FrankAuz 🦘♥️🖤💛🇺🇦🇵🇸💧
@frankauz.bsky.social
Comprised of atoms collated at 320 ppm on short term loan from Amangu/Noongar country. Always was always will be !
No crypto but plenty snark - climate, treaty, refugees, democracy & football tragic.
No crypto but plenty snark - climate, treaty, refugees, democracy & football tragic.
You’re shocked ???
Spare a thought as to how shocked Jared was when it became clear his personal cut wouldn’t come anywhere close to 10 figures !!!
It’s outrageous and unbecoming to be seen negotiating at chicken shit levels.
Oh the shame !!!
Spare a thought as to how shocked Jared was when it became clear his personal cut wouldn’t come anywhere close to 10 figures !!!
It’s outrageous and unbecoming to be seen negotiating at chicken shit levels.
Oh the shame !!!
December 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
You’re shocked ???
Spare a thought as to how shocked Jared was when it became clear his personal cut wouldn’t come anywhere close to 10 figures !!!
It’s outrageous and unbecoming to be seen negotiating at chicken shit levels.
Oh the shame !!!
Spare a thought as to how shocked Jared was when it became clear his personal cut wouldn’t come anywhere close to 10 figures !!!
It’s outrageous and unbecoming to be seen negotiating at chicken shit levels.
Oh the shame !!!
Au contraire … this is no accident!
He is the President you lot wanted and so deserve.
The most epic FAFO since Rome fell.
He is the President you lot wanted and so deserve.
The most epic FAFO since Rome fell.
December 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Au contraire … this is no accident!
He is the President you lot wanted and so deserve.
The most epic FAFO since Rome fell.
He is the President you lot wanted and so deserve.
The most epic FAFO since Rome fell.
Yup … maybe there could be smiting, followed by resurrection, then a few seconds for realisation to dawn that the next smiting is a comin’ real soon - all on loop.
Jeez … I’d repent myself just to get a front row seat!
Jeez … I’d repent myself just to get a front row seat!
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Yup … maybe there could be smiting, followed by resurrection, then a few seconds for realisation to dawn that the next smiting is a comin’ real soon - all on loop.
Jeez … I’d repent myself just to get a front row seat!
Jeez … I’d repent myself just to get a front row seat!
Fantastic … everyone should go to the zoo !
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Fantastic … everyone should go to the zoo !
Yeah nah … I wouldn’t 😀!
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Yeah nah … I wouldn’t 😀!
Yeah nah … that would be too quick !
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Yeah nah … that would be too quick !
True … that’s why they both must go do some serious brig time.
I wonder how long the Admiral’s pension will stretch for defending himself ?
At Tex says … “better get a lawyer son, better get a real good one”
I wonder how long the Admiral’s pension will stretch for defending himself ?
At Tex says … “better get a lawyer son, better get a real good one”
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 AM
True … that’s why they both must go do some serious brig time.
I wonder how long the Admiral’s pension will stretch for defending himself ?
At Tex says … “better get a lawyer son, better get a real good one”
I wonder how long the Admiral’s pension will stretch for defending himself ?
At Tex says … “better get a lawyer son, better get a real good one”
Personally I think threatening to deport _all_ brown people has nothing to do with this tragedy.
Bit like the Sandy Hook tragedy had nothing to do with gun culture.
Bit like when a progressive president had nothing to say when that happened.
Violence is thy name and nature!
Bit like the Sandy Hook tragedy had nothing to do with gun culture.
Bit like when a progressive president had nothing to say when that happened.
Violence is thy name and nature!
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Personally I think threatening to deport _all_ brown people has nothing to do with this tragedy.
Bit like the Sandy Hook tragedy had nothing to do with gun culture.
Bit like when a progressive president had nothing to say when that happened.
Violence is thy name and nature!
Bit like the Sandy Hook tragedy had nothing to do with gun culture.
Bit like when a progressive president had nothing to say when that happened.
Violence is thy name and nature!
… or more likely it’s what y’all really wanted?
Just askin’ for an concerned enemy fretting about a new competitor for most shitty hole on the planet.
Sad.
Just askin’ for an concerned enemy fretting about a new competitor for most shitty hole on the planet.
Sad.
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
… or more likely it’s what y’all really wanted?
Just askin’ for an concerned enemy fretting about a new competitor for most shitty hole on the planet.
Sad.
Just askin’ for an concerned enemy fretting about a new competitor for most shitty hole on the planet.
Sad.
Yup - by definition all these sycophants are dumber than Dump (who is thicker than a pallet of bricks) in having signed up for slavish loyalty thinking they alone will be so clever when avoiding blowback afterwards.
Only in Murica does this feeble ambit stand a little more than a snowflakes!
Only in Murica does this feeble ambit stand a little more than a snowflakes!
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Yup - by definition all these sycophants are dumber than Dump (who is thicker than a pallet of bricks) in having signed up for slavish loyalty thinking they alone will be so clever when avoiding blowback afterwards.
Only in Murica does this feeble ambit stand a little more than a snowflakes!
Only in Murica does this feeble ambit stand a little more than a snowflakes!
LOL … you need to make your way to sunny old Adelaide where the “Pie Floater” is legendary.
I’ll leave it to reader to surmise what is floating on what … but can share it is crowned by excessive amounts of dead horse !
I’ll leave it to reader to surmise what is floating on what … but can share it is crowned by excessive amounts of dead horse !
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
LOL … you need to make your way to sunny old Adelaide where the “Pie Floater” is legendary.
I’ll leave it to reader to surmise what is floating on what … but can share it is crowned by excessive amounts of dead horse !
I’ll leave it to reader to surmise what is floating on what … but can share it is crowned by excessive amounts of dead horse !
But much more versatile mi amigo !
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
But much more versatile mi amigo !
Aye to that … only diff was we were made to read it at school.
Fortunately at the time it was way into the future.
Now it’s here !!!
Fortunately at the time it was way into the future.
Now it’s here !!!
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Aye to that … only diff was we were made to read it at school.
Fortunately at the time it was way into the future.
Now it’s here !!!
Fortunately at the time it was way into the future.
Now it’s here !!!
Yup it’s hard work.
The $64 question is … are they going to wipe your fess hole when that time comes ?
The $64 question is … are they going to wipe your fess hole when that time comes ?
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Yup it’s hard work.
The $64 question is … are they going to wipe your fess hole when that time comes ?
The $64 question is … are they going to wipe your fess hole when that time comes ?
Piggy doesn’t want to … but definitely will if he has to !
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Piggy doesn’t want to … but definitely will if he has to !
Perhaps so.
However I’m thinking it will be a donut - not that Dump can remember who he assaulted back then - but because he is such a snivelling coward that I suspect even when Epstain (sic) offered underage girls he piked out!
It’s like his alcohol abstention - he does not want to lose control.
However I’m thinking it will be a donut - not that Dump can remember who he assaulted back then - but because he is such a snivelling coward that I suspect even when Epstain (sic) offered underage girls he piked out!
It’s like his alcohol abstention - he does not want to lose control.
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Perhaps so.
However I’m thinking it will be a donut - not that Dump can remember who he assaulted back then - but because he is such a snivelling coward that I suspect even when Epstain (sic) offered underage girls he piked out!
It’s like his alcohol abstention - he does not want to lose control.
However I’m thinking it will be a donut - not that Dump can remember who he assaulted back then - but because he is such a snivelling coward that I suspect even when Epstain (sic) offered underage girls he piked out!
It’s like his alcohol abstention - he does not want to lose control.
Oh … that explains why the torrent from the regal jet was so loose.
Stands to reason when you find the sell by date was in the previous century.
Stands to reason when you find the sell by date was in the previous century.
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Oh … that explains why the torrent from the regal jet was so loose.
Stands to reason when you find the sell by date was in the previous century.
Stands to reason when you find the sell by date was in the previous century.
Oh dear … I hope he meets Ramon’s uncle whilst on remand … he could be a comin’ to Jesus rsn.
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Oh dear … I hope he meets Ramon’s uncle whilst on remand … he could be a comin’ to Jesus rsn.
True … right up to the moment the invaders sacked the place & topped the inhabitants.
So Leon was kinda right 🤷🏼♂️.
So Leon was kinda right 🤷🏼♂️.
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
True … right up to the moment the invaders sacked the place & topped the inhabitants.
So Leon was kinda right 🤷🏼♂️.
So Leon was kinda right 🤷🏼♂️.
… will happily turn the country into a shit hole if that might enrich themselves!
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 AM
… will happily turn the country into a shit hole if that might enrich themselves!
… and I didn’t 🙃.
Sad.
Sad.
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
… and I didn’t 🙃.
Sad.
Sad.
Don’t you worry - that wing comin’ down next - ready for the Trump mausoleum like has never been seen before in Merica many are sayin’.
It be much more golden that those druggies down south ever built & much bigly than the three those brown terrorists built too!
That DonOld - he never gonna leave!
It be much more golden that those druggies down south ever built & much bigly than the three those brown terrorists built too!
That DonOld - he never gonna leave!
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Don’t you worry - that wing comin’ down next - ready for the Trump mausoleum like has never been seen before in Merica many are sayin’.
It be much more golden that those druggies down south ever built & much bigly than the three those brown terrorists built too!
That DonOld - he never gonna leave!
It be much more golden that those druggies down south ever built & much bigly than the three those brown terrorists built too!
That DonOld - he never gonna leave!