? 😉
Awesome work from @locofur.bsky.social!
Awesome work from @locofur.bsky.social!
The RAM shortage due to AI is so bad, I had to meet with a sketchy guy in a trenchcoat behind a waffle house to score some DDD5 sticks.
But, the new pc build has begun!
But, the new pc build has begun!
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The RAM shortage due to AI is so bad, I had to meet with a sketchy guy in a trenchcoat behind a waffle house to score some DDD5 sticks.
But, the new pc build has begun!
But, the new pc build has begun!
Not a bad spot for a quick snack break on a hike :)
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Not a bad spot for a quick snack break on a hike :)
Me: "Maybe its time to do a new PC build"
DDDR5 Ram prices: "Ha! Get fucked unless you're using me in an AI datacenter"
DDDR5 Ram prices: "Ha! Get fucked unless you're using me in an AI datacenter"
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Me: "Maybe its time to do a new PC build"
DDDR5 Ram prices: "Ha! Get fucked unless you're using me in an AI datacenter"
DDDR5 Ram prices: "Ha! Get fucked unless you're using me in an AI datacenter"
Judge: "it says here you were arrested for...*checks notes...stealing a baby capybara? What do you say in your defense"
Me: *shows photo*
Judge: "...all charges dropped"
Me: *shows photo*
Judge: "...all charges dropped"
November 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Judge: "it says here you were arrested for...*checks notes...stealing a baby capybara? What do you say in your defense"
Me: *shows photo*
Judge: "...all charges dropped"
Me: *shows photo*
Judge: "...all charges dropped"
Happy Halloween!
PSA for any trick or treaters, the treats you get from the mad scientist-turned-badger may leave you howling well after Halloween ends 🎃
PSA for any trick or treaters, the treats you get from the mad scientist-turned-badger may leave you howling well after Halloween ends 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Happy Halloween!
PSA for any trick or treaters, the treats you get from the mad scientist-turned-badger may leave you howling well after Halloween ends 🎃
PSA for any trick or treaters, the treats you get from the mad scientist-turned-badger may leave you howling well after Halloween ends 🎃
I think you mean Amos and his favorite stripper, Chrissie. 😄
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I think you mean Amos and his favorite stripper, Chrissie. 😄
Get in loser, we're going exploring in the:
October 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Get in loser, we're going exploring in the:
You know...I'm skeptical of how well it would do in a frontal crash with basically the crumple zone of a smart car.
However, I like the kei truck vibe and the fact it would be insanely easy to park.
However, I like the kei truck vibe and the fact it would be insanely easy to park.
October 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You know...I'm skeptical of how well it would do in a frontal crash with basically the crumple zone of a smart car.
However, I like the kei truck vibe and the fact it would be insanely easy to park.
However, I like the kei truck vibe and the fact it would be insanely easy to park.
Dropped into SF for fleet week, and had to make a pilgrimage to the Lone Star 🐻
October 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Dropped into SF for fleet week, and had to make a pilgrimage to the Lone Star 🐻
Halloween TF? Sure, why not!
I'm gonna go a little unconventional and say either a gnoll or a werebadger :)
I'm gonna go a little unconventional and say either a gnoll or a werebadger :)
October 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Halloween TF? Sure, why not!
I'm gonna go a little unconventional and say either a gnoll or a werebadger :)
I'm gonna go a little unconventional and say either a gnoll or a werebadger :)
You want me to liberate WHAT city?!
August 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
You want me to liberate WHAT city?!
What? It's Bowser Day, and every king deserves a little "treat" 😈
August 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
What? It's Bowser Day, and every king deserves a little "treat" 😈
The fact that the only places to get this kind of Japanese curry in the states is in LA and San Diego is downright criminal.
July 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The fact that the only places to get this kind of Japanese curry in the states is in LA and San Diego is downright criminal.
Airport beer it is
July 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Airport beer it is
Well hello again, SeaTac!
Now, to airport beer, or not airport beer?
Now, to airport beer, or not airport beer?
July 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Well hello again, SeaTac!
Now, to airport beer, or not airport beer?
Now, to airport beer, or not airport beer?
Normal roundabouts are overrated.
I call the top one "Your Driving Examiner Can Smell Your Fear circle"
Got bit by the city builder bug. I will not stop until I have achieved transit perfection
I call the top one "Your Driving Examiner Can Smell Your Fear circle"
Got bit by the city builder bug. I will not stop until I have achieved transit perfection
July 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Normal roundabouts are overrated.
I call the top one "Your Driving Examiner Can Smell Your Fear circle"
Got bit by the city builder bug. I will not stop until I have achieved transit perfection
I call the top one "Your Driving Examiner Can Smell Your Fear circle"
Got bit by the city builder bug. I will not stop until I have achieved transit perfection
Great turnout at Denver Pride!!
June 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Great turnout at Denver Pride!!
I'm bringing a "be gay, make the government flee from your radioactive laser breath" vibe to the Denver pride parade 🏳️🌈
June 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I'm bringing a "be gay, make the government flee from your radioactive laser breath" vibe to the Denver pride parade 🏳️🌈
Does this hotel have...dueling cuck chairs?
Pilot and first officer cuck chairs?! Instructor and student cuck chairs?!?!
Pilot and first officer cuck chairs?! Instructor and student cuck chairs?!?!
June 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Does this hotel have...dueling cuck chairs?
Pilot and first officer cuck chairs?! Instructor and student cuck chairs?!?!
Pilot and first officer cuck chairs?! Instructor and student cuck chairs?!?!
I'd say to keep an eye out for me during Pride, but it's pretty hard to miss a giant badger in a jockstrap and harness! 😁
Thanks for the YCH commission, @darknaig.bsky.social!
Thanks for the YCH commission, @darknaig.bsky.social!
June 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'd say to keep an eye out for me during Pride, but it's pretty hard to miss a giant badger in a jockstrap and harness! 😁
Thanks for the YCH commission, @darknaig.bsky.social!
Thanks for the YCH commission, @darknaig.bsky.social!
Happy Father's Day! And in case you do not have a daddy handy to give you a hug, this badger is more than happy to fill in 🥰
June 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Happy Father's Day! And in case you do not have a daddy handy to give you a hug, this badger is more than happy to fill in 🥰
Alright, which one of y'all did the art for this place? 😆
June 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Alright, which one of y'all did the art for this place? 😆
Post a random photo, otherwise everything goes wrong in June.
June 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Post a random photo, otherwise everything goes wrong in June.