I believe those looking to time-partition by UUID are working with databases that lack global indexes to enforce unique constraints beyond the partition key. Or sharding those partitions

If the banner has AI in lower and upper case, it must be great

Was just trying to be funny 😭 AI and vibe coding, resulting in too many buffer pins

I can think of 100s of reasons but you said 23ai, so... vibe pinning?

Trust me I was so against it when I arrived at spark I’ve used it in the past and hated it.
but the lack of relations is actually amazing for backfill. it just makes it so simple and painless that I’m willing to live with the mongo of it all

and store the buffer in aifiedt.buf to be more AI friendly

Encryption is not yet there in PostgreSQL