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Frances Oostindie
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November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Well the new dentist seems to have ideas about modernizing things. The old dental chair has been replaced with a sunken living room and patients get all the drugs they can handle.
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November 27, 2025 at 8:43 AM
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
More News On Scarfolk Olympiad

In addition to the recently adopted Anaerobic Skipping, there will be several other experimental events in this years games. Scarfolk is said to be very strong in Smugnastics.
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November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Don't Expect Opportunity In Scarfolk

Your position in life is more or less hopeless. You have had almost no preparation. You are carried along by the aimless energy of your own fears. You are most likely doomed.

For more information reread this notice and review the graphic
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November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Dont let the worms win!
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November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Your Scarfolk Air BnB awaits.
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November 24, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Don't blame bad breath, a bald head, a big tummy, acne or an overwhelming odour of athletes foot for lack of a girlfriend. It's your collar!
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November 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Thought you could find privacy?

Don't think - it's not worth it
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November 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Be sure to click on image for full instructions. Reread as necessary.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
From Scarfolk Attachment Authority

DON'T harbor undeclared feelings or relationships - you may be prosecuted and/or subjected to sexual competency checks!
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November 16, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The Startling Truth Behind The IFO Phenomenon Revealed

We've all seen them in the Scarfolk sky. We have the pictures* and we know what they are. Still.

*contains over ten black & white illustrations of full-color photos
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November 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Atomic Seamstress Service (ASS) Welcomes New Recruits

In Scarfolk we must be ready for anything. Don't ask why.
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November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
OFFICE PARTY season is almost here...

We remind you that these are COMPULSORY any excuses are FORBIDDEN!!
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November 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Scarfolk Council (All Hail) Announces Rattle Quarantine

Remember: fighting rattles prevents babies, preventing babies fights rabies!
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November 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Latest Disinformation From Scarfolk Health Service

Remember, doctors are important people. They don't have time for your every broken bone and impalement. When seeking medical opinions, always start by asking a friend or colleague.
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