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A city street at night. Big orange letters hang across the street and say, “SEASONS GREETINGS”. Under them are at least 24 cops, more or less in a line, in the sort of formation used shortly before tear-gassing protesters
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Either a possum or a raccoon would be fantastic. Maybe with some cute plush garbage sewed onto it? I got this little probably 5x7” print at a local art show and it’d be a pretty good first draft for a mascot design
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Rick Yager looks like the star of an adventure comic! Like if Norm Macdonald had a brother who fought bandits in the jungle
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I did a double take when I saw this innocent fold 👀
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Calvin’s great-grandfather?
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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On the crazy old man scale, my cat’s eyebrows are somewhere between Andy Rooney and 1977 Gandalf
A tuxedo cat with a black face and long white eyebrows going all over the place like monochrome rainbows Andy Rooney from “60 Minutes” with white eyebrows that are more strictly sideways, but quickly separate into long, scraggly, individual hairs so by the time you get above his cheeks they’re a mess Closeup of Gandalf from Ralph Bakshi’s 1977 animated movie “The Hobbit”. In an almost anime style, his eyebrows are very low and also a huge unibrow. They’re barely separate from his eyelids and combine with his beard at the temples. They go out a few inches from his face in thick, arcing clumps
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Had to travel for work this week and am glad to report that the trick I learned recently works great. Use the clips on the hotel’s coat hangers to keep the curtains closed
Hotel curtains held closed with a coat hanger. The hanger is sideways, with the hook to the side instead of at the top. Each clip on the hanger is grabbing both curtains to hold them together
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Are butlers doing jihads now?
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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I’ve got my YouTube algorithm trained so well. This showed up in my feed. Look at this legend in his red cabbage hat and fleece! I’m gonna talk to my dad about maybe adopting this guy as my second dad
youtu.be/PRYwbGgd3XQ?...
An elderly British man wearing a hat and fleece with a red cabbage pattern on them is showing off the inside of the 15-pound red cabbage he’s just harvested from his garden An elderly British man wearing a hat and fleece with a red cabbage pattern on them picks up a 15-pound red cabbage in his garden. The outer leaves are enormous! One is about the same size as his entire torso and head! He has the face of a very proud father. I think I’m falling in love with this man
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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A scene from The Office. They’re talking about a couple making out at work Kevin says, “I, for one, enjoy watching them because—“ The others interrupt, “No, stop.” “Just don’t.” “Kevin!” Kevin scolds them, saying, “Can I finish? Can I finish? Is that okay?” After a beat he continues, “I was saying…” Kevin finishes his point. “I enjoy watching them, because it makes me horny.”
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Today I learned three things:
1) the Jolly Green Giant is circumcised
2) he’s proud of it
3) whoever designed this can was trying to sneak a peek at it
Can of Green Giant brand cut green beans. The green giant has his hands on his hips and the angle looks like the camera is trying to sneak a peek under his tunic or toga or whatever you’d call that thing
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Gobble gobble
John McLaughlin signing off the episode of The McLaughlin Group the Sunday before Thanksgiving with his traditional “happy thanksgiving gobble gobble bye bye”
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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I assumed the rumor of Erika Kirk being pregnant with JD Vance’s baby was false, not because of their morals or anything, but because it takes a lot to convince someone to dress up as furniture
A seemingly ordinary recliner The recliner’s arms are out to the sides What’s this? The recliner has stretched vertically and has shoes under it? Oh, it’s a guy in a chair costume at a Halloween party! Hooray!
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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Krazy Kat is me and Ignatz Mouse is my cats when they scratch me, claw the furniture, wake me up for no reason at 3am, and do figure 8s on the counter while I make my coffee so it gets sprinkled with fur

😻😻😻😻 l’il anjils
Three panels from “Krazy Kat” In the first one, Krazy appears from a hole in a tree and tells Ignatz Mouse, “It’s only me, dahlink” In the second, Ignatz picks up a rock and throws it at Krazy, hitting them right in the face (Krazy was called both him and her over the years, so let’s go with “them”) In the third panel, Ignatz runs off yelling, “Krazy Kat!” Krazy gazes into the distance and says, “L’il lolly-pops. How he loves me”
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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A movie that takes place where you are from
Title card to “Hell’s Bells” by Ub Iwerks for Disney A big devil sits on a throne with his three-headed dog at his feet while smaller demons dance and play instruments made from skeletons. A big flaming pit is off to the side The big devil pours a bowls of fire into his mouth The big devil holds onto the side of a cliff while two arms made of fire pull down his pants and spank him. Presumably the worst thing that can happen to you in Hell
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I’m reading the US history book from @petridishes.bsky.social where she enhances or just makes up “Important American Documents”. This section has Hamilton, Jay, and Madison adding a throughline plot with cliffhangers to the Federalist Papers so people will keep coming back to read the next one 🤣🤣🤣
The book cover of Petri’s US History: Important Americans Documents (I Made Up). Petri stands behind George Washington as he crosses the Delaware, which, instead of ice, is full of human-sized slices of cherry pie A page out of the Federalist Papers with a throughline plot added. Federalist 64: The Powers of the Senate. Bill of Rights volunteers to sacrifice himself to hold them off while Publius escapes. Federalist 65: The Powers of the Senate Continued. Publius swears he will come back for him, if that is what a majority of the states want. Federalist 66: Objections to the Power of the Senate to Sit as a Court for Impeachments Further Considered. Bill dies heroically as Publius makes his way into the control room of the Articles of Confederation, where a surprise awaits him. Federalist 67: The Executive Department. The Articles of Confederation are Publius's father! Federalist 68: The Mode of Electing the President. Publius screams and screams. Federalist 69: The Real Character of the Executive. Publius is torn. Can he destroy the Articles of Confederation? What, after all this time, is he fighting for? Federalist 70: The Executive Department Further Considered. Publius hears a familiar voice. Federalist 71: The Duration in Office of the Executive. It's Socrates, his old mentor!
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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They should release the files on “Epstein”. Wink! Know what I mean? “Epstein”?
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Another successful Sunday scraping an acquaintance
#scrapinganacquaintance
Illustration from 1833. A man stands behind another man using a curved object, to scrape some kind of substance like oil or tar or molasses off of him
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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All the Smartest People are tellimg Me that jokes are BETTER when you have to Explain them!
Screenshot from an AP article: On Saturday, Trump tested out a new nickname for her, calling her "Marjorie Taylor Brown" because "Green grass turns Brown when it begins to ROT!"
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Another Sunday in the dojo with The Lord #yahwate #goldenbelt #austin316ijustwhippedyourass
Pamphlet called “The Gospel According to Karate” with a drawing of a guy in a karate gi and a black belt doing a sweet jump kick midair with his right leg straight out and his left leg bent under him. In the background is some Chinese writing that I’m just going to assume have nothing to do with god or karate and were part of some free template
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Olivia Nuzzi 🫷🙄

Ruth Buzzi 👈😃
Ruth Buzzi in her iconic “Laugh-In” role of Gladys Ormphby, getting upset at and probably about to hit Arte Johnson playing the dirty old man Tyrone F. Horneigh Ruth Buzzi and Gary Owens. They were big on “Laugh-In”, her as one of the main cast and him as the announcer. He also voiced Powdered Toast Man and a bunch of others like the original Space Ghost Ruth Buzzi with Oscar the Grouch and Telly Monster on the set of “Sesame Street”
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I prefer your solo records as just Dian, but the ones under your full name are also good
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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🎶One wor-ld under Doc Doom,
Trodden down just forrrrr the funk of it🎵
The cover of One World Under Doom number 6
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM