Jason Parker
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December 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My buddy just sent me this from two days qgo
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The gladiator sword is the first Sasha’s hands lay upon, unfortunately it is just too heavy and it instantly falls to the ground. The blade bounces with a loud thud before destroying a case which starts a Rube Goldberg style chain of events.
The gladiator sword is the first Sasha’s hands lay upon, unfortunately it is just too heavy and it instantly falls to the ground. The blade bounces with a loud thud before destroying a case which starts a Rube Goldberg style chain of events.
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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The gladiator sword is the first Sasha’s hands lay upon, unfortunately it is just too heavy and it instantly falls to the ground. The blade bounces with a loud thud before destroying a case which starts a Rube Goldberg style chain of events.
The gladiator sword is the first Sasha’s hands lay upon, unfortunately it is just too heavy and it instantly falls to the ground. The blade bounces with a loud thud before destroying a case which starts a Rube Goldberg style chain of events.
36
Sasha ducked behind a table on the landing, if they didn't look up she wouldn't get seen. The door opened and it was the cop, and he hadn't used a key.
Sasha ducked behind a table on the landing, if they didn't look up she wouldn't get seen. The door opened and it was the cop, and he hadn't used a key.
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Sasha ducked behind a table on the landing, if they didn't look up she wouldn't get seen. The door opened and it was the cop, and he hadn't used a key.
Sasha ducked behind a table on the landing, if they didn't look up she wouldn't get seen. The door opened and it was the cop, and he hadn't used a key.
35
Sasha jumped a top the large workbench and ran as fast as she could zigging and zagging from table to table. 'This shit is crazy' Sasha realized up ahead was the entrance to the water slide that cork screws down six stories into the pool of the international hotel.
Sasha jumped a top the large workbench and ran as fast as she could zigging and zagging from table to table. 'This shit is crazy' Sasha realized up ahead was the entrance to the water slide that cork screws down six stories into the pool of the international hotel.
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Sasha jumped a top the large workbench and ran as fast as she could zigging and zagging from table to table. 'This shit is crazy' Sasha realized up ahead was the entrance to the water slide that cork screws down six stories into the pool of the international hotel.
Sasha jumped a top the large workbench and ran as fast as she could zigging and zagging from table to table. 'This shit is crazy' Sasha realized up ahead was the entrance to the water slide that cork screws down six stories into the pool of the international hotel.
33
Sasha turned and ran as fast as she could, a loud hiss is heard as the last bit of gas is released from the human being consumed. Sasha racked her mind if she saw any weapons on the way in.
Sasha turned and ran as fast as she could, a loud hiss is heard as the last bit of gas is released from the human being consumed. Sasha racked her mind if she saw any weapons on the way in.
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Sasha turned and ran as fast as she could, a loud hiss is heard as the last bit of gas is released from the human being consumed. Sasha racked her mind if she saw any weapons on the way in.
Sasha turned and ran as fast as she could, a loud hiss is heard as the last bit of gas is released from the human being consumed. Sasha racked her mind if she saw any weapons on the way in.
31
The crossbow already has a bolt in it 'wait I'm going to kill this idiot if i shoot her'
Before Sasha can grab another weapon Molly tackles her.
The crossbow already has a bolt in it 'wait I'm going to kill this idiot if i shoot her'
Before Sasha can grab another weapon Molly tackles her.
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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The crossbow already has a bolt in it 'wait I'm going to kill this idiot if i shoot her'
Before Sasha can grab another weapon Molly tackles her.
The crossbow already has a bolt in it 'wait I'm going to kill this idiot if i shoot her'
Before Sasha can grab another weapon Molly tackles her.
29
'Why does this cop want to me to go with him' Sasha notices Zee's vest on the driver side, she also notices Steven Beck and the football team jogging by.
The team ends up holding him until the real cops arrive while discovering a still alive Zee in the trunk.
'Why does this cop want to me to go with him' Sasha notices Zee's vest on the driver side, she also notices Steven Beck and the football team jogging by.
The team ends up holding him until the real cops arrive while discovering a still alive Zee in the trunk.
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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'Why does this cop want to me to go with him' Sasha notices Zee's vest on the driver side, she also notices Steven Beck and the football team jogging by.
The team ends up holding him until the real cops arrive while discovering a still alive Zee in the trunk.
'Why does this cop want to me to go with him' Sasha notices Zee's vest on the driver side, she also notices Steven Beck and the football team jogging by.
The team ends up holding him until the real cops arrive while discovering a still alive Zee in the trunk.
27
Sasha took a few long strides to the front door, she spent longer deciding to knock or ring the bell. He hand hit the door randomly to only end up ringing the door bell. Moments later Steve was at the door, "Hey Alex, what's up .. are you bleeding"
Sasha looks down at her arm also.
Sasha took a few long strides to the front door, she spent longer deciding to knock or ring the bell. He hand hit the door randomly to only end up ringing the door bell. Moments later Steve was at the door, "Hey Alex, what's up .. are you bleeding"
Sasha looks down at her arm also.
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Sasha took a few long strides to the front door, she spent longer deciding to knock or ring the bell. He hand hit the door randomly to only end up ringing the door bell. Moments later Steve was at the door, "Hey Alex, what's up .. are you bleeding"
Sasha looks down at her arm also.
Sasha took a few long strides to the front door, she spent longer deciding to knock or ring the bell. He hand hit the door randomly to only end up ringing the door bell. Moments later Steve was at the door, "Hey Alex, what's up .. are you bleeding"
Sasha looks down at her arm also.
26
'Fuck this' Sasha dug her feet into the corner of the barely there trunk and pulled on the case, flipping the lid open, the silver and chrome device reminded Sasha of the Light sword, ‘saber’ she had seen In a movie her dad would watch.
'Fuck this' Sasha dug her feet into the corner of the barely there trunk and pulled on the case, flipping the lid open, the silver and chrome device reminded Sasha of the Light sword, ‘saber’ she had seen In a movie her dad would watch.
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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'Fuck this' Sasha dug her feet into the corner of the barely there trunk and pulled on the case, flipping the lid open, the silver and chrome device reminded Sasha of the Light sword, ‘saber’ she had seen In a movie her dad would watch.
'Fuck this' Sasha dug her feet into the corner of the barely there trunk and pulled on the case, flipping the lid open, the silver and chrome device reminded Sasha of the Light sword, ‘saber’ she had seen In a movie her dad would watch.
25
Sasha took off running down the stairs, taking them two then three at a time before jumping off towards the door. The cop came to and stepped into a flying knee from Sasha, this move proves fatal as the cop flies back into a Koon's balloon dog, it's shiny blue steel breaking the man in pieces.
Sasha took off running down the stairs, taking them two then three at a time before jumping off towards the door. The cop came to and stepped into a flying knee from Sasha, this move proves fatal as the cop flies back into a Koon's balloon dog, it's shiny blue steel breaking the man in pieces.
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Sasha took off running down the stairs, taking them two then three at a time before jumping off towards the door. The cop came to and stepped into a flying knee from Sasha, this move proves fatal as the cop flies back into a Koon's balloon dog, it's shiny blue steel breaking the man in pieces.
Sasha took off running down the stairs, taking them two then three at a time before jumping off towards the door. The cop came to and stepped into a flying knee from Sasha, this move proves fatal as the cop flies back into a Koon's balloon dog, it's shiny blue steel breaking the man in pieces.
24
The cop says no worries and gives Sasha her card before the two part ways. Sasha keeps jogging until she gets to Zee's 'that did not take that long, why have I been spending money to do this' Sasha noticed the cars were still in the driveway.
The cop says no worries and gives Sasha her card before the two part ways. Sasha keeps jogging until she gets to Zee's 'that did not take that long, why have I been spending money to do this' Sasha noticed the cars were still in the driveway.
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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The cop says no worries and gives Sasha her card before the two part ways. Sasha keeps jogging until she gets to Zee's 'that did not take that long, why have I been spending money to do this' Sasha noticed the cars were still in the driveway.
The cop says no worries and gives Sasha her card before the two part ways. Sasha keeps jogging until she gets to Zee's 'that did not take that long, why have I been spending money to do this' Sasha noticed the cars were still in the driveway.
22
Sasha hands the pelican back slowly to Zee, a terrified Cara staring from the front seat. Zee’s dad awakens, looking back he sees Zee holding the Pelican.
“Push the bottoms” He passes out again, this time slumping on to Cara who finally spills her slurpee.
Sasha hands the pelican back slowly to Zee, a terrified Cara staring from the front seat. Zee’s dad awakens, looking back he sees Zee holding the Pelican.
“Push the bottoms” He passes out again, this time slumping on to Cara who finally spills her slurpee.
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Sasha hands the pelican back slowly to Zee, a terrified Cara staring from the front seat. Zee’s dad awakens, looking back he sees Zee holding the Pelican.
“Push the bottoms” He passes out again, this time slumping on to Cara who finally spills her slurpee.
Sasha hands the pelican back slowly to Zee, a terrified Cara staring from the front seat. Zee’s dad awakens, looking back he sees Zee holding the Pelican.
“Push the bottoms” He passes out again, this time slumping on to Cara who finally spills her slurpee.
21
Sasha feet took off towards the bright light of the Arsenal, her archery class was paying off, breathe and focus 'make a quick decision'
Sasha feet took off towards the bright light of the Arsenal, her archery class was paying off, breathe and focus 'make a quick decision'
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Sasha feet took off towards the bright light of the Arsenal, her archery class was paying off, breathe and focus 'make a quick decision'
Sasha feet took off towards the bright light of the Arsenal, her archery class was paying off, breathe and focus 'make a quick decision'
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"Of course thank you Paola, I'm near Steven Beck's house"
"Bet, on it's way" The phone clicked and within a minute a slow moving tinted SUV arrived.
"Of course thank you Paola, I'm near Steven Beck's house"
"Bet, on it's way" The phone clicked and within a minute a slow moving tinted SUV arrived.
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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"Of course thank you Paola, I'm near Steven Beck's house"
"Bet, on it's way" The phone clicked and within a minute a slow moving tinted SUV arrived.
"Of course thank you Paola, I'm near Steven Beck's house"
"Bet, on it's way" The phone clicked and within a minute a slow moving tinted SUV arrived.
18
Sasha felt like she had a pretty steady pace going when she realized that someone was close behind her. She glanced back to see a cop car stopping behind her. Sasha uneasy stopped and turned around, the cop gets out quickly.
Sasha felt like she had a pretty steady pace going when she realized that someone was close behind her. She glanced back to see a cop car stopping behind her. Sasha uneasy stopped and turned around, the cop gets out quickly.
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Sasha felt like she had a pretty steady pace going when she realized that someone was close behind her. She glanced back to see a cop car stopping behind her. Sasha uneasy stopped and turned around, the cop gets out quickly.
Sasha felt like she had a pretty steady pace going when she realized that someone was close behind her. She glanced back to see a cop car stopping behind her. Sasha uneasy stopped and turned around, the cop gets out quickly.
17
The Tesla immediately corrected itself as the control navigation took control, Cara screamed louder as she realized her father was unconscious.
The Tesla immediately corrected itself as the control navigation took control, Cara screamed louder as she realized her father was unconscious.
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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The Tesla immediately corrected itself as the control navigation took control, Cara screamed louder as she realized her father was unconscious.
The Tesla immediately corrected itself as the control navigation took control, Cara screamed louder as she realized her father was unconscious.
16
The road trip had started great, they had already had In-n-out and Slurpees, Zee was still obsessed with Harry but Sasha couldn't say anything she still wished David Arleta won Idol ‘to this day'
“Ladies we should be in Palm Springs in about ten minutes"
The road trip had started great, they had already had In-n-out and Slurpees, Zee was still obsessed with Harry but Sasha couldn't say anything she still wished David Arleta won Idol ‘to this day'
“Ladies we should be in Palm Springs in about ten minutes"
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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The road trip had started great, they had already had In-n-out and Slurpees, Zee was still obsessed with Harry but Sasha couldn't say anything she still wished David Arleta won Idol ‘to this day'
“Ladies we should be in Palm Springs in about ten minutes"
The road trip had started great, they had already had In-n-out and Slurpees, Zee was still obsessed with Harry but Sasha couldn't say anything she still wished David Arleta won Idol ‘to this day'
“Ladies we should be in Palm Springs in about ten minutes"
14
As the doorknob turned Sasha made a run for the window, she jumped through the open window, her legs staying as straight as possible but no she clipped her shins on the window and took a tumble hitting the ground the wind getting knocked out of her.
As the doorknob turned Sasha made a run for the window, she jumped through the open window, her legs staying as straight as possible but no she clipped her shins on the window and took a tumble hitting the ground the wind getting knocked out of her.
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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As the doorknob turned Sasha made a run for the window, she jumped through the open window, her legs staying as straight as possible but no she clipped her shins on the window and took a tumble hitting the ground the wind getting knocked out of her.
As the doorknob turned Sasha made a run for the window, she jumped through the open window, her legs staying as straight as possible but no she clipped her shins on the window and took a tumble hitting the ground the wind getting knocked out of her.
13
Sasha finally came to, her crying mom explained that it had been a decade since she slipped on a piece of pizza in her room.
The smiling crying faces of her friends surrounded them, including Paola who was now married to Steven.
Sasha finally came to, her crying mom explained that it had been a decade since she slipped on a piece of pizza in her room.
The smiling crying faces of her friends surrounded them, including Paola who was now married to Steven.
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Sasha finally came to, her crying mom explained that it had been a decade since she slipped on a piece of pizza in her room.
The smiling crying faces of her friends surrounded them, including Paola who was now married to Steven.
Sasha finally came to, her crying mom explained that it had been a decade since she slipped on a piece of pizza in her room.
The smiling crying faces of her friends surrounded them, including Paola who was now married to Steven.
12
The spear feels good in Sasha’s hands, it was a good choice because the monster has already turned her attention to a new meal.
"I've tasted the flesh of humans on seven continents, I shall enjoy yours more than all the others"
"Zee always said you were jealous, just a hater"
The spear feels good in Sasha’s hands, it was a good choice because the monster has already turned her attention to a new meal.
"I've tasted the flesh of humans on seven continents, I shall enjoy yours more than all the others"
"Zee always said you were jealous, just a hater"
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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The spear feels good in Sasha’s hands, it was a good choice because the monster has already turned her attention to a new meal.
"I've tasted the flesh of humans on seven continents, I shall enjoy yours more than all the others"
"Zee always said you were jealous, just a hater"
The spear feels good in Sasha’s hands, it was a good choice because the monster has already turned her attention to a new meal.
"I've tasted the flesh of humans on seven continents, I shall enjoy yours more than all the others"
"Zee always said you were jealous, just a hater"
11
Slowly from the shadows, Paola’s grandmother came from the shadows, Sasha’s theories wrapping themselves together in her mind.
“I’m sorry dear Alex you’re wrong, I am Paola’s daughter and even I don’t know how truly old she is”
Slowly from the shadows, Paola’s grandmother came from the shadows, Sasha’s theories wrapping themselves together in her mind.
“I’m sorry dear Alex you’re wrong, I am Paola’s daughter and even I don’t know how truly old she is”
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Slowly from the shadows, Paola’s grandmother came from the shadows, Sasha’s theories wrapping themselves together in her mind.
“I’m sorry dear Alex you’re wrong, I am Paola’s daughter and even I don’t know how truly old she is”
Slowly from the shadows, Paola’s grandmother came from the shadows, Sasha’s theories wrapping themselves together in her mind.
“I’m sorry dear Alex you’re wrong, I am Paola’s daughter and even I don’t know how truly old she is”
10
Sasha punches forward while screaming something in Korean that she thinks is a number
“Hana!”
The punch does nothing ‘fucking Tae Kwon Do’ Molly rolls over Sasha who has the foresight to roll with and kick her off backward.
Sasha punches forward while screaming something in Korean that she thinks is a number
“Hana!”
The punch does nothing ‘fucking Tae Kwon Do’ Molly rolls over Sasha who has the foresight to roll with and kick her off backward.
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Sasha punches forward while screaming something in Korean that she thinks is a number
“Hana!”
The punch does nothing ‘fucking Tae Kwon Do’ Molly rolls over Sasha who has the foresight to roll with and kick her off backward.
Sasha punches forward while screaming something in Korean that she thinks is a number
“Hana!”
The punch does nothing ‘fucking Tae Kwon Do’ Molly rolls over Sasha who has the foresight to roll with and kick her off backward.
9
“She’s LYING!!!!”
Molly the confused narcissist screamed from across the room.
Sasha is taken back from the acquisition, the others in the room freeze and turn to Molly. The moon is now high over the cliffside Palos Verdes estate. Sasha assumed that no one believes Molly ‘don’t do this’
“She’s LYING!!!!”
Molly the confused narcissist screamed from across the room.
Sasha is taken back from the acquisition, the others in the room freeze and turn to Molly. The moon is now high over the cliffside Palos Verdes estate. Sasha assumed that no one believes Molly ‘don’t do this’
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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“She’s LYING!!!!”
Molly the confused narcissist screamed from across the room.
Sasha is taken back from the acquisition, the others in the room freeze and turn to Molly. The moon is now high over the cliffside Palos Verdes estate. Sasha assumed that no one believes Molly ‘don’t do this’
“She’s LYING!!!!”
Molly the confused narcissist screamed from across the room.
Sasha is taken back from the acquisition, the others in the room freeze and turn to Molly. The moon is now high over the cliffside Palos Verdes estate. Sasha assumed that no one believes Molly ‘don’t do this’
8
Sasha lay on the ground still bleeding from the claws of the sewer-dwelling mutants below Torrance Mall,
"Alex!"
Sasha lay on the ground still bleeding from the claws of the sewer-dwelling mutants below Torrance Mall,
"Alex!"
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Sasha lay on the ground still bleeding from the claws of the sewer-dwelling mutants below Torrance Mall,
"Alex!"
Sasha lay on the ground still bleeding from the claws of the sewer-dwelling mutants below Torrance Mall,
"Alex!"
7
“Hello?"
"Pep you ok?"
"Yeah drama I'm good, Ilittely just woke up"
"Something has happened to Zee and a guy with a robot arm also attacked me, forget that part"
“Hello?"
"Pep you ok?"
"Yeah drama I'm good, Ilittely just woke up"
"Something has happened to Zee and a guy with a robot arm also attacked me, forget that part"
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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“Hello?"
"Pep you ok?"
"Yeah drama I'm good, Ilittely just woke up"
"Something has happened to Zee and a guy with a robot arm also attacked me, forget that part"
“Hello?"
"Pep you ok?"
"Yeah drama I'm good, Ilittely just woke up"
"Something has happened to Zee and a guy with a robot arm also attacked me, forget that part"