Russians every time they have a revolution.

My favorite is going to the store to get, like, paper towels. I remember I need olive oil, maybe butter, garbage bags, and oh maybe some snacks. And absolutely forget to buy paper towels.

You're confusing me for a person who plans ahead. I mean, I admire those who do, but even when I plan ahead I forget what I was planning for. There's no way I could time a reminder to pop up exactly when I'm in a place I didn't plan on being in, you know?

Conkling, dammit.

Yikes no it was just a terrible joke

...it's a joke. She looks just as pregnant in this pic as it looks like Hollywood has a tiny hand.

I haven't watched this show since this was the cast. Also I didn't realize Mary Berry was pregnant.

I can't recall where I read about the 'fart walk' before but it was a revelation. A few years back, it was.... maybe a Moth episode? It's better than the cousin walk, this concept: after dinner, husband and I now take the dog out and air out our own personal grievances, along with airing out the dog

The Department of Labor is full of horse thieves, so of course they've robbed the Paramount stable.

It amazes me each time I visit home in AL: people just say 'oh I forgot whatever' and hop in the car to go get it. Most all my family live a solid drive away from a store, but they act like it's just downstairs.

I shop for two, and am terrible at it. It's more like I get things I know we need, forget the things I didn't realize we need, and cook based on if I want to walk the 5 blocks to get what I forgot, or just improvise.

Also the stars make it look like Lincoln is in a Paramount film.

I was mostly expressing amazement at everyone else being that together. I've tried shopping lists--written, texts to myself, actual voice recordings--and it never works.

People actually use shopping lists?

It's proto-Buffy the Vampire Slayer and I adore it.

Someone should light a match next to him.

The videos of Trump interviews over the last few days are not good. Like, I'm not certain he can connect his own private moments together, let alone US administrative moments over 250 years.