This morning's pairing that slaps: black tea and peach greek yoghurt.

@wordpress.com Disputing a fraudulent charge on my bank account wasn't on my to-do list today, and yet I was forced to do it anyway. Maybe your to-do list needs some additions, like learning to not auto-charge someone who never authorized auto-pay and isn't even the named customer on the account🖕

For Valentine's Day this year I got my first stalker letter in the mail.

In case anyone was still fumbling for their cliff notes:

Ew. Had to log in to my health portal to correct my PCP, they tried to assign me a man 🤢 (all fixed now).

I was busy happily moving out of my IG account and working on finding everyone on different platforms, until I ran into the account of a friend who passed and who I will never find on another platform so I think I'll just put my pajamas back on

Can it really be considered finding out if you already knew better?

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I often have to remind myself that creation is iteration

First make it exist
Then make it good
Then make it unique

You can’t expect yourself to roll all steps into one

Even if Tiktok comes back, I've read/watched enough necromancy and zombie tropes to know what to do; it might look like the thing I loved, but it's in my best interest to give it a double tap and burn the corpse.

Tiktok got Thanos snapped so hard that the screen-time data was surgically removed from my iOS screen-time report. Allegedly, my most used app last week was Watch Duty.

I still remember the time spent, even if my phone doesn't. Worth every second.

Yay, just blocked my first person on this platform! It's like getting a new sword bloody 😈

Almost crashed out leaving more voicemails for Tom Cotton, but I actually feel a lot better knowing all five of his mailboxes are completely full 😄

I had been making peace with sending Tiktok over the rainbow bridge; I don't think I can stand to see her lobotomized.

I finally realized what bugs me about the TikTok notice: it’s not that Trump may save it, it’s the ‘we need his permission’ vibe. It feels very Handmaid’s Tale. I don’t need permission to post on a social platform. TikTok, you’re starting to feel like a bad place. Never OfTrump

Of all the tiny minor problems to have, not being able to use a straw for the past two weeks has been more obnoxious than I anticipated.

Hey, so this is awkward, but I just want to make a timestamped public note that I am worried my family are trying to give me the Brittney Spears treatment. If I ever go completely off the grid, turn your suspicion to my parents, thanks.

I'm stoked Infinity Nikki updated with new optimization. I'm devastated that I no longer get to 🎶"jump into this lii-iiife!"🎶 while the shaders compile 😭