Forza Bahab
@forzabahab.bsky.social
Fellow Europa League winner. Horse serial killer. Rapper slash actress. I'm hilarious; you just don't get it.
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Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
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Ahahahahaha, local business that recorded themselves sticking a load of Union Jacks to lampposts all about town are currently pissing and moaning about finally Finding Out.
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Ahahahahaha, local business that recorded themselves sticking a load of Union Jacks to lampposts all about town are currently pissing and moaning about finally Finding Out.
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Me looking at leftovers.
a man wearing a jersey that says williams 10
ALT: a man wearing a jersey that says williams 10
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Me looking at leftovers.
They mean well, but if you let Chris Morris decide policy....
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
They mean well, but if you let Chris Morris decide policy....
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Dear fucking Christ.
In the 1960s there was a brief fad for a cocktail called The Bullshot containing beef broth, vodka, and worcestershire sauce.
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Dear fucking Christ.
Rewatching Community and this guy popped up.
Glorious catchphrase.
Glorious catchphrase.
a man in a blue shirt stands in front of a microphone with the words pop pop written above him
ALT: a man in a blue shirt stands in front of a microphone with the words pop pop written above him
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Rewatching Community and this guy popped up.
Glorious catchphrase.
Glorious catchphrase.
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JOHNSON AGAIN OLE OLE
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
JOHNSON AGAIN OLE OLE
I've no Irish blood at all but in recent weeks I've been listening to and have become obsessed with rebel music, it's fantastic. I'm hoping nobody has noticed the change in my music trends and I've been placed on a watchlist on case people think I've become radicalised
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If you support this action you need proper lie on the couch therapy. Urgently.
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If you support this action you need proper lie on the couch therapy. Urgently.
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Stephen Miller is of Ashkenazi Jewish descent. His great-grandparents inhabited the Pale of Settlement (western Russia where Jews were allowed to live) and escaped Russian pogroms and the Holocaust. All the same racist, xenophobic, ignorant things he is saying were said about his own family.
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Stephen Miller is of Ashkenazi Jewish descent. His great-grandparents inhabited the Pale of Settlement (western Russia where Jews were allowed to live) and escaped Russian pogroms and the Holocaust. All the same racist, xenophobic, ignorant things he is saying were said about his own family.
JOHNSON AGAIN OLE OLE
AUTOGLASS REPAIR, AUTOGLASS REPLACE
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
JOHNSON AGAIN OLE OLE
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Everyone of these grasping twats should be asked "How did you feel when hundreds of thousands of the poorest families were put into poverty by imposing the two child benefit cap?" because I suspect they all, to a man, would have been absolutely delighted about it.
Just cancel your Netflix subscription and stop buying avocados. You'll be fine
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Everyone of these grasping twats should be asked "How did you feel when hundreds of thousands of the poorest families were put into poverty by imposing the two child benefit cap?" because I suspect they all, to a man, would have been absolutely delighted about it.
1. If you've paid millions in tax you've presumably earned millions more, so if 2.5k a year has knackered your retirement then maybe that's a you problem not a mansion tax problem?
2. Everyone pays tax, but doesn't feel the need to boast about it because it's what being part of a society is about.
2. Everyone pays tax, but doesn't feel the need to boast about it because it's what being part of a society is about.
Just cancel your Netflix subscription and stop buying avocados. You'll be fine
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
1. If you've paid millions in tax you've presumably earned millions more, so if 2.5k a year has knackered your retirement then maybe that's a you problem not a mansion tax problem?
2. Everyone pays tax, but doesn't feel the need to boast about it because it's what being part of a society is about.
2. Everyone pays tax, but doesn't feel the need to boast about it because it's what being part of a society is about.
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in 1st century Judea, the corners of every field had to be left for the poor to pick crops for themselves, every seventh year *all* of the crops from fields and vineyards and orchards belonged to the poor, and all debts of all types were cancelled every 50th year.
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
in 1st century Judea, the corners of every field had to be left for the poor to pick crops for themselves, every seventh year *all* of the crops from fields and vineyards and orchards belonged to the poor, and all debts of all types were cancelled every 50th year.
I heard a story that during the miners' strike all the police on huge overtime were putting a tenner a week each into the fighting fund buckets to keep the strike going as long as possible.
How are Labour funding her leadership?
How are Labour funding her leadership?
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I heard a story that during the miners' strike all the police on huge overtime were putting a tenner a week each into the fighting fund buckets to keep the strike going as long as possible.
How are Labour funding her leadership?
How are Labour funding her leadership?
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Does anyone know a good lawyer?
I need to sue the Internet.
I need to sue the Internet.
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Does anyone know a good lawyer?
I need to sue the Internet.
I need to sue the Internet.
I hope Portugal get drawn against a team with a hatchet man that someone has paid to 2 foot him into next week. Appalling man, ego made flesh and good at football.
There is a lot of appalling shit in the world right now. But this really made my blood boil
Money buys *everything*, even things that were previously beyond its reaches
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Money buys *everything*, even things that were previously beyond its reaches
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Cristiano Ronaldo clear to start World Cup after Fifa suspends two games of his ban
Cristiano Ronaldo will serve the final two games of his ban only if he is guilty of a similar infringement in the next year
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I hope Portugal get drawn against a team with a hatchet man that someone has paid to 2 foot him into next week. Appalling man, ego made flesh and good at football.
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Much better than stealing heavy stuff like gold. This way, you have less cargo.
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Much better than stealing heavy stuff like gold. This way, you have less cargo.
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"BUT WHEN IS IT WHITE FRIDAY!?"
November 27, 2024 at 8:51 PM
"BUT WHEN IS IT WHITE FRIDAY!?"
Ok, NOW it's Christmas...
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Ok, NOW it's Christmas...