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Emperor of the Universe
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Indoor cat
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Either a possum or a raccoon would be fantastic. Maybe with some cute plush garbage sewed onto it? I got this little probably 5x7” print at a local art show and it’d be a pretty good first draft for a mascot design
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Rick Yager looks like the star of an adventure comic! Like if Norm Macdonald had a brother who fought bandits in the jungle
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I did a double take when I saw this innocent fold 👀
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Calvin’s great-grandfather?
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
On the crazy old man scale, my cat’s eyebrows are somewhere between Andy Rooney and 1977 Gandalf
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Had to travel for work this week and am glad to report that the trick I learned recently works great. Use the clips on the hotel’s coat hangers to keep the curtains closed
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Are butlers doing jihads now?
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’ve got my YouTube algorithm trained so well. This showed up in my feed. Look at this legend in his red cabbage hat and fleece! I’m gonna talk to my dad about maybe adopting this guy as my second dad
youtu.be/PRYwbGgd3XQ?...
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Today I learned three things:
1) the Jolly Green Giant is circumcised
2) he’s proud of it
3) whoever designed this can was trying to sneak a peek at it
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Gobble gobble
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I assumed the rumor of Erika Kirk being pregnant with JD Vance’s baby was false, not because of their morals or anything, but because it takes a lot to convince someone to dress up as furniture
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Krazy Kat is me and Ignatz Mouse is my cats when they scratch me, claw the furniture, wake me up for no reason at 3am, and do figure 8s on the counter while I make my coffee so it gets sprinkled with fur

😻😻😻😻 l’il anjils
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
A movie that takes place where you are from
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I’m reading the US history book from @petridishes.bsky.social where she enhances or just makes up “Important American Documents”. This section has Hamilton, Jay, and Madison adding a throughline plot with cliffhangers to the Federalist Papers so people will keep coming back to read the next one 🤣🤣🤣
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
They should release the files on “Epstein”. Wink! Know what I mean? “Epstein”?
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Another successful Sunday scraping an acquaintance
#scrapinganacquaintance
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
All the Smartest People are tellimg Me that jokes are BETTER when you have to Explain them!
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Another Sunday in the dojo with The Lord #yahwate #goldenbelt #austin316ijustwhippedyourass
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Olivia Nuzzi 🫷🙄

Ruth Buzzi 👈😃
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I prefer your solo records as just Dian, but the ones under your full name are also good
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
🎶One wor-ld under Doc Doom,
Trodden down just forrrrr the funk of it🎵
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM